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A big thank you to everyone that was somehow involved in our 2023 at Organized Chaos ❤️ from recommendations to instant bookings! We’re grateful ⭐️ let’s create some more beautiful content this year!
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Private lifers are the vegans of social media. Always announcing their privacy. We really don't care hey 😂
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Securing generational wealth so my daughter doesn’t have to embarrass herself for ewallets and scones 🕯
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Lyonse mule kalipila ba guy because wiso tabombele??? Wala.
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Sneaky link demanding princess treatment?!! Ikatako Big bite 2 boi 🥱
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The plan was to drop out so I can have more interesting content for my future Ted Talks but this’ll do.
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2+ months sober, getting closer to God, investments coming up well, lovely madam. Who knew so much beauty could come from such a terrible time 💀
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I’m actually very bang.
Everyone that knows me knows that I used to smaak a dope LAST. Didn’t think I’d actually come this far tbh 🥴
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I'm the only one that you want when you catch vibrations 🙃
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It's your civic duty to keep Dandy Crazy away from *any* studio between now and 2022.
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My lil slime, that’s a lil lizard call her geico 🐍 🦎 ❤️
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Personally, I know if I make an OnlyFans account it'll be for the gay community because I really don't expect these Huns that are constantly begging for scones on the TL to pay cash dollar for my art 😭
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What does that have to do with anything?? Relationships are temporary, drip is forever.
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People are always bashing other people for enjoying their parents' money so can I ask; if your parents were rich rich and gave you everything, would you be going to sell tomatoes pa market for "humility"? Lol let's respect each other pls.
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Some girl tried to do this to me when she was on top. Kwashele fye panono nga twali iponona!
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cos our currency is always wilding
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Truth be told if someone is really feeling you, you don’t even have to beg them to get stuff for you or do things for you. It comes naturally. Problem you want to perceive yourself as more than a roast but anyway.
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Wechipondo, secure your tong. Build your empire. Don’t be pressured by these huns that live for finessing racks so they can post chow that they’ve never eaten before and impress their friends. Don’t let someone’s pressures become yours!
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I respect people’s decision to not believe in God but just don’t try to push that agenda on me. I’ve seen/experienced too much to blatantly ignore his existence.
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“Ichipululu muchibemba nishani?”
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Dating a rich kid is wild, fyapwa ena she’ll dip on vacation to heal meanwhile iwe uli nechikonko pa society business waiting for a ka bine that won’t go through 💀
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Not a single shot or sip. Still makes me bang because the way used to punch the dopes? I could only feel really laka if I have a bottle of whiskey solo.
Here’s your sign to always keep reinventing yourself. You can be whoever tf you wanna be in this life 🤗
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My best advice in this life is just don’t touch your partner’s phone. And even if you do, I’d further advise you to NEVER go through her chat with her best friend. Ukateka ichililo 😭
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A source of strength but my biggest weakness is quite the paradox, but somehow you have this shit on lock kwati ubomba pa Fort Knox 😂 grateful to grow through this life with one of my closest companions ❤️
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So romantic relationships according to Twitter is just sex, food and racks? 💀 no wonder...
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How it feels to be Zambian rn pantu tule chula 😔
Living in Zambia right now is extremely unpleasant. Waking up every day without electricity and facing a mountain of problems associated with the high cost of living. Sleep is better than reality atm.
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She gets startled everytime you tell her how much your shoes cost and you expect her to buy you a PS5? Be realistic pls.
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Jokes aside, social pressure is real. Please do not kill yourself because Tiffany wants to pop bottles in Capone’s. Be easy lads. The gag is: If you never stop thinking like that, you’ll always be the broke boy they talk about.
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Personally, if I used to live in Congo, I'd always move around with a chitenge pantu kuti wafwenkula po at any moment.
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Look at my sister guys 😭😭😭😭 I love this human being probably more than I love myself.
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Twitter may not be “real” but there are real people behind those @/s with real emotions and your actions/words have real consequences in real life. Don’t fumble a bag because of trying to fit in with the cool kids.
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Are u tired of putting in hours in the gym but just can't quite seem to get those gains? Are you tired of cooking Chicken Stir fry and having it mistaken for mintensa because it just doesn't slap? I have just the solution for you: Big Succulent chickens for k55 only!!!
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The Bible actually slaps if you understand the scriptures nicely.
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imagine a movie about a woman who's an accountant during the day and a prostitute at night titled "it's the thot that counts" loooool
(this is a cry for help)
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Makes me bang how majority of Zambians view dates as a serious romantic engagement. Sometimes you just want to cool off with the fairer sex, create some content, watonyako ibele and call it a day as boys 🙏🏾
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My dog's name is Rufus, I don't know where our maid is getting this whole Lufasi nonsense
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Find it hard to chill with olns that are always talking about pies. Your life just revolves around a roast and securing a roast? Wala 🥱
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You don’t have to be everybody’s cup of tea, teiwe freshpak mwaiche.
