OKAY SO KYLE JENNER REALLY WAS PREGNANT THE WHOLE TIME AND TRAVIS SCOTT REALLY IS THE DAD AND SHE LITERALLY HAD HER BABY THREE DAYS AGO WTF 2018 IS A SIMULATION IT CANNOT BE REAL
Oh yeah yesterday I was just crying because one of the Christmas gifts my boyfriend got me was a neon sign portrait of me that he made BY HAND😭 I love him so fucking much
To the fellow drunk girl in the Applebee’s bathroom in Midtown last night who said her number one ick for a guy is “jumping into a pool while pinching his nose” I love you
Today is the first time in 60 years that my grandma has had her birthday without my grandfather because he died from Covid back in April. Please for the love of GOD let these election results be good
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time 💙
so i saw a new doctor today
him: are you currently sexually active?
me: lol no
him: well once you’re vaccinated I encourage you to get back out there
me:
Nah I definitely think some people NEED to be in prison lmao like rapists, murderers, pedophiles ya know? Twitter be thinkin they the whole criminal justice system
not even gonna lie being a black woman at a predominantly white media company fucking sucks bc I know I was held back from reaching my full potential every step of the way
this dude on tinder said he wanted to be submissive to me and wanted to send me money… why did he cash app me five dollars like that was going to get my pussy wet???