@punishedmother
"A sharpener that has seen many pencils has lived a purposeful existence, a pencil that has seen many sharpeners very quickly becomes unuseful."
@ClaytonConway65
@_edgy_Simon_
Leaving aside this whole conspiratorial can of worms- it's amusing that you think you're important enough to be the target of a sleeper (read: "highly trained spy"), let alone stand a chance against one if they decided you were their target.
@wu_wenyuan
Assuming (without fact checking) that a mixed-race person [benefits from white supremacy] only as a result of [having a distant white supremacist ancestor] exposes the oversimplification and arbitrary bigotry of thinking through [a] binary prism of race.
Mine's better.
@ctcwiredAD
Boyfriend: do you have a pen
Me: no I usually don't have one on me, why?
Boyfriend: because I want to give [the cute barista at the coffee shop] my number
Me: *furiously searches for something to write with*
Was having a threesome just now. Their roommates walked in on us. Essentially they said "it's cool keep going we're headed right out again". And so we did.
I love being a furry.