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You guys have never been w people the genuinely like you and it shows lmao
No girl will sit in the barbershop with they nigga and wait for them to get a haircut 😂
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When you really like a girl, spending on her is just like spending on yourself. You don't really feel anything.
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The consequences of my own actions: 🧍🏾♂️
Me:
A British Tiktok influencer has been caught and jailed in Peru after trying to smuggle £300,000 worth of cocaine into the UK 💔
See below 👇🏾
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“We’ll go down this road til’ it turns from colour to black and white” ☄️❤️
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Super relaxed brunch dates with the missus are therapeutic 🥭👌🏾
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Zambians typically have a culture heavily influenced by shame. “How will it look?” Or “bakamona shani” dictates a lot of people’s decision making process.
Socialisation is important but too much can block you from tapping into your full potential.
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Imagine someone stressing you because THEY are poor. Lmao mad.
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Imagine trying to take such pics but gelo wobe aishiba fye ama pumps? Wala. Dripless demons stay far away from me.
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Same but remove the first 's' from shoes.
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Ba guy, be very attentive when your boys/bros/cousins/uncles/etc are speaking about women, rapists usually let off a few indicators. Some of these motherfuckers are actively living among us. Enough is enough. This cannot be the way of the world. Twanaka!
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Instead of just blasting these baddies, time time mwashako na ka CV on her headboard maybe her glucose guardian can finesse you a chi connect 💡
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Happy birthday to a super relaxed wavy yute 🖖🏾
P.s.: wakula nomba no more tukadoli twa anime.
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You order pizza na ka sweet one pa bondi (movie night), the pizza finally arrives, shawty puts a pot of water pa stove, you ask her what its for and she responds with "ubwali bwaku tobela pizza". What's your next move?
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Friendship is such a precious gift I can never take it for granted.
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Words can’t even begin to describe how much of an impact this human being has on my life 😭
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1. Carry your own jumpers (Nike drip isn’t cheap, dickhead)
2. Please know what you want to eat
3. Constantly reassuring you is exhausting. If I’m fw you, I’m fw you.
4. If you don’t tell me the problem, how will I know? Tell me things damn it.
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I've been waiting for hours and guess what? Still waiting 🙄 women
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My name is Wez and I’m From Zambia, this is my art 📸
My name is Ubingabasakile and im From Zambia, this is my art😛
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Every day is a scrap. The moment you stop fighting ninshi waponokwa.
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People that listen to an artist before he/she blows up swear they were in the studio recording too 😂 I promise you it's not that deep.
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Shawty noticed how me and her youngster get along so well and she said "it's cos you're both childish." I've never recovered.
One of my super powers? Being patient with kids and having conversations with them about the most random things
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I remember when I was pa fresher someone took me on a coffee date and after looking at the menu I settled for the “espresso” kaili twali ka tamba mu film only to find fyali lula LAST! tried to mask my shock cos I’m a hard guy and spelt all the sachets of sugar in it but still 😭
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Belinda from Chalala whose IG career would be ruined without her make up kit is formulating numerous euphemisms to call you ugly and you're there dropping heart eye emojis like a fucking simp. Is it masochism or what?
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Pocket watching is nuts! itumba yamunobe waipanga Hisense?
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Olns, what does your diet consist of for you to have the strength to argue with strangers *daily*? LOL.
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So grateful to experience an authentic and raw connection in this lifetime ❤️
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I want to fight each and every one of you simps that keep gassing up some of these women that keep chatting shit about you. The problem is that you tweet with your phone in one hand and luga in the other. You're the problem.
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Using all these ginger tings in an attempt to curb this glorified virus but luga ilekoselamo? Te ma blown aya?
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I can appreciate your beauty with my girl's titty in my mouth. It's not that deep.
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Instead of “cutting off” your peers in 2023, try a final act of conflict resolution. Reach out, if displeased, express your bereavement. Talk; you may find that it’s not going good cos YOU’re the one that perfed. Value your friends/family guys.
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First time I made racks off photography left me bang! That amount for 1 picture! I was in disbelief for like month until it happened again.All because of a referral from someone I follow! Creatives post your content! Even if you don’t get interactions, people are always watching!
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That was my manifestation on my first day at my 9-5 and two weeks later, I’m promoted.
In the same 24 hours, I was also officially employed by
@rovertfoodszm
. When it rains it pours .
Results of PEP (Planning , execution and Patience)
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On this cold winter night Bana Mule just turned off her mbaula, poured the steaming hot water into the flask filled with coffee in preparation of Bashi Mule's departure to his nightly job as a kabolala 😭
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It’s cos they don’t subscribe to bullshit gimmicks like “a woman/man must”
They just…date!
Nomba mu Africa Ba gelo besa na ma invoice and niggas want maids for girlfriends lmao.
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