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The Easter Bunny is bringing Jack a sibling at the end of the year ✨🤍🌈
*if you know me irl / were friends on FB, PLEASE don’t say anything just yet - we’re navigating how to tell Jeff’s sister who suffers from infertility*
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Besties, I’m 100 days sober 🥹 I’m down 33.6 pounds. I’m reading again. I’m painting again. I’m running a half marathon in May. I think I may have pulled myself from the trenches of ppd ??
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Tweeting this from the bathtub. We’re about to get hit with a tornado. God please protect my babies
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Your jokes about WW3 and the draft are not funny.
Keep all soldiers and military families in your thoughts and prayers
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Update
This is the year I get a dog, diamond ring and get pregnant. I’m claiming it.
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I woke up crying this morning. This is the reality of deployment. I miss him so bad.
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Am i the only new mom out here that prefers sleepers over outfits ?
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my sons snores? adorable, precious, best sound ever
anyone else’s snores? pls find me the nearest ear plugs, I can’t
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We didn’t get the first house we put an offer on.. and that’s ok I know I typically don’t have luck like that. So we’re still looking at houses and my husband found one the street over from his sister.
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Day 162 and I’m not going to sugarcoat this. I’ve been questioning my sobriety daily for the last month but I’m still hanging on ✊🏼
Besties, I’m 100 days sober 🥹 I’m down 33.6 pounds. I’m reading again. I’m painting again. I’m running a half marathon in May. I think I may have pulled myself from the trenches of ppd ??
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I deleted the tweet because what we’re not gonna do is slander my husband.
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I’m in another room but I can hear my husband reading to my son & honestly? I won at life.
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Im just gonna say it. I do a lot for others and am extremely generous and no one does anything for me (except for a very select few). I don’t do things expecting anything in return but it DOES hurt.
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@piscesinmyvenus
My grandma was named Jean and my husbands grandma was named Marion. Our daughter is Marion Jean but we call her MJ 🩷
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They’re so cute
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Am I the only one who was entirely unaware of the northern lights last night?
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Structurally and physically we are okay, mentally and emotionally we are absolutely not okay. I’m extremely shook up. Thank you to everyone.
Tweeting this from the bathtub. We’re about to get hit with a tornado. God please protect my babies
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autism mommies, in case no one has told you lately: it’s not your fault and you’re doing a great job 🫶🏻
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@youngbabycoco
god chose you to fight the toughest battle of all time because he believes that YOU ARE THE LIGHT WE NEED COCO!! without you, alllll of us, would never have our hearts touched. YOU are the warmth, the love, the guiding energy we all need, it’s NOT fair to you. We LOVE YOU!!!!!!
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It breaks my heart thinking about how mean some people are to their children 😭
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I just asked mine and he said “you know I don’t fuck with birds” well excuse me
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
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Took Jack to the pediatrician this morning because he’s sick & im super pregnant and don’t want to bring a newborn into a house full of germs.. he has rsv 😭
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The dental assistant said the r word in front of me today. Would it kill people to STOP SAYING THAT?!
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I’ll start with ….
My son was formally diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. I felt like life sucker punched me in the gut and I struggled real bad at first, but I’ve accepted it and we’re doing absolutely everything to support him. He’s still my perfect boy 🤍
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GREAT location, great price, meets our bedroom/bathroom and sq ft requirements.. has a fenced in back yard for Steven.. but it is so god damn ugly on the inside. shit, the outside needs help too. 😩
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I think people think they’re being smart by calling my son Jackson. It’s just Jack. Drs and nurses do it too and the medical file is right there? Insurance says just Jack as well? 🤣😅 (absolutely nothing wrong with the name Jackson, it’s just not his name)
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Just watched a woman pull into the parking spot next to me with a toddler in her arms. I had to do a double take because I thought I imagined it at first but no, im afraid I didn’t.
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It would be a PROJECT and then some and I’m afraid this is the house my husband is going to want to buy 😭
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people are so afraid of getting hurt that they shut down every good possibility before it even begins
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@chknuggetz
So if you get into a car accident, and chose to get in the car that day, you got in an accident on purpose? She sounds rude.
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@hannahNotNice
100%. I personally think it’s a parents obligation to set their child(ren) up for success which includes being able to transport themselves.
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something I don’t play with is a nationwide formula shortage. my baby has to eat. catch us going out in -17° weather to stock up today.
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A year ago today I brought home Steven. My loyal guard dog since day one & nothings changed 🤍
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My brown hair ft my dentists bathroom. Ice chewing finally caught up to me! Two crowns placed today 😬
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If you had asked younger me if I ever saw myself having 2 one year old children, I’d say no
If you had asked teenage/20 year old me, still no, the drs told me I’d never have biological children
and now we are here.
Both kids are one year old today
😭💙🩷
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having small titties and a nice ass is much better than having a flat ass and big boobs
#duh
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@EM_RESUS
Patients wake up mad as HELL, usually swinging, for ruining their high, like we really didn’t just save their life.
I’ll take that punch anyday.
Narcan is a miracle drug 🙌🏼
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Deep cleaning is a lot of fun with a toddler who follows you around undoing everything you’ve just done 😆
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Bye bye toes 👋🏼
Looked down this morning and realized MJ popped. Might explain why my back feels like it’s breaking in two.
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Yall ready for another piece of the mountain of news?? We’re moving … to Minnesota! By the end of the year.
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If "barnacles" on spongebob is a curse word.. does that make barnacle boy, a fuck boy?!
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Jack must know his dad is home because contractions went from fine to painful real quick 😵💫
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We chose this neighborhood because it’s said to be the safest in the area.
Things are getting spicy before the holidays!
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yoooo I fell in love with the right person at the wrong time and I'm pretty sure it fucked me up for like, life
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we're all a little broken... but the last time I checked a broken crayon still colors the same
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I know a majority of yall don’t agree w or support the military & making jokes about a possible ww3 is a way of coping
BUT! My husband, my young children’s father, is deployed to that half of the world
You know who goes first in times of war? Those that are closest.
Be kind
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If I didn’t have my son with me I would’ve drug that dirty bitch out of the car and fist fought her.
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@CarltonMaster
We are okay / we were okay! It’s just stuff. Our lives are what matter, but I’m thankful he did this for me 🫶🏻
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he waits for the weather to come on every morning just so he jump at his weather woman 😂
http://t.co/iLcIhJqjT9
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One year ago, my husband and I said our vows in front of those most important to us.
Happy official anniversary to my best friend, the father of my children, my soulmate. 🤍
1 year down and forever to go.
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hate to sound conceited but the one i want is the only one who doesn't pay attention to me
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Manifestations brought me my dog, my marriage and my baby last year.
This year, I’m claiming another baby and a new house. ✨
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