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Dancer, couturier, superheavyweight boxer, neo-plasticist, rapper and blatant copycat.
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Aw, me & Jonny smiling while he is signing my CD. I can see the hearts in my eyes, lol.
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Good Feelings with the Moongoggles is truly such a feelgood moment, I couldn't stop smiling stupidly throughout. 🩵
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Chris: "These concerts remind me not to kill myself." Okay Chris, glad to hear that.
#ColdplayWembley
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When your favorite band crashes the fan party and let's you be the first people to listen to their new song. 🥹
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Aw, my dad telling me that he didn't get Coldplay tickets for himself and my mum, but I can't tell them yet that I have two tickets and a hotel reservation for them, that they're getting for Christmas. 🥹
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Congrats to AHFOD and EL having a baby! 🩵👶
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All of them being a little teary-eyed. 🥹 Guy even thinking he might prefer this to cars and fashion for a brief moment.
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I took about 5 pictures last night, all of them masterpieces.
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This picture somehow looks like a piece of art, and expresses how I feel quite well.
#ColdplayCoimbra
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I guess a stadium routine was born in that Greek theater for the song and Chris was so, so giddy about it, it was amazing to watch. 🤩 The whole band loved how the audience connected with the song and how we came up with something they probably hadn't planned for.
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When I say that I already have plans this weekend, please know that this is what I'm doing. 🤷♀️
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The last five days in Athens felt like the ultimate Coldplay experience and I can't even believe that so many great things happened. 🤯
🎶 Feels like 👏👏, I've been very lucky here 🎶
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Guys, 'Roadies of the Spheres' is so amazing! Best band, best crew. 🥹 Thank you for this treat,
@coldplayxtra
! 🙌 (I didn't know I would be in it, loved that. 😂)
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You literally made my year,
@coldplay
, thank you for existing and closing this year together with me and with some more singing and silly dancing! 💙💜
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I think the video shoot yesterday is my new favourite Coldplay experience ever. It was so wholesome, unique, intimate yet grand, and the audience was absolutely legendary! Seeing the band at the Acropolis in such a beautiful setting with the 🌙 shining above us, just wow. 🥹
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I'm getting Coldplay ads on Instagram, as if I'm not already going to 23 of their shows.
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I know you all love sign-reading-Chris. 😊 This time it features a Jonny sign, as well as good news for Finnish fans. (
@riddikulusfin
🤘) And even better: It features Coldplay Twitter friends! 🥰
#ColdplayGothenburg
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"Okay Jon, it's you and me again. It's 1996, you've got stupid hair, I've got stupid hair. Nobody believes in us, but here we are."
These two. 🥰 (Watch for Jonny being high on weed content.)
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I want 1999 Coldplay in the New Bands Tent to watch their 2024 Glastonbury set and have their minds blown. 🤯
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Sorry guys that I didn't tweet much from
#ColdplayCopenhagen
today. I was busy being on stage with Chris Martin.
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OMG, I only just realized that when I was on stage, Chris said: "You've been to 62 shows, that's amazing! Do you think that Jonny is getting more handsome with each show? I think so."
I couldn't hear this properly back then! He made a Jonny being handsome reference to me! 😭
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Chris is very talkative today. Loved how he gave heat advice and asked everybody to look out for their friends and neighbours. Also, it was so funny when he got something in his eye and had to stop In My Place. Jonny was his first aid guy. 😅
#ColdplayParis
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Throwback to when we were all babies and Guy's (paint-smeared! 🎨🖌️) arm touched my arm under Jonny's supervision. (How is this 10 years ago already next year? 🫠)
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I got this little souvenir before leaving Athens to remember the video shoot. Now I just need tiny figures of the band that light up to put in there. ✨🤏
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Coming to you with the 'Chris reading signs' service. This time featuring the already infamous Talk slander 💔, and Chris being fooled by fake birthdays before 🎂.
@coldplay
Please hire me, so I can provide Coldplay Twitter with this every night, thank you.
