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describing things as “Lynchian” but I mean Jane Lynch
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u don’t need to check the packet, the oven goes on at 200 every time n u just wait until it looks ready
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topshop has so many cute denim skirt & jacket sets atm. orange, yellow, purple, green, pink, leopard print, spotted, floral. but at £70 a set they can fucking keep them and i’ll just cry instead
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doing this with a greggs sausage roll in the thames
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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waitrose are doing bits rn but i still will never shop there cos i’m poor
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....is that lily allen. and the cock destroyers. a slay
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rich kids packed lunch
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i’m sorry if i turned up to a venue at the time the venue said to show up and some 19 year old child told me i had to move cos they drew numbers on their hands 3 days ago I would laugh so much
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That one kid when his grandad was dying
Christopher Nolan and Cillian Murphy behind the scenes on ‘OPPENHEIMER’.
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these tops are so cute but i have fat arms and man shoulders
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Me when I turn 24 this year
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me w the 🤙🏼 hand gesture. was pure jokes now i find myself doing it sat in bed home alone to myself
Dabbing was a joke n now a actual do it accidentally mid convo it's lit a twitch I am mortified
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if anyone wanna buy me one of these then i promise u i will never take it off pls
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does anyone else forget they have an iron deficiency and literally jump out of bed every time they get up and just fall straight to the ground cos they’re a fucking idiot
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This is who matty healy thinks he is
“who’s gonna get snogged tonight?”
“you if you keep asking these fucking questions”
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17 minutes too fucking long. why are you still giving this homophobic, abusive piece of shit a platform. he was SO undeserving
XXXTENTACION’s album ‘Skins’ is dropping on December 7th.
10 tracks, 17 minutes.
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love when cats have silly little names
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mad how many people i follow actually support the homophobic woman beating piece of trash that is xxxtentacion. shameful
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i kind of miss 2016/17 being a cringey little indie cunt that went to gigs every other week
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trying to recreate james charles lightening look gone wrong
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no offence but twitter. hi. i looked kinda cute yesterday
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i can’t read any of this but whatever it is i need it
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ok but sometimes gettin fucked n having a lil dance with ur mates at the back of the gig is better than getting crushed in a pit for 2 hours
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been praying on their downfall since a ru paul’s drag race UK runner up gave me a black eye here when i was 19
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things that didn't happen:
-this
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only wore these sunglasses cos they match my skirt n is cute 🌻
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i think the fuck not bitch
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um. have you never had salt & pepper chips from the chinese. cos they are godly
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oh fuck off. as long as it’s safe and consensual go n shag as many people as you want
Are young people having too much casual sex?
Here are
@Amber_Davies7
's new rules on sex.
She'll be guest presenting with
@therealNihal
today 1-4pm.
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big baby man child that’s also a rapist. embarrassing really x
This sort of reaction to losing after all he has won. Incredible. No wonder he defies science. Unbelievable sportsman
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waitrose own brand vegetarian burger: £2.75 for 2 burgers
tesco own brand vegetarian burger: £1.75 for 8 burgers
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unless he's ramming his dick up another man whilst doing it then it's not gay is it
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@Bcrooke123Lee
like it feels so embarrassing to witness cos there would not be a single they could do to make me honour their number system when i showed up on time according to the venue rules 😭 and in such a small cap venue like it doesn’t matter where you are the view will be great 😂
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I BET THAT YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR I DONT KNOW IF YOURE LOOKING FOR ROMANCE OR
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hi guys i dropped out of college in 2017 cos bad mh n thought i would never go to university but i just got my results back from my course i’ve been doing and am going to uni in london in september so i may be crying a lil rn. that’s all. very happy. wow
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if my partner suggested this then we would simply not be getting married
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a company worth over £3billion trying to be relatable on the tl is truly so weird
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hi i am crying. after having a fat mental breakdown in october last year, dropping out of college and spending the last year hopeless and n unsure. i have officially like gotten into uni i’m finALLY gna be doing something i truly love in my favourite city. my heart is so full
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dude FUCK self righteous people who think they’re better for being entirely vegan and talking shit on people who are TRYING. even having one or two days a week where you don’t eat meat is amazing. it’s a tough transition and not everyone is suited for a 100% veggie lifestyle xx
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i think if a fella that looked like this spoke to me i would simply call the police
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people over the age of 16 who still use snapchat filters for all their selfies worry me
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women don’t do makeup for men
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this shit is the best idc hmu whilst u eating eggs n say it made u think of me cos i fucking look like one idc imma still cry tears of joy
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✧ 𝒾’𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝑔𝒶𝓅 𝓉𝑜𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽. 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓊𝓁𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊’𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝑔𝒶𝓅 𝓉𝑜𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒹 ✧
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a don't wear thrasher cos a can skate a wear thrasher cos a want a skater to fucking pound me xx
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where’s hearty italian
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jake paul, justin roberts, tessa brooks, lil phag, mod sun, trisha paytas, tana mongeau and bella thorne 😌😌😌
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its 2018 i hope supermarkets start selling vegetarian pigs in blankets this christmas
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oh my god fuck off. someone’s cut down on their meat intake ? swapped regular milk out for almond ? that’s great ??? why are u trying to beef that ???
vegans:
guilt-ridden meat eaters: i mean i don’t eat THAT MUCH meat haha. like i barely eat red meat anymore. i only eat chicken hahaha. but not everyday. just a few times a week. i drink almond milk too haha. put it in my cereal:) i don’t drink real milk that much either but i
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men thinking they’re allowed opinions on women is a turn off for me
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we don’t want men to talk to us on the streets...
@sensuellex
Most these dudes are creeps! but I got a question , how do women want men to speak yo them on the streets ? Some of these guys were respectful and when they noticed she didn’t engage . They left the situation alone....isnt that ok??
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oh my god why does michael clifford look like ms. darbus from high school musical. i’m done
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if your parents bought you this as a child then they loved you in a way none of the rest of us could ever experience
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