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@withlovemuffin
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☆.´ `. ☽¸.☆ 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻; 𝟮𝟮 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀, 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿 ,☆.¸☽ .` ´.☆ ♫♪♩·.¸¸.·♩♪♫ 𝗣𝗲𝗱𝗿𝗼 𝗣𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗮𝘀𝘁, 𝗚𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗶𝗮 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗛𝗼𝘇𝗶𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹, 𝘄𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿; 𝗴𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 ♫♪♩·.¸¸.·♩♪♫
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@withlovemuffin
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@dianelyssa personally i just think maybe we shouldn’t be making a tourist attraction out of an ACTUAL wreckage where people drowned and disintegrated! But that’s just me!!!!
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@withlovemuffin
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@i8athumbtack I’m literally angry right now but also I feel sortve guilty because this has been sitting in my drafts all week??
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@withlovemuffin
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@mattxiv Ah yes, the two genders, “innocent person trying to take a piss” and “blatant creep”
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@withlovemuffin
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@9teen57 The bisexual glow up took immediate effect, good for him
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@withlovemuffin
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@mattxiv If he doesn’t “have” pronouns, I’m sure it won’t bother him if I just start referring him with she/her pronouns right? After all, it’s not like he *has* he/him pronouns, it’s just a part of speech 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@withlovemuffin
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@uhhmmily My sexuality shifted, that’s what
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@withlovemuffin
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@davidefinitely I’m going to laugh my fucking ass off if Jacob ends up winning an Oscar
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@withlovemuffin
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@fifartsss My internet name is obviously Muffin (but not my real name) so I probably shouldn’t make fun of food names too seriously, but can you imagine someone naming themselves “hamburger helper” “meatball” “spaghetti” like cmon man-
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@withlovemuffin
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“You came.” “That’s what she said.”
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@withlovemuffin
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@ali_sivi Also?? literally *any* of those women on the right could have diabetes!
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@uhhmmily you’re tweeting as though you have a girl to drunk text, emily :(
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@withlovemuffin
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Criminal Minds Characters as: Webkinz! A thread 🧵
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@withlovemuffin
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@uhhmmily Why did i say “Lays-bian”
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@annieroooney did judas iscariot possess you for a moment
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@withlovemuffin
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@poeticardigan We can’t forget Enola Holmes either, even if he was kind of a side character
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@withlovemuffin
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@korndiddy you are in your unhinged era and I love you for it, thank you for your service 🫡
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@withlovemuffin
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@mattxiv The picture didn’t load and I still knew you were talking about Tucker Carlson
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@withlovemuffin
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@AliEzzoBezzo She didn’t even specify gender, bro 😭 like! She never mentioned it was another woman! good lord
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@withlovemuffin
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@theadammcintyre She’s reading the room like she’s Lea Michele
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@withlovemuffin
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I really, really miss Anne with an E, honestly.
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@withlovemuffin
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@CarrieCnh12 Why is everyone confused about this tweet, you said she’s not asian *American*, not that she’s not asian lmaooo all these “Malaysia is in asia…” replies
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@withlovemuffin
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Between @korndiddy and @shanemadej , I get the most… *interesting* posts on my timeline from their likes
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Criminal Minds Characters as: Lyrics from Unreal Unearth (by Hozier) a thread 🧵
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@IWriteAllDay_ 13 year old me did not count on spending my adult days fighting with strangers on the internet about why it’s not ethical to make a tourist attraction out of the titanic wreckage :’) it’s been a HELL of a week
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@NotoriousPBG It’s sad you even have to say this, honestly. People compare it to visiting Gettysburg or cemeteries but it just isn’t the same at all. People disintegrated in those waters.
