Haley Whipjack
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Haley, 25. DM, TikToker, YouTuber, little guy, entertaining person co-parent of @unprepcasters tiktok user @ whipjack (275k) biz: haleywhipjack @gmail .com
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dnd movie trailer shows that it’s literally the most dnd premise there’s ever been:
we fucked something up so badly that we are now the only ones who can fix it
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im actually not over brennan personally donating $1,000 to trans lifeline so that Vic could add +100 to a roll to befriend a corpse flower
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i am obsessed with the candela obscura critical role announcement for the sole reason that they have Not explained why taliesin is there except for the Vibes
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listen i dont ever wanna step foot into LA but if that 'do a big presentation' dropout show hits me up, guy who professionally explains dumb things while pointing at whiteboards, i'd be in that hell city in an instant
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just realized i never actually posted pictures from my wedding?? please look at how pretty and married i was being!
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the cool thing about wordle is it has taught me that every 5 letter word i know is actually 6 letters long
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Brennan Lee Mulligan started dating his fiancé exactly two days after I started dating mine - we both just celebrated our five year anniversaries.
Basically what I want to tell brennan is: congrats on five years! Also, I’m winning.
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fascinating to see another group try to replicate the dropout model, without the need to do so that the former collegehumor team was experiencing or the breadth of content that dropout immediately jumped into
reeeeally hope independent streaming services don't become the trend
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put on frozen for my kids without realizing it came out after they were born and some of them have never seen it
one walked up to me to tell me it’s the best movie she’s ever seen, it’s like they’re all hypnotized
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i love teaching kindergarteners whos parents are clearly talking to them about inclusivity at home because i will Never get tired of hearing a child refer to me with 'she's a theythem!!'
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last weekend i finally got to meet some of the best folks ive ever DMed for! in PERSON!!
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im SORRY????? was she not enough like ME??????? they gave me more of a reason to project??? eldest daughter syndrome teacher with five cats and a recent big haircut???? hello??? brennan im in your house???
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this happened in the unprepared casters charity stream for trans lifelines today!!! VODs will be available in a couple days!
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i was teaching about trees today and one kid very politely raised their hand, waited to be called on, and asked 'so who made god?'
and i just said 'that's not a trees question, friend'
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oh wyll would IDOLIZE xenk that paladin is everything that that warlock wanted to beeeee
Just remembered these two canonically exist in the same universe. MOVEEEEEE !!!!!
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starting the show once upon a time, casually checked the wiki of a minor character and??? what happens in this show????
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You all have a great fantasy high junior year, I personally don’t need to watch it because I have already won oh my GOD look at my GIRL
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no YOUR new cats have dnd podcast names
(everyone say hi to lark and sparrow)
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Breaking news: local man finally does the cosplay they’ve been meaning to do for a solid three weeks now
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it is really difficult to prioritize your health and well being, especially with so many eyes on you
i am just so happy for my best friend. real shame about our divorce though, i'm gonna take him for everything he has.
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SOPHIA LILLIS TIEFLING WILDSHAPING INTO AN OWLBEAR NO ONE CAN TELL ME
ANYTHING!!!!!!
THIS IS ALL I NEEDED
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fun fact: me making a tiktok in support of spicy content creators in the dnd space does NOT mean that’s the place to just directly ask me to create spicy content, something I do not do??? HELLO????
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i am so excited to share my new hair but not enough to clean a mirror about it
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d20 retweeting just the brennan announcement, stepping on the scales!! rallying support for their man!!! trying to sabotage team human people!!! i see this move for what it is!!
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told a substitute teacher today that i loved their critical role shirt and they said ‘i thought you might’
i had fallen directly into their trap
(they recognized me from the internet a couple days ago and i confirmed it by outing myself as a dnd guy)
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Unprepared Casters has a new arc coming out using the Dungeon World system, and based on information about the creators we did not know at time of recording, we do not recommend you support them or play their game. 🧵
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so the plan was to half-cosplay a bunch of bg3 characters to see if I wanted to commit to full-cosplaying them at my next con but I’m. Um. I think I already found the winner.
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my father almost lost part of his hand to a terrible feral cat bite. he’s fine, he recovered. that cat is now living full time in his wood shop as his new best friend. of all the anecdotes I have about my dad, this one might describe him best
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brennan lee mulligan laced that stepmother with something i want to look directly upon her horrifying visage and allow myself to be unmade
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i dont know man, i think its really unprofessional to authorize an adaptation of your work and then make a whole blog post throwing the writers of that adaptation under the bus and talking about all the ways that your original story was better. esp a still running adaptation?
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what’s better than a woman who worships the moon? NOTHING
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people died
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sorry for everyone who wants Content from me in 2024, other adults keep telling me the kindergarten class i inherited is Incapable of learning so now 100% of my effort for the next 6 months has to go into proving them all wrong
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local man forgets to eat anything before the ren faire, has to sit down for a full hour and buy a different shirt so he doesn’t pass out
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having dark urges at pax:unplugged all by yourself, handsome?
