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@darrengrimes_ Meanwhile kier and the Pearl clutchers are who Winston was referring to when he said this
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Clearest picture yet of a ufo …. No flight surfaces or visible means of propulsion … clearly not human.
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@GBNEWS Do the feelings of the actual women on ward sharing not count then?
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@darrengrimes_ Makems ….geordies are with you
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@Euro_toff @darrengrimes_ Oh you are an imbecile …. I assure you cunt as a war pensioner you talk out of your fucking arse you p.o.s Why do local community and the white British identity offend you cunt …. While you stand suckling the teet of islamofascism
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@darrengrimes_ The narrative is falling apart
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@ukhomeoffice @YvetteCooperMP Hypocritical outrage ….where were these words when “thugs” attacked armed officers in Manchester airport last week. Instead you save them for outraged local community members sick of officials gaslighting and pandering and expressing that outrage tonight after3 kids murdered.
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Young lad silently saying what a lot who aren’t socialist protestors think. 👏👏👏
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LOVE YOU BRAVE MAN ❤️💪🏻 #HamasAreTerrorists
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@TRobinsonNewEra He was nicked the day before and released apparently🤷‍♂️ Another job well done by @metpoliceuk
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@darrengrimes_ @Tesco The move toward preventing cash in hand jobs and banks getting a cut of every single transaction gathers pace 🤬
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@SarahAshtonLV @tifftastic369 Seems odd this guy was filming the snipers no🤔
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@GarryPNolan @MindofMottram @KrisHetzel @tinyklaus Material with a confirmed chain of custody independently verified by material physicists. An unveiling of a craft (however they want to do it think f-117) Biological samples independently tested Flight data that can be independently reviewed of uap (either itself or telemetry)
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@darrengrimes_ Oh look hundreds of police unlike Leeds ….. this is because the officials have been gas lighting the public….allowing the hate marches week after week, allowed Leeds, say nothing when army and police officers are attacked …and now more children murdered and still they say nowt
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@darrengrimes_ Aye peaceful protest according to aunty … wonder why these young men aren’t over in Palestine fighting for their beliefs instead of waving flags around in London …. Cowards.
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@AgingDeath @TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer What do you propose they are …didn’t look like catholics chasing Protestants you imbecilic fuck …looked like non Christian’s chasing Irish Christian’s
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@DanielRIvey @metpoliceuk Will they be splattered all over the news, getting hauled off flights back from holidays with family (filmed ofc) and be charged and sentenced by Wednesday to much cheering by @BBCNews and @SkyNews ?
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@jeremycorbyn So will this cost jobs? And presumably it’s ok for the suv school run every morning causing traffic in the community
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@MikeColangelo All they need to do is say they exist here is a small sample of biological material and a piece of manufactured alloy conclusively not of earth that can be independently verified by multiple scientific studies…. No direct security implications….but they won’t
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@Baptiste_Fri Once the Galileo project is up and running to its hoped for level ….citizen scientists will disclose wether there is anything to the phenomenon backed up by hard data ….🤞🤞 then everything else would be irrelevant 😉
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@darrengrimes_ 😂the fact a Frenchman is moaning should satisfy any doubters brexit is the correct democratic choice by the public.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ @Keir_Starmer A reminder of kier starmer while blm mobs tore down our statues and desecrated our war memorials while protesting about the murder of a convicted crack head robber (in u.s) while being arrested
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@northumbriapol You gonna do anything about fat left extremists? Don’t pretend you have seen the demographics and statistics change across our poorer local community’s.
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@Robbbie_Sharp @darrengrimes_ And the green one holding the manufactured signage we saw up and down the country last night ….I’d like the police( @metpoliceuk ) to investigate who is subsidising these kind of protests that support this kind of messaging. The British public deserve to know
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@redgreenrevolt @GBNEWS Who was rioting sweetheart …. Do enlighten us I didn’t see farage burning busses and police cars.
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@GBNEWS No mention of this #2TierKier
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Muslim immigrants in Stoke hunt British patriots with knives, hammers and axes. They do this because Allah wants it. Islam is a problem.
