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I like WASHINGTON in this one. big houston guy. volume shooter. smoke weed talk shit.

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fuck ohio state, pin tweet
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9 months
we killed this kid all year good for him
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Magnificent play:
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@Variety chip literally stole the podium
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9 months
Lmmfao imagine seeing this tweet from the future like 2 years ago
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Jake Browning rocking the Natty bound Washington Huskies jacket in his postgame presser ‘’I think I’ve established I can be a starting QB in the NFL’’ @Local12 #RuleTheJungle #Bengals
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@wilburhookshand
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10 months
in the wake of michael penix jr
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1 year
when uw and oregon catch sc at the B1G meeting
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1 year
oregon: *tries harder than anyone in existence to attain swag for 20 years* michael penix jr: *spits bars on the bench and then rips their heart out in two throws*
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4 years
SOURCES: the pac 12 scheduling holdup is centered around securing oregon a bye before the washington game
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9 months
uw fans: penix looks hurt something is off other ppl: lol k sure other people after the sugar bowl: i think penix was hurt
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the acc will quickly learn cal is a chaos agent and stanford is actually just a white collar crime incubator where ethics are a myth
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1 year
the real game is going to be oregon and washington battling for a portal qb next year
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1 year
rank uw/oregon 1-2 you cowards
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9 months
for the record this is the “mariota effect”
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9 months
traditional uw haters realizing they can’t hate penix
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10 months
very cool of the committee to put the western teams in the sugar bowl and the eastern teams in the rose bowl and leave FSU out very cool
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1 year
oregon impressed me in a lot of ways but they are ELITE at faking injuries
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11 months
of course oregon is looking for a rematch theyve had 3 months to gameplan who is gonna grab their legs and roll around
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10 months
not really a big “real life” Twitter guy but my dog is fighting for her life over the next 72 hours or so and football is kind of back of mind . love to all my doogs and quooks I might be outro for a bit ✌️❤️
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4 years
BREAKING: Oregon and Washington have come to a mutual agreement that this season doesnt count
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10 months
my dawgs are alive and my dog is still alive, vibes are up
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last time everyone laughed at oregon week 1 we lost to montana hours later
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1 year
fuck every team that’s not uw or oregon imo
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10 months
what we did to oregon this year is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
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9 months
traditional uw haters realizing they can’t hate penix
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10 months
sad news, we lost our pup suddenly last night but she fought and it was on her terms. Really appreciate all the t’s and p’s out here and there is only one thing left to do for her
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3 years
im shocked that oregons strategy of hiring good coaches and letting them coach is working
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@Jonathanstewar1 dan took oregon from losing the conference championship in ‘21 to losing the conference championship in ‘23
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1 year
nothing like playing ASU after a big emotional victory what could possibly go wrong
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9 months
look what penix has done to another fanbase
@UT4x_champs
We Are The Joneses
9 months
Does a 20-year old Michael Penix beat a 20-year old Quinn Ewers?
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9 months
if you think my dawgs are losing a natty in houston on my watch you are fucking crazy
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3 years
only school in the country without a run over 20 yards
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doing postgame from the avengers tower after you drop 24 on idaho
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2 years
congrats on sc buying the best QB and WR on the market to sneak past the beav
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9 months
lets fucking ride till jedd goes to florida
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9 months
i’ve been thinking and i honestly think the sugar bowl was the best i’ve ever seen a qb throw the ball for 4 quarters. absolutely no exaggeration
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9 months
i have a feeling the offense is gonna empty the clip on monday and some of it’s gonna get really weird and maybe awesome
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9 months
went from natty to death penalty to back in like 5 days what a ride man lmao
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RUMOR: current alabama head coach kalen deboer being tied to possible upcoming opening at michigan
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3 years
jimmy lake: wants to win so bad he beats his guys on the sideline, punts on game deciding drive
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2 years
when uw and oregon actually do get admitted to B1G together
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whats insane is that washington fans are more confident about winning their playoff game than literally any other game this year. I am one of them and I don’t know what to make of that
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jesus let me tell you about engineering at the university of washington
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#MACtion
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Jesús Gómez 3.81 GPA Mechanical Engineering Gomez hit an impressive personal and program milestone, drilling a career-long 55-yd FG as time expired in the first half to give EMU a 10-7 advantage at half. Gomez is now 8/10 on the season in FG attempts. #StackEm | #MACtion
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national media and recruiting sites gonna be down so bad if washington does this lol
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9 months
everybody is talking wr’s but westover is about to have the hunter renfro game
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1 year
rank washington and oregon 1-2 you cowards
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9 months
ducks finally got that W tonight im happy for them
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the downside of being in the playoff is that oregon gets the jump on the offseason natty and we still have to focus on the real games natty which holds no relevance in this rivalry
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sabotaging that plane and getting alaska to ground all their max 9’s is 4d chess from michigan to keep uw fans out of houston you gotta respect it
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its sad that texas has been allowed to improve over the last year but washington was frozen in suspended animation and has to play them with the same team as last year. who allowed this?