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new dimension 20 trailer, cannot BELIEVE that’s the setting we’re going back to gang
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please look at the final frame of the onceuponatime season 3 video
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apparently im not allowed to spend 160 American dollars on a cardigan with sword and chainmail motifs??? because im supposed to be responsible??? the world is cold and cruel
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The makeup that looks good with the full outfit looks mildly unhinged in an Irish pub
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actually never gonna be able to be quiet about the dnd movie now that we’ve got high quality images of all the characters and CONFIRMED CHRIS PINE BARD
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former 12 year old girls telling me they feel seen and heard by my defense of mabel pines VERSUS people who were never 12 year old girls calling my points “politically motivated”
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new low on tiktok, someone thinks i don’t know the dnd movie was in fact a movie and not an actual dnd game?
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This was my round 3 look by the way I know like none of the colors came through on camera
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oh he’s the older sibling Desperately pretending to be grown up and above childish things like joy even though he’s the worlds silliest boy, because he thinks that’s his role. got it. yeah I’m not gonna be normal about him
sitting down to properly watch the avatar cartoon for the first time and my bespoused is already lamenting how much im gonna love sokka
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i keep watching my own cosplay transition tiktok but can you blame me actually. who is that guy and why do they look so good about it
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WHO APPROVED 'TRANSPHOBIC SLUR IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF SHREK THE MUSICAL'
BECAUSE ID LIKE TO HAVE A WORD
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hey dungeons and dragons can get uhhhhhhhh intense actually
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today we are codependent twin sisters, unlike every other day
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I’m at a dinner table listening to people animatedly argue about their dnd characters moral decisions is this what it’s like to have a family who talks during meals
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WHO braids her hair every day. is she doing all those tiny braids every morning before demolishing that stuffed mind flayer???
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listen i can't prove that dimension 20 actually records in a warehouse at 2am, but i will say based on personal experience, they Should. that's how the best stuff happens.
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SOOO excited to sink my teeth into Candela Obscura, thankyouthankyou to Darrington Press for sending a copy my way!!
The book officially drops tomorrow and it is Gorgeous
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first day of first grade down and i already have a parent i would like to meet in gladiatorial combat
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maybe a fun time to mention that everyone I know who is going into education has thought about if they’d be able to put themselves between their students and a gun
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getting distracted from editing by hermes silly face every time
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guys seriously don't tell anyone but im releasing a new youtube video tomorrow
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LOSING MY MIND RIGHT NOW ABOUT CONFIRMED CHRIS PINE BARD IN DND MOVIE
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twitter isn’t givin me my bloons 🥺🥺🥺 it’s my birfday i want my bloons 😭😭😭😭
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you know her! you love her! you are her? she’s you, at least!
it’s orin, second favorite chosen of faeruns bloodiest god!!!
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that’s me that’s me!!! you could sit at my table in a real actual castle!!!
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i can't believe wyll ravenguard is canonically 24. IM canonically 24. he should not be blading the frontiers! he should be rotting into a couch somewhere!
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whoever came up with that ‘make a discord server just for yourself for reminders and keeping things in folders’ life hack years ago:
I’ve finally listened to you and you were the most right anyone has ever been
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and now who told them they could be this much taller than me
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this morning a 50 year old colleague of mine came into my room at 7 in the goddamn morning and informed me i was a ‘tiktok sensation’ and she was very proud of my 250k followers
reader, they’ve fuckin found me
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emotionally devastated one of my students today when i informed her i am white
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I’m gonna play dnd with my friends until I die
I love them very much
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for science, if you remember the shrek 2 bonus content Far Far Away Idol, how long do you remember that bit being?
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Testing the outfits I’ll be bringing to C2E2 this weekend!
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took three days to find a bg3 lady I don’t think I suit at All, honestly I think using my actual hair is really throwing me off for this one
but gosh I do love being purple
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once upon a time hired pre-mcu sebastian stan to just sit around in a big hat and make the silliest faces he could and it’s the best thing they ever did
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unless you’re watching hit tv show once upon a time where actually nothing is ever set up at all
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debatingggggg making my profile picture actually a picture of meeeee
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i understand why everyone assumed these are my new sons but actually they are my new daughters, the names are just very good
no YOUR new cats have dnd podcast names
(everyone say hi to lark and sparrow)
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I keep getting tagged in this, I love you all, onceuponatime season 3 is So close to done I promise
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i was starting to question if i really wanted to commit to cosplaying Alfira BaldursGate at PaxU but then i did a makeup test and im a little bit in love???
so brb gonna go finish sewing that jester collar
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2019 vs 2023
i continue to be obsessed with the snake man
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not to fucking brag or anything but im 100 days smarter today 🥰🥰
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thinking about these pictures again… if i had the time and patience to do more cosplay photography it would be absolutely over for you hoes
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do you guys think brennan lee mulligan would officiate my wedding
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mandatory con pictures include: posing by a random wall, bathroom selfie
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sometimes you start playing a new dnd character and discover that they have a southern accent the same time everyone else at the table does
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ive Always been cool
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oh wow i love going to my husbands family for christmas to hear that they have been watching my five hour long shrek video that feels very regular
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it's a real shame that everyone just wants to talk about how good and right my opinions are about baldurs gate and no one wants to talk about how good i look in my halsin makeup
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