#ColdplayGothenburg
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I don't know them, but it made me happy seeing them come together for My Universe like that. I hope they created a memory for a lifetime. 🥰
#ColdplayVienna
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I imagine him coming to the band meeting: "So guys, here's my idea: In the middle of the set, I will have my own little moment to shine and I WILL KILL IT!!!"
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Today is my 50th Coldplay concert. 20 years of wonderful experiences & memories.
Like Hamburg 2002, the secret gig in Cologne 2005, the show at the BBC 2008, Emirates 2012, two Ghost Stories shows, a full European tour now...
I was (and am) so lucky. 🙏💛✨,
@coldplay
!
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Chris instructed the whole stadium to moan. This is getting weirder by the minute, lol.
#ColdplayWembley
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Haha, Chris made fun of the many toilets they put up inside the stadium. 🤣 "This is the most toilets we ever played for."
He also mentioned that they're playing in front of more toilets now than they played in front of people 22 years ago.
#ColdplayBerlin
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I don't remember who of you it was, but somebody asked to record the bit where Chris reads the signs, so here it is from last night.
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They drove me to my first Coldplay shows all over Germany 22 years ago, now I brought them to Vienna. 🫶
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Cannot get over the little happy dance Chris did once he realized this song is going to do so well in stadiums. 😭
I guess a stadium routine was born in that Greek theater for the song and Chris was so, so giddy about it, it was amazing to watch. 🤩 The whole band loved how the audience connected with the song and how we came up with something they probably hadn't planned for.
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I'm in need of therapy after this Coldplay Glastonbury set.
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Even the Human Heart hearts are sad about that Talk comment from Chris and malfunctioning. 💔😂
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Yes yes, barrier is nice, but being high up in the stands and marveling at the fact that the band who has a whole ass stadium in the palm of their hands nowadays is the very same band you saw shuffle onto the stage of a club with 1,200 people in the early 00's is not bad either.
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Okay, moon over stadium went slightly viral while I had no reception. Have another one!
#ColdplayAthens
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Tonight was phenomenal, so many great things happened...
Chris forgot the lyrics for Politik and was very embarrassed 😂, he found a new way to embarrass Jonny after IMP 🤪, Green Eyes with a fan on C stage 🙌...
#ColdplayBrussels
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Btw, I love how they gave us a printed out map with directions, because we didn't have our phones anymore and were slightly stupid without them. 😅
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Jonny probably thought he was being groped by an unhinged fan. Which turned out to be true.
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I found a previously unknown Coldplay album on ebay! Just 1 € for MY LOXY LOTO!
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I got so many cute gifts at the meetup. 🥹 And what a joy meeting old as well as new friends, and once again putting even more faces to Twitter handles. The positive and supportive vibe of this fandom is nothing I take for granted. 🩵
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I mean look at him. 😍
(In this moment I was also briefly afraid that he would come down during Fix You, hug me, and I would die. My brain, lol.)
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I'm afraid I can only meet a maximum of 21 of you tomorrow. 🫣
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I'm sorting confetti (as you do when you return from a Coldplay tour) and the hearts came in different colours (lighter - Frankfurt, darker - Brussels). Nobody needed that information, but hey, nobody truly needs any of the information I tweet here.
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Volunteered for Love Button today and it was an artistic activity. We painted shirts, tote bags, and little houses with kids and teenagers. Garrick inspired me to make this tote with the logo (I would say mine turned out better than his 😂). It's so cute!
