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William Banks

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Founder of the Make Believe Project. Unite all Faith ✝️✡️☪️ God first👆. Actor in Please Don’t Destroy movie. the fallen king of car world 🚘🌎 I am journalist

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I have terrible news. The state of Connecticut has sentenced me to 8 months in jail beginning on Nov 15. I have always tried to make the most out of my life, but today I am presented with an overwhelming challenge to overcome.
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Alec Baldwin just bought a ticket to Car World Gala 👍
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@isaiahgripper You should only steal from Whole Foods and target. It is wrong to steal from individuals and small businesses. Corporations are not people.
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We found JoJo Siwa’s vaccine card!!!🙌
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“Deadpool vs. Joker” is still funny to me. All the guys who DM me threats for stolen valor think Deadpool would beat Joker in a fight
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Crown Heights is a utopia for this kind of thing
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if you feel sad, try pretending your sonic the hedhgehog. it doesnt work though
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Everyone on tik tok says I am beautiful (facial bone structure) and deserve much better (a nicer gf)
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2 years
Alec Baldwin just got charged with involuntary manslaughter
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Alec Baldwin just bought a ticket to Car World Gala 👍
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My first interview with a real life atheist 😳
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Sent in this clip to audition for a cabaret show and absolutely did not get the part
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Who Is the Next Ellen? Race Begins to Replace Daytime’s Biggest Host
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I’m on Day 4 no weed and this just make me cry
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Please be nice to me
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@williambanks_ if there is a God why would he make you like this?
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1 year
Why do they keep replacing the dancers in the Planet of The Bass music video?
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4 years
Liberal mail-in voting is a federal crime. WATCH THIS NOW
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Hey I just want to be honest with everyone. I’m facing some pretty serious charges in the state of Connecticut that could result in my imprisonment. My trial is tomorrow and I might be going away for a little bit. But I just want to thank everyone on here who has supported me. 💛
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3 years
a Mechanic came to my supper 😱😱😱
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3 years
I did stand up at West Point Military Academy and pretend to be a marine 🇺🇸
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2 years
Car World is not a cult. We are a community to help people. @TheYard podcast discusses Gala with @slime_machine
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2 years
This malicious video of Car World was sent to me as blackmail, but we do not hide in darkness. Car World is not a cult.
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Alright everyone is talking about Conan so I want to share my experience of him being a wonderful boss. I started at his show in 94 as a writers assistant but I got promoted within a month to stool. I will always cherish these formative memories.
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when ur at a stove but remember u left the party on 😂😂
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Inspector Juice spotted at Trader Joe’s 🔎🧃
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4 years
Damn just looked down and realize I’ve only been using one foot fml
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1 year
Every news report during October Month:
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She said I look like Mac Miller if he did improv
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2 years
Conan O’Brien believes in Car World. He has a VIP Pass to the Gala on Friday. Do you?
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4 years
Proving to my gf’s mom that I’m not atheist
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1 year
Hey @elonmusk can you please explain why I can’t post the Lord’s Prayer without paying for X Premium? This is ridiculous
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3 years
I went to Ancient Rome for a discovery
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My first interview with a female atheist 😰
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We are going to win this thing 👍
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“Deadpool can regenerate his health so it’s not even close”
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3 years
Not to spread rumors but I heard Billie Eilish is dating Martin Herlihy
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4 years
We got double booked at an air bnb last night with another couple who gave us milk-based alcohol and then I climbed on a boat to talk to my camera
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My first interview with a atheist who published a book 👎📕
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I taught a new class about Car World and this girl freaked out
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We went to West Point military academy to do stand up and then stole their flag
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Happy October Month 🎃Conan O’Brien does the #HumpsnatchChallenge I wrote this joke for a late night comedy class in college. My professor told me it didn’t make any sense.. OK then please explain that to one of my best friends @ConanOBrien
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New logo I just designed for religion
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2 years
come to Car World Gala on November 18 and you can sit next to him. *No weapons allowed in the Theatre
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. @MELANIATRUMP DIVORCE HIM and MARRY my friend RUSSELL
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@jpbrammer The Moon is just for at night. Not a big deal
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I have been tagged in this video 5 times. This man is not me. Thank you.
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3 years
feeling good these days
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This is the music New Yorkers are listening to
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11 months
The waitress who kicked us out of a diner in Winston-Salem, NC has finally responded to our viral TikTok.
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3 years
Off duty jury duty
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I have terrible news. The state of Connecticut has sentenced me to 8 months in jail beginning on Nov 15. I have always tried to make the most out of my life, but today I am presented with an overwhelming challenge to overcome.
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After this video we tried (and succeeded) to have sex with the bisexual woman inside the Mickey Mouse costume
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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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you guys im cooked
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Our Gathering in Winston-Salem is cancelled tonight because we are not welcome here
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2 years
ENTER CAR WORLD trailer (2022) the cinematic origin story of my real journey
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I made this when my tooth was broken
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I programmed a dating simulator 📀💘
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4 years
Talking to my 14 year old republican cousin feels like this wheelbarrow I saw yesterday
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1 year
Apostle in 30 Rock confirmed ✅
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Welcome to the cast, Chloe Troast!
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My first interview with a atheist who kiss me 😘
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Dear autistic people, my account is not satire
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4 years
We met these goats for a reason 🙏💕
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3 years
This is the picture my doctor uses for me to get a Adderall prescription
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Alec Baldwin just joined Car World Nation
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Alec Baldwin just bought a ticket to Car World Gala 👍
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3 years
Job interview ✌️ready to get back to work
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2 years
the Oscar Award is not a participation trophy
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1 year
Damn I did not know they used AI to write the Simpson. honestly sad to hear it
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Al Jean, writer on ‘The Simpsons’ for around 30 years, highlights that one reason the writers strike is important is for getting residuals from streaming. “It’s important for us to get a share of streaming because that’s where the future is.“ (Source: Deadline)
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You and me both, brother.
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the exact moment I entered Car World
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why I world never have sex with Dake
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I am going to marry Actor Caroline Yost who plays Quuarux in the movies
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I got my shit rocked last night
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3 years
My job was to give out free drink samples to anti-circumcision protestors today
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2 years
it sucks they took the role from Benny Feldman and gave it to Lea Michele
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I am done playing games with atheists
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I see you all dressed up as Phoebe Bridgers and Olivia Rodrigo this year.. meanwhile I am the original character, Mr. Midnight, that my friend made up
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Should I hit this car with my car?
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This is why Biden wants to ban TikTok
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every people you see dating in brooklyn 😭
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Deadpool is a democrat
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Happy Veterans Day 🇺🇸 resharing my bravest video to celebrate
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new subscribers paid us $256 today to watch @carosnake fall for this trap 🔥💯
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My first interview with a group of atheists 😵‍💫
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When I was in 7th grade, I ruined a boy’s birthday party by spitting and throwing bricks. The next day at school our teacher made all the kids write letters to my parents about how I act bad. This is a true story and these are the real letters 👹 am I a monster?
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I can’t believe they used this picture of me
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3 years
It turns out it’s nearly impossible to take care of yourself
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Trump got arrest 👍👍
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idk sometimes I make videos from my girlfriend’s perspective just for fun
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