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lisa wallen (she/her)• stand up comedian • twitch partner • giant dork • pfp @angryangryd • contact + more in linktree
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2015
dude I fucking did it. I filmed my first comedy special. huge shout out to the Dude IDK crew and Level 7 Games for making this happen. I cannot wait until it’s out 😭💜
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gonna start referring to all my past traumatic experiences as “lore”.
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hi it’s the dumbest costume I’ve ever made… . Jesse Pikmin
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therapist: did you experience any anxiety when you were a child? . me: well.
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my mom really wanted to play her old Nintendo so I set it up for her and 😂💕
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*texting my spouse on our wedding day* . hiiii did you still wanna get married today? no worries if not!.
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internet: mario is a bad brother! luigi is way better! .mario and luigi:
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“take yourself out on dates”, “start dating yourself”. umm no thanks I refuse to date a gamer ✋🏽.
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just found out I’m a prophet.
REIGEN SHOULD HAVE WON BEST BOY, HERO OF THE YEAR, MOST HEARTWARMING SCENE, BEST ANIMATION, BEST ACTION, BEST COUPLE, BEST GIRL, ETC
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there’s a cosplay event going on in Ikebukuro right now and this person is dressed up as a working Nintendo Switch
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the things I would do to the person who Luigi’s this man.
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new to anime twitter?? here are some common acronyms you might come across. OPM = one piece manga .TG = tri gun .ToG = tokyo of ghoul.KnY = kuroko no yasket.DRRR! = drrragonball z .NGE = nora gami. e?.HxH = haikyu haikyuu .BSD = boruto sucks di-.TMNT = thats my neighbor totoro.
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I love how earthbound enemies become weirder and deceivingly stronger the farther you get into the game - you start out easily beating up a cop and a leader of some local gang then suddenly two hours later you’re struggling against a road sign that says Ohio on it.
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weebs be like “yeah I’ve seen 300 anime” and only talk about 3 of them.
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so tired of these gaming studios making female characters less hot
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my best friend has never played a video game and is hooked on Stray because she loves cats so much. she was like “I can’t help it. everytime I look at the screen I wanna cry. he’s just so precious and I can’t stop playing” and now she knows how I feel when I play any yakuza game.
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YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
10 streams later and im FINALLY beating FINAL FANTASY XVI! the FANTASY has been FINALIZED. we will FINAL this FANTASY.
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last night I drunkenly ranted on my Instagram story that I was upset I had the chance to introduce myself to Marc Maron and didn’t and then I woke up to this message this morning. I think I’m gonna die
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if you start Majora’s Mask at 11:06 PM on December 31st and don’t slow down time, at midnight the moon will crash into Termina and violently destroy everything and that’s exactly how this year should fucking end.
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crying @ of course the animators made ugly crying reigen hot
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sorry I don’t play “fort nite” or any first person shooters. I only play video games made for women. like yakuza 0.
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absolutely do not recommend watching anime after taking edibles: I just spent 10 min thinking “damn this is a really long recap” when my high ass was actually watching the same episode again.
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I don’t get why anime accounts have to steal art and tweets or post bait for clout. You really don’t have to be an asshole to get noticed on here. You could literally just post pics of boys from Haikyu with the caption “my sons” and you’ll have 170K RTs in like 10 seconds.
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Game of Thrones fans: ugh I can’t believe I waited two years for this season . Anime fans:
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"video games only appeal to the male fantasy“. the male fantasy:
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this is an outfit I wore tonight sorry you all have to see it
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Oda is very supportive of Horikoshi’s success, and Horikoshi said Oda was a big inspiration for MHA. They’ve created fan art of each other’s work MULTIPLE times. Meanwhile, anime twitter polluted someone’s gorgeous fan art with their hot takes cause they’re all childish dipshits.
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On top of Run with the Wind being a god tier series that I believe everyone should watch, it does an incredible job addressing the prejudice black people face in Japan and the problem with nationalism in sports.
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jojo is so unrealistic this would never happen in florida
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good morning everyone! my tattoo is healed and I have new hair please validate me!
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Idk who needs to hear this but you can watch Redline for free on YouTube now (with no ads) and today is the 10th anniversary so 👀
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every guy who watches My Hero Academia thinks he’s Todoroki when really he’s Mineta.
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my incense holder disappeared but luckily his sword is detachable so
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I have been friends with some of you for YEARS and literally have no idea what the fuck you look like. You’ll say something super genuine and sweet to me and I’m straight up thinking “thanks you’ve always been a great friend to me killua avi”.
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me 10 years ago:. I wanna learn Japanese cause anime :3. me last year:. I wanna learn Japanese cause its a highly contextual language and I’m curious to see how I interpret someone’s original intent . me now: . I wanna learn Japanese so I can translate all the doujins I bought.
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Mob Psycho 100 is everything I ever wanted. this series is the epitome of a passion project that stayed strong from beginning to end and will always be one of the greatest products of animation. I cannot thank Bones enough for the incredible adaptation of ONE’s beautiful story.