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@RonnieM9999 @darrengrimes_ Neither is communism comrade
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@Nigel_Farage I love it when the silent majority get to vote …. Go nige 👊👊
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@Nigel_Farage @larterlia1874 Correct ….left wing extremism is and always has been the main threat to national security.
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@darrengrimes_ Evri are crap
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@WoodinRivers @WMPolice @SimonFosterPCC @RichParkerLab The bike clearly rode into a stationary car …the car had overshot the junction it doesn’t give the cyclist the right to ride directly into it
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Big time baby I’ve finally made it … I’m a confirmed shill and clown for not believing alien spaceships have visited. I’d like to say thanks to @LuAngeles @StevenCambian @MickWest @MrHustleMCR @JonesSmythe @MiddleOfMayhem Without you this would never of been possible😭
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@Clacko3324301 @johnmcternan @cationandy He’s a fuckwit with incurable leftardation
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@MiddleOfMayhem Hallowed be thy craft Thy grift be done Thy lies be spun On the news As it is on YouTube Give us this day our daily donors And forgive our debunkers like we refuse to acknowledge kirkpatrick Lead us not into logic And deliver us from science Forever and ever Go go ufo
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@Euro_toff @darrengrimes_ Do you even know what a war pensioner is you imbecile 😂😂 But I operated in several theatres that’s all you need to know sweetcheeks
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@patrick_hurley More gaslighting ….the local community are angry at the murder of 3 children and gaslighting by officials. There is no far right boogeyman that you Pearl clutchers love to blame these are angry people …angry that a man turned up to the vigil with a knife
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@darrengrimes_ Incitement carries the same sentence as the actual offence he should be expecting 18mths or so I’d reckon
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@johnmcternan @cationandy Ah yes you’re just happy for working class folk, from these “racist”communities rioting , to do the war fighting for you aren’t you comrade…. because you’re a p.o.s with zero self awareness… I mean we could ask those we put up in hotels to but their loyalty is questionable🤔
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@darrengrimes_ @WestYorksPolice Would I be a racist saying it seems to be predominantly Middle Eastern/pakistani looking folk involved ….the far right have changed presuming they’re going to be blamed for this
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@keptycho Because they don’t have the records to verify your story ….they need to be able to verify what they are being told so unfortunately historic cases without supporting documentation won’t make the cut …Gallagher asked about your case tho so info should come out 👍
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@MartinTSAFC @northumbriapol This cunt first comrade
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@misspaulalondon Good I fully support them in this. The government, the local authority’s and their higher ups gaslit them and used them in a game of political football to build there preferred narratives. I called it as soon as it happens and fully understand their decision to do this.
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@TheUfoJoe @GarryPNolan Unicorns don’t exist. Ok show me the evidence they don’t. Fairy’s don’t exist. Ok show me the evidence they don’t. UFOs haven’t visited earth. Ok show me the evidence they haven’t. See the problem with Nolan science and methodology.
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Logical people who point out lies, fraud and cult like behaviour …. Paid to do it. Of course I get paid by the gif and emoji Imbeciles 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡few quid there👌
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@MickWest Think that’s a bit of a stretch mick
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@GBNEWS He’s doing well go nige
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😂😂 Luzondo the remote viewer saved by Mattis and not director of an official AATIP programme … Whipping up aggressive sentiment against AARO and KP when everybody not in the cult knows a work meeting 6 years ago … it’s hard to remember all the exact details Shameless clown
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@nedchester @LeeAndersonMP_ Imbecile it’s on #2TierKier labelling millions of people as far right thugs.
