jordyn youngblood 🧸
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writer ✍🏻 music lover 💎 ADHD haver 💅🏻 YouTuber 📸 horror film aficionado ☠️ author of Desert Rose 🌹
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My novel is currently ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!! It would mean the world to me if you could check it out! It’s an LGBTQ+ thriller and romance 🌹🌻💀
The ebook is free for Kindle Unlimited users & the Paperback is available here:
photos by
@salty729
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@GreatRedWyrm
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@bustelo4babies
Remembering the time I was serving a table of buisness men complaining that their $50,000 Christmas bonus wasn’t enough that year and then none of them tipped
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@BogotaBandit
@IvyVine009
I thought the big deal was a bee trying to bang a roach but then the snake came out and I screamed
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@dxhoex
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Would love to see her work at McDonald’s for $7 an hour and see how she fuckin likes it
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Reminded of the time I met Mads Mikkelsen and I told him it took forever for me to get into Hannibal because I have a phobia of cannibalism and he said “I do too. But in the show it’s gentle cannibalism.”
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@gothmutant
@g4tisss
Also idk if you’ve seen the video on the makeup artist whom she made cry?? Idk if that video was ever proven or disproven but I honestly don’t doubt it.
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@dxhoex
@jessicadefino_
“Work hard” she says while wearing an outfit that probably costs more than I make in a year working 50 hours a week
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@hanrena_bts1031
@yeriettes
Right? Lmao. The best part of being an adult in fandom is I can afford shit
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Friendly reminder that Fall Out Boy still has the original 4 members over 13 years later. How many bands have done that?? Not many. Respect my babies. 💜
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Leave mommy alone, honey, I’m watching my stories
*turns on Saw*
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@deelalz
I had a guy at work grab my wrist and yank it to read my tattoo and I would’ve punched him if I hadn’t been at work wtf is wrong with people to think they can grab you ??? Just ask me what it says, my dude
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So like...am I the only one who has realized
@Chadtronic
and Michael Pitt’s Mason Verger from Hannibal look, sound, and laugh exactly the same? No? Just me. Kay.
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@Ariel_Comedy
Jesus Christ, an unopened beer car being thrown that hard it could’ve seriously injured you. It’s a good thing the dude’s aim sucks ass
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Hoffman : you never go through an unsecured door ever
Rigg :
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My favorite thing about the teen wolf fandom is that Stiles’ dad’s name is canonically Noah but everyone just calls him John because nobody knew his name for the first 5 seasons and everyone still just calls him John lmao
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I waved at Mads while he was walking to the photo op and I cut him off waving back but his little walk is so cute pls enjoy
#WWMads
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Fannibals : can we please get a group photo with Mads?
Mads’ handler : no, sorry
Mads :
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VS…… Void Stiles
VS …… Victoria’s Secret
Coincidence? I think not
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He then made fun of the spelling of my name and a couple hours later he choked me
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Te*n W*lf movie trailer looks like shit. The Oni and Nogitsune being the main theme when there won’t be any Dylan, and them offering Arden Cho a lower wage than white actresses when the movie is literally about the Japanese lore…. mmkay
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@upstateslut
@OTPsaisa
Me who is literally disgusted by pregnancy and has a slight phobia of it, playing The Sims and making my gay male otp have 6 biological babies “yep you’re getting breeded by Hannibal again, Will, don’t look at me like that”
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still helping attractive and blonde young men into jackets but a lot has changed in twenty years
#ahsapocalypse
@mskathybates
😂❣️
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@Gtooowavyy
Please enjoy this edit my iPhone made of my dogs all on its own…. The music too lmfaoooo
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@mellyrivvs
@lizzyfivestacks
@DanielleOsemene
@_Ollie2505
@keenon
That is literally exactly what I thought of 😂
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@alifanacct
@HannahMettlach
As someone who worked at Cracker Barrel for two years, I can confirm this is exactly what happened
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@NuclearQuaffle
@bustelo4babies
The way I regularly fantasize about being a millionaire, going out to eat, and tipping the server $1000
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There was a girl right in front of us for the Ewan McGregor photo op who was sobbing when she got her pic and he took her behind the curtain and held her and soothed her for 3-4 full minutes making sure she was okay. He’s an Angel. 😭😭
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@702Austin
If someone sits with me while I’m at a restaurant while I’m alone and tries to buddy up I will literally go to the bathroom and leave them with my check
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I remember the exact moment I started finding Dylan O’Brien attractive and it was when void Stiles was walking through the hospital and “bad moon rising” started and I was like “oH?”
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@AYAMASTAR
Girl I’m still waiting for a Monster Inc movie that isn’t a prequel so I can see what happened to Boo
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Adam Lambert is the best singer on the planet, idc
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@sara_obrien3
@Ashley_Aquino_
How about she learns THEIR language?? Why is it automatically “learn English”, this is America, a literal melting pot of cultures. English is NOT the default!
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@brennanjacuzzi
Pls I actually cut out pictures of us for a school project and made up a whole family for me and him being married and used baby pics of me to signify our twin daughters and wrote out our expenses for the month - truly crazy behavior
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My inspirations for the novel have signed it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@adannayaaa
Park with your wheel upside down and the parking break on. They can’t tow you. They’ll put a boot on instead. I’ve done this many times lmao
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the last time I met Tobin Bell I was female presenting and I told him “I drove 10 hours round trip to meet you!” And he said “wow, a woman hasn’t said that to me in decades” 😂😂
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@_KenBlood
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@__coraelaine
There’s no traction on the tires, they’re completely bald - one quick turn and they’re going off the road
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Jessie was literally dying and Cloud really wanted pizza
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@djmateo904
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too bad I was 18 at the time and witty comebacks were not my forte lol
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Now accepting hug applications, must be;
1) Patrick Stump
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@strawberryjamal
Once I was walking down Hollywood Blvd and a guy shouted at me “damn girl you thicker than a snickers”
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@Coelasquid
I remember when I was 6 going to my first ren fair and seeing women butt naked in only chain metal and my only concern was that they were probably cold because jt was 30°
“Protect the kids”
Kids are not sexual, they don’t give a fuck about nudity. To think they are is weird.
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