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Idk what it is about being in my 30s but I’ve gotten hotter, funnier, more confident, and way better at video games so I’m not complaining 🙈
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so much ageism on this site 🤢 meanwhile I’m almost 35 and just keep getting hotter
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Tips For Budgeting for Japan, a thread. First off, I can’t tell you how much money to save or how much you’re gonna need when you’re in Japan, but these tips below will help you figure out your own budget:.
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Its been 3 years since I lost my partner. Its always been a depressing time for me but this year my old roommates and I decided to celebrate instead. We always joked about how he’s “Saitama with chest hair” so we all got tattoos of Saitama cosplaying as him (with chest hair) 😂
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// rape, assault, abuse. I was hesitant to come forward about this because I was honestly scared for my friends, but I’m tired of hiding it. thanks to working with The NY Times, it’s about time we finally expose the horrible person who is D*an Pr*ice.
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sex is cool and all but have you ever had someone tell you they watched an anime cause they saw how happy it made you and they ended up enjoying it just as much.
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Here's a two minute snippet of me trying to incorporate my gross weebness into stand up comedy
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here’s my dragonite vs. charizard clip for those who don’t use instagram or tiktok. (also definitely got my reach limited on both cause of the context 💀😅)
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rewatched 40 year old virgin and realized my apartment looks just like Andy’s
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I feel bad for anyone who makes fun of people that cry at anime, games, etc. cause they’ve never experienced that incredible feeling of discovering a media you’re so passionate about it brings tears to your eyes. It must be super depressing to never have those moments.
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every new episode of mob psycho just keeps adding to my ongoing collection of incredible reigen faces and I’m here for it
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I got a new kitchen apron and felt the need to properly show it off
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thank you so much for the comments 💕both of my parents are the reason I’m a huge dork lol. my earliest memories are watching my dad play Zelda on NES and my mom beating every Pac-man on a daily basis 😂. also it’s their 40th anniversary tomorrow so here’s a before and now pic 🥺
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What is the best casting choice of all time?.
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reminder that even though I’m 31, been single for years, sad a lot, and should probably see a doctor for multiple things. I can still feel pretty sometimes
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Team Rocket: your pikachu is smarter and tougher than we thought - give it to us now!. Ash: you literally have a pokemon who was raised by a street gang and learned human speech. Team Rocket: g i v e u s p i k a c h u.
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tonight at my show I said “I watch so much anime I haven’t masterbated to a real human in years” then heard my mom loudly gasp in the back of the room so I guess I’m never going home again.
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this picture will haunt me until I die.
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anyone with zero game and horrible insecurities with relationships should find this funny or maybe I should go back to therapy.
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people really trying to seperate the most wholesome brothers in the video game universe meanwhile I can’t even get my sister to text me back.
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y’all are weird I would 100% watch Charles Martinet say “imma chase you with a pizza” for two hours.
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man it’s so hard to find a romantic partner when you love your hobbies too much. why go on dates on my free nights when I can just start a 3rd playthrough of dark souls 3?.
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don’t worry about him leaving you that’s just part of your world building.
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what’s the best male performance where he’s moaning and whimpering.
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*sees a man with a fat ass* nice metal gear solid reference.
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I definitely had issues with FFXVI, mainly the combat being way too easy (and some story parts dragged longer than necessary). but ooo when it was peak, it was PEAK; the kaiju battles, the insane cinematics, the voice acting, and that ending made it all worth it. FANTASTIC game
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Every episode of the Natagumo Mountain Arc in Kimetsu no Yaiba has been so haunting and aesthetically pleasing. I can’t get over how gorgeous this anime is.
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sorry for the TMI but buying boobs in my 30’s did wonders for my mental health. I’ve never felt more feminine and confident and for once in my life, I’m started to love dressing up 🥺💕 ngl I’m so excited to move somewhere sunny where I can finally show them off all the time 🥲
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Now that kissanime is gone, I see people complaining about not being able to watch older series now. This is a perfect time to plug @retrocrush_tv. They’re a new streaming app specifically for retro/classic anime and deserve more support than literally the worst anime site ever.
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Mother 3 is a great game but sometimes it gets a little too real
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this has been repeated all day so that we never forget this:. white people are treated with more dignity when they violently storm into the capital building screaming death threats to politicians, than black people peacefully protesting for equality and ending police brutality.
Protesters have breached the Capitol. They’re outside the Senate chamber
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🤘🏽33 today 🤘🏽. still emo, still a huge dork, just with a little more gray hairs and body pains
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I’m getting headshots today so my best friend came over to do my make up and hair and 🙈🙈
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Hollywood produced video game films: poorly adapted visual garbage . Fan made Majora’s Mask trailer:
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woke up 34 today 🥳. 33 was a crazy year. I left my hometown for the first time to moved to LA and now I’m unemployed with rarely any income. but somehow I’m the happiest I’ve ever been? I don’t understand it, but I’m in Japan having too much fun to figure out why
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