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Award-losing writer. Drinker. Non-preachy vegan. KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS,June ‘25 Pub’d by @OrendaBooks Agent: @DavidHHeadley @DHHLitAgency Film: @EmilyHaywardW

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My son won our annual King’s Speech Moustache Game. Bragging rights for a year.
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@JoCallaghanKat @NolanDom @InSuspensePod I like doing stuff with Dom because it means I don’t have to say anything, I can just sit back and listen. 😉
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@writing_show I can’t even get into a cold swimming pool, so this should be fun. I’ve worked out today, that’s enough. I’ve bath tomorrow. I’ll let you know how it goes.
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RT @OrendaBooks: #Australia #NewZealand Join the #CarverCult with @will_carver's breathtakingly original, dark, absolutely UNFORGETTABLE…
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@MHiltonauthor Matt, this cover is fucking beautiful.
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It’s real.
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RT @OrendaBooks: #Australia & #NewZealand! Dark, deviant and disturbing domestic noir … one of the most entrancing, don't-look-now #thrill
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@pajjy42 @TMLoganAuthor Your taste is impeccable. 😉
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Gutted to hear about David Lynch. One-of-a-kind. Irreplaceable. It was only the other day, I was talking about how strange it is when famous people die, who you admire. Might watch Mulholland Drive tonight. (I rewatched Twin Peaks in December.)
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This evening, I will emerge from a dark editing pit, whisky in hand, the first smile of the year.
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This is from Threads but I’ve copied it here. O by Damien Rice. Without a doubt.
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@pajjy42 You definitely could. There are references to the first one that you’ll remember if you’ve just read it. 👍🏽
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@lntamoeba @DemonEmperorV We’ve been doing it for about seven years. I wrote ‘King’s Speech’ because it scanned better for the tweet. Monarch’s Speech sounded cumbersome. It’s all just a bit of fun.
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So, that last tweet kicked off. 😂
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@Phoenix27884 Yeah. I wouldn’t put it on the tv if it left residue.
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@AliceSaiao95 We place them beforehand. It’s not always right in the middle, so that makes it fun.
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@ParaPaul78 @CuriosityRocks Just bought moustaches that stick. 😊
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@MrBoom Yes. It’s was funnier then.
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@hopeospical I have no idea what he said because everyone starts cheering as a moustache gets close. 😂
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@kjanthoney @francesweetman That’s not been the case over the years. The Queen was on the left in 2020 😊
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