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A year ago, this account posted a video of me on stage with a guy called Chris Martin and they never asked me for my permission. 😤 (Just kidding, they own all of me. 🫠)
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And here's the interview film from the Scientist DVD. It has lots of Jonny (as it should have). 💚
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A month since Copenhagen and I finally managed to put one of the memories in a frame. 🥰
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I know y'all look down (haha, pun!) on seats at a Coldplay show, but I think it's so majestic from up there. The grandness of things only reveals itself here. It moves me every time, 'cause how did my little band make it so big. 🥹
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Chris mentioned "no tweeting" before ASFOS, Coldplay Twitter won again! 🙌
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Can't believe, I witnessed this band six times in a row in Wembley! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 So grateful! 🙏
#ColdplayWembley
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Here it is. Well, when we sat down at the piano, I was absolutely sure he would do Speed of Sound now and was really looking forward to it after this lovely Wembley bit last year. But yeah, Chris being Chris. 😂
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Nice, I apparently already predicted this when making the bracelets. 🫶
the o in coldplay as a heart this is such a genius design idea i am in love😭😭😭
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I keep getting new videos of Trouble in Copenhagen and it's so beautiful. Not just because I was on stage, but because Chris sang it so beautifully. 😭 From this view you can see how they changed the wristband colours.
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I want the hangers more than the jackets, tbh.
coldplay by coldplay designed by coldplay exclusively for coldplay
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I love this obviously, but at the same time I'm so sorry to tell Jonny that he missed out on the matching earrings and that I got them instead. 👉👈 This is probably the most thoughtful and stunningly beautiful gift I ever got, I can't thank you enough,
@flaming_play
!!! 😭🩵🥹
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"Look mum, it's Phil Harvey giving a speech with
@anammartinez98
and me on the big screen in the background!"
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When Chris gave this little speech on the C stage last night, saying how hard it is to stay together as a band ("It's hard enough for two people, especially with a singer." 😂) and then thanking Will for being their anchor. The way Will said 'thank you'... 🥰
#ColdplayBrussels
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Also wenn
@aruetzel
ihre Take That Lesung auch als kompletten Unikurs inklusive Boyband-Diplom anbieten würde, wäre ich versucht freiwillig absurde Studiengebühren zu zahlen und pflichtbewusst eine 45-seitige Abschlussarbeit über die Nackte-Hintern-Feudelei zu verfassen.
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Seeing this musical and Raúl meant so much to me. 🥹 I can't believe I got to witness it all from sooooo close and was able to really see every emotion. Well worth it to fly around the world for this (and I realize what a huge privilege that is 🙏). My joy in a picture:
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No wonder Phil made it possible for
@TheTimvk
to photograph the Coldplay show tomorrow as an official photographer. Look at this talent! 🤩
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The security guy was so funny. Told him I'm doing the whole European tour and he said: "You gotta do what you love. You never know where you will be four years from now - I mean, you're probably still paying off this tour." 😂
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Human Heart, so I can tweet that Chris said the girl's sign asking for Daddy for her Dad that passed away nearly made him cry ("But I'm a professional." 😂), and then he dedicated it to his grandfather as well.
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I made about fifty Moon Music themed bracelets and will take a bunch of them to the ColdplayXtra event in London on Saturday and to Big Weekend on Sunday.
Moots, if you're there and would like one, let me know and I'll try to come and find you. ✨🌙
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Where are my Moie Ellenbogen fans? 💪 I cleaned out my closet 🧹, and I'm giving away these two Dutch Clocks singles with live tracks from the Ahoy in Rotterdam (2003) . Simply ❤️ this post to enter the giveaway. Will randomly draw a winner on Sept 6th. 🤞🍀
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I threw on this shirt this morning because everything is happening.
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I got really emotional yesterday thinking about how a specific thing in time in this exact room had to happen 25 years ago, so my life later on would become so rich and beautiful through a band called Coldplay. Thank you
@debswild
for 25 years ago and yesterday! 🥰
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We're tiny things made of atoms floating in an endless universe. 🌌 And in that we happened to find a favourite band (and each other), bringing us so much joy. 💜 Thanks for yet another night of this,
@HymnForTheWknd
,
@DontEverLetGo_O
,
@MrVivalaVida
,
@Coeurli
! 🚲
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On my way home again, but worth every minute of missed sleep. (I feel like I haven't had proper sleep since Athens, lol.) 🌈
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