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If I had a nickel for everytime I was involved in a joke with Optimus Prime, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but weird that it happened twice. 😅🤣
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@mabbylmao
You're driving in LA
There's traffic around you and your phone is halfway charged
At a red light, you spot him...
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@jac87532194
@bnmclips
"Was it the dream about the houseplants again?"
(Xylophone noises for head nod)
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@eaglemcgill
"BOB, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ON THE SHELVES IF THEY DON'T COME WITH THE BOOKS?!"
"BUY YOUR OWN BOOKS, TEDDY!"
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@BrideXd
@Fish1Milk
@pablothinghouse
Captain Underpants always stuck with me as I grew up and was diagnosed among various ages. It warms my heart to find others like this.
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@SupermanEnjoyer
(crashes through class window) "Billy, you forgot your lunch...dreadfully sorry about the window."
"Thank you, who are you today for work?"
"Geralt at 3, Superman at 4, and your U.N.C.L.E. all the time."
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@Cherry_BonBomb
@AD_Renaissance
@1_Man_Double
Me after taking out the trash and accidentally looking at the moon on 10/31/2020:
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@LucinaDraws
@arceus227
I don't remember which issue(s) in the original run of Ultimate Spider-Man, but the panels of him going to Peter's house and talking about how the both of them lost someone in their lives always stuck out to me.
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@SickAnto1
@TinaFate1
When we say "Don't lewd Komi", it isn't for her protection, it's for you. 🤣🤣
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My first
#WomanCrushWednesday
goes to the lovely, spontaneous, and truly creative
@OJessicaNigri
#WCW
http://t.co/lFVaEqO0tM
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@SamSykesSwears
Sam, as much as I like hearing your thoughts on
#TheWitcher
, this is the fourth time this week you've demolished my home. I leave the door open for a reason.
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@SIG7Profficial
@TheMistressDove
@ChristheNarc
@veronicandjelly
@LSMark_
@KarlJacobs_
PONDER THE SPHERE MARK!
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@PuccaNoodles
Me and all of us who follow you when we see your name on Disney related projects now:
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My
#WCW
goes to the always beautiful, hilarious with her puns, and puts a smile on my face everyday:
@bdunkelman
http://t.co/Dy9kIkjQzZ
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@TheFantasticIan
While we waited for Animal Crossing/Doom Eternal, we prepared for The Last of Us.
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@RequineGG
Father does the same! I've been studying aeroplane mechanicals and he continues to be stoic towards my goals of a career. "Invest in oil!" He roars at me. Bah, daft.
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Had a dumb idea from catching up on
@How2Drink
and wanted to share it with the world
(Sorry Greg 🤣🤣)
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@Ivorivet
@pearlbaecosplay
@Rah_Bop
@LauraBaileyVO
@matthewmercer
Well, there is one other thing...
(courtesy of
@Eddache_
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@jasminericegirl
I'm no rocket science scientist, but the Moon was recently discovered to have been made of cheese due to these brave astronauts:
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@waveyabi
@hicaitlinreilly
@evaandheriud
Damn, didn't think about adding a "Mom's letter" to mine 😅🤣
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@TheFantasticIan
I hate to tell ya Ian, but no one's blamed me since the mid to late '80s, early '90s, and reruns during the new Millennium! So you're cruisin' for a bruising Mutchler!
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