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It’s landed Kirkpatrick confirming a lot of the stuff said was lies… Title 10, title 50, no refused access, no aliens …. nothing but nonsense cult like belief. Great work by SG👌👍 Pentagon UFO Hunter Reveals What He Knows About Aliens via @YouTube
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@GoodTroubleShow @DailyMail @JoshTBoswell @ChrisUKSharp Bombshell …. Believers say UFOs exist 😂😂😂
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@Euro_toff @darrengrimes_ No if you don’t know wolfie you have no right to comment on this thread 👌
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@implausibleblog So out of touch it beggars belief …the working class see with their own eyes, experience issues daily and are on the recieving end of the gaslighting and labelling. They are not racist they are not fascist they are outraged over events of the last few weeks rightly any normal
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@AeroTech_Space @LiberationTimes @VivekGRamaswamy @JeremyCorbell Corbell says something, sharp reports on it, coultharts anonymous sources confirm it and grusch tells congress he’s heard stories about it , burchett makes representations on it… not a jot of evidence along the way yet … ‼️🚨CONFIRMED🚨‼️ so stupid
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@oncetfil The alien beings have been receiving our transmissions since the Berlin olympics …Not only do they understand our spoken and written languages …they sport small rectangular moustaches upon what we would refer to as a top lip (It’s actually the telepathy amplifying appendage)
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@desireefixler @darrengrimes_ He was calling for murder you imbecile😂😂😂
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@itvnews Why didn’t they do that in Leeds when foreign migrants rooted after abused children were taken into care? Why did they wait to confront an angry community after 3 children were murdered?
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@LozzaFox They don’t deliberately harm kids … but it’s basically a kangaroo court that unquestionably upholds local authority and women’s representations which are often wildly inaccurate.
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@MInthenow70635 A new narrative just now on bbc ….the murderer has A.S.D ….disgrace ….A.S.D does not drive you to go out murdering children ….it may make you susceptible to online influencing and extremism.
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@GBNEWS Yes let’s get the poorest people in society We will force mass demographic change on them Give them poor access to services, housing, schools etc. Label and denigrate them. And impose a Stalinist surveillance state to monitor and prosecute them for everything 🤬 Twat
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A secret source has given me credible information this is how the convo went down
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@alexplitsas Unlike some of our erstwhile NATO allies 👀👀
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@PGUK78 @LozzaFox It’s not him planning a 1 million march on a day we’ve set aside to remember our fallen and veterans …. Those that sacrificed so much so we can live in a society where we have a right to protest …. Can they not have this day?
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Lu with the gitmo crew 🫡….happy days #ufox #uapx #imminent
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Wisemonkey v the extreme left and ufo disclosure activists 😂😂
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@LuAngeles @StevenCambian @MickWest I challenge you naysayers to debunk the paradigm shifting information revealed in this thread. This craft employs an infinite improbability drive powered by element 115 … prove its not so🫡
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@IBHough BTW how do you feel about Southgate taking over when ten Haag is peddled … it must fill you joy potentially having such a great manager step into the void. Southgate’s attacking brand of football and waistcoats will light up old Trafford.
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14 year old …look what I’ve bought dad 🤔🤔… Not sure if he should be proud 🤬
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@redgreenrevolt @GBNEWS It was sweetheart 😂😂
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@MiddleOfMayhem Foreign 😂😂 NATO partner, closest ally and friend, first to put boots on the ground in support of u.s initiatives and played a big part in settling continental North America …what a snyde little comment
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Here we go … brilliant. Cosmic Judas hits top bins again. Anyone … I mean anyone who takes Ross seriously or defends him … give your head a wobble. Especially those that won’t say they think it’s aliens because they wanna look objective.
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@conterammundi @reckon104 @Jubilee0123 @Neil__Goodman 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱 Any verifiable and conclusive evidence that will stand up to scrutiny independent of the ufo disclosure activists?
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More non potato cam shots of alien spaceships. Not garden solar lights and such like. Clear photos of UFOs containing nhi occupants. Real.
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I recommend anybody with an interest in UFOs …skeptic, believer or just a casual interest …give this a listen a great respectful chat with a load of info … @mrjeffknox is superb h/t @LuAngeles Twitter Space with UFO researcher Jeff Knox via @YouTube
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@DanJarvisMBE Where were the riot police and dogs while islamo fascists (who are part of the reason for the uprisings) did this ⬇️⬇️
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@LueElizondo @revsoc99 @wow36932525 By gatekeepers are you referring to Ross coulthart who isn’t bound by any secrecy oaths and knows the location of a ufo so big it’s been buried …. ?
