My 16 year old daughter asked me if her boyfriend could stay over on Friday night, my reply was blunt “can he fuck!” “Oh yes daddy” she said “like a rabbit” 🤬🤬🤬

@Jv3184864751463 @Femi_Sorry That would be the same Tan Smith

@Wire1626254Wire @AngelaRayner It would be wise, she’s had more cock than kfc.

@GaynorPrice12 @ClareEGabriel3 My insults are special 😁

@DawnVanstone Yes it is.👎

@Wire1626254Wire I’m was glad I missed it🤦‍♂️

@GaynorPrice12 @ClareEGabriel3 Is that addressed at me and my insults???

@SereneSquirrel Was working with sheep this morning, it was just so horrible, cold wind and rain.

@melindiscott He doesn’t disappoint.

@GaynorPrice12 I’m so proud of him😂

@Tim_Griffin @DawnVanstone Agreed.

@ClareEGabriel3 No idea, he’ll continue to whilst people keep funding him.

@Wire1626254Wire No, can’t say I would. She’s got a carrot snatch for Christ sake.

@Storrscommoner If you say so.

@Bowenequus They do. I wish he’d show that much dislike to our agronomist though, daft bugger was cuddled up to him at lunchtime 🤦‍♂️

@Storrscommoner Midlands, I’m not French or a cockney. I am a cock though.

@justayokel He’s a waste of skin.

@no1sunkfarmer @Femi_Sorry 100% Jono

@ArchRose90 The first 5 words would suffice….