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I just realized I never see “___ liked” on my TL much anymore, which is just sad because I miss seeing the unhinged things @korndiddy and @shanemadej liked
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@HSpankler @fifartsss They get muscles and people start calling them “Beefy Stronganoff”
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@withlovemuffin
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She might be Maya Hawke’s mama, but that’s our MOTHER
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Uma Thurman in ‘RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE’
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@witchytwitchytv I’m sorry, it reminded me of the “I think I know more about American girl dolls than you do, genius” vine so I made this 🥲
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@withlovemuffin
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Criminal Minds Characters as Sabrina Carpenter songs!: A 🧵
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@withlovemuffin
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@transcowboy He literally looks so delighted- I think for a moment this was just Hugh Laurie being like “can I please have an episode where I can show off my piano skills? Please please please please please” And they said “fine but we’re bringing Neil Perry’s Dad into this too”
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@allisonsivy The fact that the last scene was actually him smiling at *Wilson* and not even Cameron 🤭🤭
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@withlovemuffin
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@chiweethedog If dolly says it’s my time to go, then by George it’s probably my time to go 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@withlovemuffin
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@jimsrippedshirt It was a good response, but I’m hoping for future reference that they’ll learn to test or survey their fan base before making a big leap
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@withlovemuffin
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@orangypops It was cringe but he killed a dictator later, can we just cancel it out pls pls pls
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Spencer Reid- Googles the Platypus
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@withlovemuffin
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@theheckmouth The way this literally happened to me but the other way around- I thought I could possibly be attracted to men because one of my friends was presenting as a guy and I had a crush on her and then she came out and transitioned and I was like “oh okay so still no men”
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@withlovemuffin
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@quinnkphoto @korndiddy @tryguys @TheWiggles If both of the Asian guys were given purple in Wiggles and Try guys, I can only assume that Tinky Winky is Asian by pattern
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@nicolebrander @wearewatcher Has anyone even seen the professor and Shane in the same room????
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@Red_Moon_Glow I want the cheating thing to be fake so bad 😭
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@withlovemuffin
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@transcowboy Rumor has it that that old hot shot New York was once New Amsterdam I mean, why’d they change it? I can’t say but like they musta liked it better that way 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@theadammcintyre also these guys have literally changed so much in 4 years AND Zach got FINER
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@wearewatcher why is he so extra, he could have just asked her to take her shoe off
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@withlovemuffin
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I can’t wait till people start thirsting over Toby Stephens in PJO because I have BEEN THERE since he was in Jane Eyre 2006 that man is under appreciated
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@FROcoffeeSOUL @dianelyssa Then consider the fact that avid tourism to the wreck is also actively harmful for the titanic itself. I don’t see why people feel the need to make a tourist attraction out of it when there are plenty of museums dedicated to the titanic, with artifacts and information.
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@Echoisweird I always personally described it like “just because I may not actively seek out ice cream doesn’t mean there aren’t special people I’m not willing to eat ice cream with.” I had to explain it to my last partner, who was, admittedly, hypersexual :’)
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@withlovemuffin
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@Jakmar_93 @mattxiv Honestly, no matter what party you are, it’s still stupid to say that people don’t have pronouns- everybody has pronouns, even if they align with what you were at birth. Y’all tell us we need to go back to biology class, but you guys need to take a peek in 1st grade english 🤭
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Penelope Garcia- Love Puppy
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@chels__ebooks and it’s so crazy because being aware of how porn affects sexual expectations and how sex workers are treated is SO different from being a straight up Puritan, because a) everything is fictional. It’s WORDS. Using your imagination. b) atp they’re just anti recreational sex
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@transcowboy Like… they’re intrusive thoughts because they’re unwanted thoughts
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@AuntyCarpetWeed When they said don’t go chasing waterfalls, it ALSO said to stick to the rivers and the lakes you’re used to- I’m afraid that does NOT include the middle of the Atlantic Ocean 🥲
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@kenobiheart “I got your back, girl!” … “From right here”
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@sabrrinaaaaa @wearewatcher They should ghost hunt in pairs and Ryan get Zach while Keith goes with Shane and Eugene just does whatever the fuck he wants
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@zeglian Where’s the meme with the kids laughing and a ball about to be thrown about them, WHERE IS IT-
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@tryguys Understandable. Please take care of yourselves during this tumultuous time as much as you can
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@mattxiv Man, wait till Andy here finds out that the justgirlthings tumblr account is ran by a girl in a gay relationship
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Emily Prentiss- Himalayan Cat
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@thebookofevan Some of the comments down here are just- 😬 You’re doing great as a parent, from the sounds of it, and your child is very lucky to have an accepting and supportive parent :) keep it up!