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Which side of history do you want to be on 🤔
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The MIB could just use their pen and make him forget. Luzondo enemy of the state. Give me a break. From that fat guy with glasses show.
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@Carl_Froch @Beno_ldn Get the fuck in there cobra 🫡💪👍
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@TRobinsonNewEra @benjaminbutter @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @JuliaHB1 @GBNEWS @TalkTV Imagine how many pages the Islamic threat list would be … wowsers.
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@MikeColangelo @rosscoulthart His own reasons 🙄 the primary one being it doesn’t exist and if it did I guarantee a freelance oz journslist wouldn’t be one of the few that knew it’s location and was trusted with the secret.
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Oh dear me … Stark raving mad
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@narindertweets Racial terrorism …. Like a black man murdering 3 non black girls …. Or a black man riding to pick out a uniformed white British soldier to stab … Oh hang on they weren’t terror were they …but throwing 1 item at police is. Why don’t you just fuck off stupid cunt
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@JeremyCorbell So nothing … but it’s coming.😂😂 Quelle surprise.
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If you’ve got a national security problem That nobody else can solve Maybe you can call The 💥u.A.p team 💥 Derderder du du der… With Chris melon as Hannibal Ross coulthart as face Lu as b.a barracus And Jeremy Corbell as murdoch
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This was smuggled out of a super secret research lab buried deep underground and shows the scientifically proven and staggering effect of Martian saucers on the human body Quite clearly a Nat sec and public health emergency Whoever got this into the public domain is a true hero
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@RepMattGaetz Yeah less firearms regulation and oversight
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@MrHustleMCR @ChrisKMellon @rosscoulthart @LueElizondo @MvonRen Coulthart: I can confirm Mariks op ed is credible Sharpy: I can corroborate what Ross said about mariks oped and add say his propositions are viable Lu: under the waves I shared a fortune cookie with marik. I can say his oped proves hes a patriot Melon: where are my contracts?
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@OSIRISUAP Can I interest you in a nothing burger at some unspecified point in the future?
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@Justice_forum Id like to know who is funding the Palestine protests and recent anti racism protests (given the prominence of Palestine flags on them) due to the undercurrent of anti semitism. Also extinction and just stop oil as certain countries benefit from us not fracking
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@GoodTroubleShow You seem to spend a lot of time posting about and worrying about debunkers mocking you….seems your intellectually challenged buffoonery providing light entertainment for them/us and social media plays on your mind … would you like a lollipop for your distress
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@HuntStunning @LBC @AliMirajUK Hamas and Hezbollah more so comrade
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@rpaton11 Is your philosophy that there is no such thing as rehabilitation? Do you know the details? Do you believe in convictions being spent? What is your stance on speeding drivers given the amount of deaths incurred by people speeding? Ofc you would never speed…
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@Largerthanlif20 @furbabygirl A Marxist calling everybody who doesn’t support their ideology a racist bigot ….quelle surprise. How do you feel about #2TeirKeir handling of the Israel Hamas/hezbollah/iran situation comrade?
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Marik is a lying cunt. Enough pushing around. He knows what luzondo and melon tell him which is utter horse shit.
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I do not post this lightly. I have been made aware of specific, credible threats against Luis Elizondo. At this time, I am unaware of specific, credible threats against other confirmed or prospective UAP whistleblowers.
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@reece_dinsdale How dare you criticise a black Hindu. Racist. This is the exact position and behaviour you partake in when people disagree with you. Can you not see the problem, the hypocrisy and divisiveness of YOUR actions.
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@UAPJames @BobbyEckert1 Let me guess … just around the corner. And evidence to prove their claims … a bit further round the corner.🙄
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@djbowzer @GadSaad Who did the Palestinian people elect to represent them?
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@Jo_cee17 @imraniyo786 @narindertweets Anything to say about the rise in antisemitism comrade…. How do you feel about cutting the throats of those with a different political ideology to you …like Ricky jones
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@blackvaultcom John be careful, those that think you are a debunker or counter intelligence agent will start to have doubts about wether you actually just want the truth 😂
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