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❝ ALL THE HORROR, ALL THE GLORY. ❞ — ash. twenty-ish. she/her. directed by jes macallan.
for i am dying of such love.
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if leighton cheats on tatum for that little whiny brunette i will hunt down the writers and make them watch tatum scenes on loop for eternity
#slocg
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leighton and tatum are for hot and smart people only so if it’s not hitting for you then maybe you need to get hotter and smarter idk
#slocg
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i’m in love with you, tatum whatever-your-last-name-is ‼️ this is a LEIGHTON AND TATUM SUPREMACY ACCOUNT
#slocg
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alder: *shows up in tally’s room*
tally: *starts stripping*
#talder
@JessLauraSutton
#MotherlandFortSalem
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this is not cgi, lucy lawless can just do that (real)
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ship so good they had to kiss behind the scenes since they couldn’t do it on camera
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shakespeare himself could not have written the epic that is gabrielle breaking her established vow of peace to go absolutely feral and slice through a roman army when she sees xena immobilized
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caity lotz and jes macallan playing a “who would” avalance game at clexacon 2022
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they are at the alter rn
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today i offer you lesbian icon lucy lawless. tomorrow, who knows
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alicia: i can’t be with you because you’re not out yet
tatum, leighton’s superior girlfriend:
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does it ever just how fast
drive you crazy the night changes
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xena giving gabrielle a poem from sappho that says “theres a moment when i look at you and no speech is left in me. my tongue breaks, then fire races under my skin and i tremble and grow pale, for i am dying of such love” is one of the gayest things to happen in modern television
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“describe jes macallan and caity lotz in one photo”
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if i look at this long enough i will convince myself that it is avalance
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gabrielle is really just a little meow meow with her scary guard dog xena
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gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s xena from xena: warrior princess
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Miss Honey from Matilda
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that awkward moment when your gf is pregnant but you’re in a monogamous wlw relationship
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i would like to discuss the epidemic of this here crack pipe
#CriminalMinds
#CriminalMindsEvolution
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it’s actually in lucy lawless’s contract that she has to kiss girls
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sara lance making dinner for her wife and her ex-girlfriend
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“the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.”
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the way gabrielle could have clinically opened xena’s jaw and spit the water into her mouth from afar but instead she chose to sensually brush against her lips multiple times???
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legends of tomorrow is a show about time travel, superheroes, magic, and aliens, but the most unrealistic part is that they can’t say fuck
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caity telling kyle “when you propose it has to be even better than my speech in 6x07 or i won’t accept bc i’ve done this before”
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lucy lawless learning how to actually breathe fire for xena 😮💨 they just don’t make them like Her anymore
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absolutely wild of them to air this gay of a scene on 90s mainstream television
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someone who hasn’t seen xena, please watch this and tell me if they’re flirting
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she’s a murderer, a former warlord. she has massacred villages. she has been to the underworld and back, multiple times. the god of war is obsessed with her.
but she looks at her love like THIS
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happy pride to the most iconic scene of the arrowverse
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renee: pregnant women don’t float! you lied to me
lucy: i lied to you about all sorts of things
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but it is very interesting to me how the two most heterosexual arrowverse shows are still running but the two queerest shows just got the axe
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anyone else think it’s so funny how xena didn’t change a single thing about her appearance over 6 seasons but gabrielle went through a full pokemon evolution
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lucy lawless being protective of renée o’connor 🥹
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it was at this moment that i knew she liked pussy
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never forget that xena is the rightful king of britain
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i physically cannot believe this is a real scene and that sappho wrote a poem for gabrielle from xena’s pov
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“i don’t think there’s any doubt in my mind” xenagab was always canon bye
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you’ve all seen the gifs and memes of this as angry!xena, but did you know that she’s not actually angry, but panicked that she’s lost her lover in battle? she’s screaming her name.
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watching legends of tomorrow is a red flag. it’s also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag.
watching legends of tomorrow is gay.
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xena like “this man wouldn’t even know how to peel an orange for you, gabrielle”
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woke up and legends of tomorrow is still cancelled. going back to bed. will try again tomorrow
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pov: your wife just told you that she’s pregnant, but she’s the one who tops
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find someone who loves you the way xena loves gabrielle
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“but xena was in love with gabrielle. from the moment they met.” — steven l. sears (writer, executive producer)
the looks that xena & gabrielle were giving each other at the beginning of their journey 💞
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jes and caity on how much they improvise their romantic moments
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gabrielle from potidaea drop your workout routine
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xena’s gay ass signing off her letter to gabrielle with an “x” and a kiss mark
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the cinematic masterpiece that is the yin yang bed, as gabrielle relaxes peacefully on her side while xena has left her own to go desperately find and stay in the light on gabrielle’s side
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omg just realized that people saw this live on tv without knowing she was going to die fr and that this was their last real interaction, oh my god y’all might be entitled to financial compensation
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the way alder was completely transfixed watching tally dance 🥹
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