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@BeeBabs I’m going to weep if it ever comes out that they were just a PR couple, their chemistry is too good
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@MohanadElshieky Just keep saying Joe till you get the right one I guess
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@hobiIvrs Damn seeing all these people pressed about body hair makes me wonder how they’d react to PCOS lmao
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@tonytaxfraud @diamondthrone But if I eat just a little bit and still have cake left, I’ve eaten it *and* looking at it too, there’s just slightly less than before to look at! why does my brain work like this oh my god
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@sapphicfiles are you sure it’s the hot wings Dan
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@lolacoaster People who have babies to “fix their marriage” can fuck right off honestly
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Wilson I’m not feeling very sparkly today
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Wilson Wednesday!
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Sparkle on! It's Wednesday! Don't Forget to be yourself!
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@kenobiheart One of these guys also kissed a minor- and miraculously NEITHER TIMES WAS IT HOUSE
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what’s it called when you have a sugar daddy but specifically for buying cranberry juice and the various ocean spray cran-fruit combo juices
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@Jakmar_93 @mattxiv Nah, I can’t force anybody to do anything- no more than I can force someone not to be an asshole. But I do think if someone asks you politely to refer to them with certain pronouns, then it’s simply respectful to do so. What’re you gonna do, check their pants?
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@musicallaneous It’s Jonathan Groff /lh
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Aaron Hotchner - Leopard
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Jason Gideon - Frog
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David Rossi- Hippo
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@nancywyuen “You fucking broke it, you fix it” literally has me in tears, he’s fucking RIGHT
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JJ- Tabby Cat
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@uhhmmily I think we should outdo the doer and start tagging random white creators who look nothing alike and say “omg I thought this was you!!!”
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@tryguys Ganondorf.
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@jaxajueny To my experience, when people talk about “tall dark and handsome” they usually mean like features- eyes, hair However, I elect that when all those books use this vague description, we fUckin run with it and imagine them as whoever tf we want 😛
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I feel like Ryan has the same reaction to his reflection as an overly aggressive beta fish
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@IoTheSC @fifartsss Brave is the enby who is willing to name themselves Spaghetti
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@gabsfromeden In my head, “hehehe” sounds like Joey Tribbiani’s giggle when he hides from Chandler in a moving box and it just sends me
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@dumbandfunn If someone is bored single, they’ll probably be bored or restless in a relationship, I’m juuust saying
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Derek Morgan- Reindeer
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@retrograde Oh my god I’ve been waiting for this day for such a long time- so glad Chanel is back where she belongs ❤️
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Elle Greenaway- White Bunny
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@DrewAfualo This is why you can’t trust men when they give you dick measurements tbh
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got new glasses, caved and cosplayed as Penelope Garcia 🙂‍↕️🤭
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@stanzipotenza My pronouns are ala/mo that way people remember
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@mattxiv Please don’t, his ex is how we got here in the first place
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@milesbon This post by itself should get you your blue check, it’s magnificent
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Spencer Reid
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@EugeneLeeYang Since I’m currently living with my parents, who are anti-Halloween, I’m going to subtly cosplay as Wednesday Addams for church Sunday 😌
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@mariahniccole Shemar cannot go two minutes without picking up a being and putting them on his neck, I swear (Me next please)
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Alex Blake- Tiger
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I really thought I was special 🤣
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not me *sprinting* to Old Navy to buy the shirt @V_Vico_Ortiz had on TikTok simply to feel a morsel of non-binary euphoria 😂
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@sweatyhairy It’s too late- she’s got the fur coat, she’s got the glasses, she ain’t going back
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@sunoppositemoon The “hey. Jason Aldean isn’t even from a small town” gets me every time 😂
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@mischiefanimals Did that cat take the Pfizer shot too
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@420insidejob Idk if you mean the autistic or the ace spectrum but the answer is yeah
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