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3 years
WHAT THE FUCK????????????????
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washington: beats another ranked team to go to 10-0 while nobody else does shit committee:
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10 months
watching usc vs oregon twitter on teen boi day when you are 13-0 and prepping for your playoff game
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vegas gonna fuck around and underdog uw to the natty
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2 years
when you failed your last 2 finals but dad donates a building
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absolutely blowing my mind all over again that uw is playing for the national championship in houston
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3 years
Omg the space cowboys lids 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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overrated washington does something that’s never been done
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2 years
DeBoer 1, Lanning 0
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fine we’ll beat oregon again because nobody else seems to want to jesus we gotta do everything around here
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1 year
if this actually happened none of us would survive
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@wilburhookshand yeah Oregon and Washington are playing a best of 3 game for the national championship
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the world is struggling with a 9-0 uw
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9 months
brings a tear to my eye WASHINGTON is back
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Things got a little TESTY between Texas fans and Washington players after the Sugar Bowl 😬 (via @Cory_Mose )
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2 years
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 penix’s 🕯 entire 🕯 body 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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washington: lake Washington
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Kyle Bonagura
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Washington: Mount Rainier National Park
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i know deboer has changed the culture because the team was talking mad shit to the crowd the whole night
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what the other conferences never understood about the pac is that you basically played cal 6 times
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2 years
the fact that washington was like 3rd in the conf in total defense and I didn’t see us make a tackle all year is melting my brain
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if im deboer im playing the nobody believes in us card so hard its gonna break my hand
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texas fans: we are going to force washington to be one dimensional and throw the whole game washington fans:
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if you watch boys in the boat and don’t root for washington in the playoffs are you really american
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2 years
byu how soft can you be? did i cry about it when they pushed my grandmas wheelchair down the stairs in autzen? no i went out and got a 70-21 license plate with the life insurance
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oregon rather easily. would never want to see them become elite
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Which dormant CFB program would have the most insufferable fan base if they ever became elite?
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3 years
regardless of oregon’s tightrope play, how the fuck do you rank a 1 loss team ahead of another one loss team that beat them?
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Oregon is up to No. 7 in the AP Poll. Alabama and Ohio State are the only one-loss teams ahead of the Ducks.
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i gotta give it to oregon they hired the perfect guy for oregon
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nfl gm's watching penix tape and trying to figuring out how they can take drake maye
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me sitting at 10-0 and not listening to a single take from anyone
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4 years
i hate ohio state but doing this to dabo is fucking hilarious
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i have zero problem with a ballot that has daniels/penix 1-2, i get that. The daniels ballots that don’t even list penix are absurd axe grinding
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3 years
with oregons loss the SEC will move to 0-5 in bowls
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biggest diff between uw and oregon 23/24 is nobody hates washington and everybody hates oregon
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reid, 10/12 anticipator
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the other piece that’s front of mind for me is the juxtaposition between oregon and washington in 2023. washington narrowly escaped six of these ugly games (many vs teams no better than boise state this year) but then they showed up and won in big spots to beat the ducks twice.
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shout out to @JamesOdunze man he was right the whole time
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cougs wanna talk about a PI let’s talk about our guy getting literally concussed without even as much as a review @pac12
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when youve never seen a pac12 game
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the rest of the country having no choice but to play the good west coast schools regularly now
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Shout out to the list ✍️
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just imagining the world i would be in if we went 12-0 only to lose to oregon and have to play liberty in the G5 bowl
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9 months
like this
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how can we tamper with tet macmillan
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2 years
Dylan Morris has improved so much under this new offense. He’s focused. He’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the Heisman.
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4 years
with twitter as my witness i will not tweet about washington football until jimmy lake is fired if JTT goes to oregon
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Paul
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On 5-star JT Tuimoloau “Oregon seems like the safest bet right now”
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as pointed out, what it comes down to is that washingtons opponents have struggled to score more points than them
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if you aren’t calling for your coach to get fired at halftime of game 4 @ rutgers do you even cfb bro?
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winners win and losers like to point out how you almost lost
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Wilbur
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I trust and accept any qb this staff wants
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247Sports
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A Crystal Ball has been placed for Will Rogers to transfer to Washington, via @chris_hummer 🔮 MORE:
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elite pac teams seeing what their new league has to offer
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3 years
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT POP OFF ABOUT OREGON UNTIL YOUR GAME IS OVER
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who needs cocaine when you have realignment twitter
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Wilbur
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this is available to the university of washington athletic department at any point they want to make the investment in it
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Dave “Softy” Mahler
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HUGE crowd outside Husky Stadium ready to send off the team to Houston!
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