Parsec has *a lot* of features, we are really good at shipping but we literally can't keep up with informing user's everything it can do. Here's 20 features to get a sense

@TraderNoah Fair points. I think in general ppl are way too anchored in the long term to status quo, but yeah we'll see I guess

The breakout onchain use case this cycle, still chugging along with $100m of risk in binary outcomes Believe in something

Being a pessimistic edgelord on CT more profitable in current env than actually using the chain Is what it is, I will keep riding the mid curve and using stuff

@Ren_gmi what's interesting about it (other than team)

So who's gonna make the contract that lets you tip a MEV bot for inclusion into the Fluffle mint

If Ethereum wants its mojo back ETH whales need to start using the apps and shoving money around onchain instead of yapping Send a @flaunchgg coin too $100m, bridge to @AbstractChain, LP on @bunni_xyz

USDS and USDe both growing symbiotically despite market conditions narrative violation

@0xDeFiDevin v3 is more liquid, it does 10x the volume

>$200m in onchain ~ETH liquidations in the last hour

RT @bunni_xyz: The wait is over. Bunni v2 is LIVE on Ethereum Mainnet, @Base, and @Arbitrum! 🐰🥕 As the first DEX built on top of Uniswap…

I know the CT narrative is "tech doesn't matter, etc etc" but hooks are legit fascinating and have already piqued builders creativity May uni v4 reawaken the ethereum degen animal spirits

Base deployment dominating early uniswap v4 activity, flaunch first hook I'm seeing used heavily

@305_Capital @Galois_Capital hmm but the buyers there got zeroed, I've always thought of luna/ust as a destruction of wealth, i.e. inflows > realized gains

@Jai_Bhavnani @parsec_finance cc: @geeogi

RT @parsec_finance: boyco 3rd party deposits ramping up, hungry for that bera yield

MM has a new bridge feature that charges a 0.875% fee The grift that keeps on giving