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Call me Roo. 29. she/her. love writing -- hope to actually put it in a google doc one day. 18+. Minors DNI.
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~𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕~
A BKDK Pirate AU
Ch 1 The Pirate King || 11k words || E
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when fics mention size difference this is what my brain pictures
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“You said I couldn’t get Tom?”
“Is that not true?”
Nah Ron has no filter IM DEAD
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one thing about ciaran you’ll never see him willingly hang out with Sean and Joey
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the islanders love to throw the “he’s only 21 years old” card at ciaran and yet he’s the only one with decent morals?
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“i just got approval from Grace’s family”
genuinely think the producers forgot to give Joey a mental evaluation before he came in cos what
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“You shouldn’t have had to give up your voice to be heard”
give the writers some napkins bc they ATE
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drama every day in this villa how’ve we not had a single filler episode and we’re 3 weeks in 😭
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“remember who we are. We’re Mimii and Uma.”
MY GIRLS DONT DESERVE THIS SEND THE DAMN POSTCARD
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and we thought the Winter season islanders hated each other, these lot are having segregated morning chats in WEEK TWO
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and in season 1 when his voice catches when he sees her
Sorry I'm watching S2 of Bridgerton and the way Colin looks at Penelope when he first arrives from his travels?? Like she's the only one in the room? I think it is a little unfair to say that there's been 0 build up lol
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you can tell these islanders are all dying to ask Scott if he’s still thinking about Catherine
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uma is all face card and no rizz it’s actually devastating wdym you’re giving yourself a ship name after 24hrs 😭
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“nobody speaks their mind in here” umm Zara and Tanyel did and youse bullied and schemed them out of the villa…
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i need Movie Night to expose “girls girl” Olivia cos there’s celeb tabloids that gossip less than she does
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“I don’t trust her as far as I can throw her” nah Jess is now THE blonde™️ islanders right now
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ronnie and Jess, who have been there since day 1, haven’t had time to form genuine connections but Tiffany and Omar (THEIR COMPETITION!!) have???
Harriet and Sean don’t piss me off
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one thing tanyel gonna do is not let someone else’s perception of events be HER problem
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im not listening to a single critique these islanders have against Jessie not when they’re all still up Olivia’s arse post-Movie Night
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enjoying Tom visibly hate on Ron and Lana and then realising that Tom is making me smile
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konnor with a K choosing all the closed off girls for his date is peak bombshell
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“Don’t look at what you can’t have, my friend”
Jess, he’s not even shopping down your aisle, hun x
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unpopular headcanon — Draco didn’t fall for Hermione at the Yule Ball.
It was the day after, when her hair went back to its curly frizzy mess and Draco realised how relieved he was to see it again.
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“I didn’t expect this to happen” Molly you dug your claws in so deep, Zach had no choice BUT to let it happen 😭
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8 year old me, taking notes on 001’s advice on how to win Tug of War for sports day
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It’s Draco and Hermione’s wedding, both previously divorcees, and Blaise opens up the best man speech with
“Welcome back, everyone.”
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Tanya’s family not holding her accountable and instead encouraging her shitty actions?? well this explains so much…
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james potter and draco malfoy had very similar personalities in their youth but some people aren’t ready for that conversation
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emma watson still the prettiest girl in the room so why didn't they just have Hermione's hair like this all the time instead of those Babylon beach waves
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but if all the >25 year olds leave the fandom, who’s gonna write the novel length fanfiction y’all ignore your homework for? 😔
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@cieduoti
wait cos I did read a fic where Debling returned and the children were looking at him like 🤨 who tf are you and Colin lived THREE HOUSES DOWN from Penelope and they called Colin Papa and Debling found out they weren’t his… FUCK I don’t think I saved it 😭
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Tanya just admitted she’s a game player…. Producers you got that for movie night right?
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and when my IRLs will be discussing the bestselling debut author Senlinyu and I gotta act like I haven’t been waiting for this moment since 2018
I am thrilled to announce my debut novel, ALCHEMISED, coming from
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Olivia spends 5 weeks trying to get a viral moment and Martin does it with one box of popcorn
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Discovering that they're not married to each other is my version of finding out the truth about Santa Claus
to this day this is still the most insane and intimate hug ever shared by two people
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dramione amnesia AU but instead of forgetting that they’re married…
Hermione forgets that they’re divorced
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Hermione plays classical music to her baby bump and Draco thinks it’s the most ridiculous thing ever…
until Hermione wakes up in the middle of the night to Draco whispering his favourite fairy tales to the bump
and their baby girl already recognises her daddy’s voice
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@eds_afterglow
She wasn’t being messy, she was making sure that Harriet knew why everyone was laughing at her. Literally everyone else being two faced by not doing the same
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tyrique and ella are situationshipping like a situationship has never situationshipped before
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Draco: let’s play 21 questions, you start
Hermione: okay… what’s your favourite drink?
Draco: piano, do you like blond men?
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this romantic ass music during tyrique’s speech as if they’re not gonna argue again in 5 minutes
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Fred Weasley would have never ruined Hermione’s Yule Ball moment
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secret child AU but the child is the spit of Hermione, so Draco has no reason to believe it’s his kid and so when he sees the two of them having a little outing at a bookstore, he just carries on with his day as normal 🤗
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if Hermione was sorted into slytherin, she would have become Minister for Magic by the time that she was 25
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you can only RT if you were born before the first dhr fic posted to ao3
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1st date AU but hermione's been stood up at a restaurant & everyone is giving her pitying looks but then DRACO sits down making a loud fuss about "buggering Floo traffic" and conjures her some flowers & she's all bewildered until he hisses at her to "just bloody go w it, Granger"
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Hermione and Draco occasionally go on dates/errands in the muggle world, and one day in an off-licence Draco sees a tabloid with “The 100 Most Beautiful Women in Britain” and he decides to sue them bc Hermione isn’t number 1 on that list
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when I remember how manacled draco checked the hogwarts dungeons multiple times but still couldn’t find Hermione
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“she found her way back home” *two fucking minutes later to tanyel* “does this mean we can’t spoon now?”
I hate Ron fr, GET THIS BOOMERANG DILDO OFF MY SCREEN NOW!!!
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@rwylmee2
finding out people don't like his O face is crazy, cos when i first saw it my gut reaction was to reinstall tinder
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all the couples in finale love-mode already just means Casa Amor is going to be even juicier
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one of my favourite dramione tropes has got to be where the gryffindors are all surprised and angry and the slytherins are like “damn Draco finally got his lil crush to pay any sort of attention to him, good for you lil bro”
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no but every single euphoria leak has turned out to be true so that means episode 7—
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to be fair… canon is told from Harry’s unreliable, heavily biased narrative and he doesn’t even know Hermione’s parents names soo…. Who are we to know who Hermione truly is??
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dramione is so funny bc we know there’s banter and great chemistry and great sex in the fics but if it was reality you know 9/10 conversations would just be Hermione like this to Draco
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I make jokes about TRTTD Draco crying when Blaise flirted with Hermione and then I remember that the very same TRTTD Draco sliced a death eater entirely in half
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Draco and Draco has
Hermione are Secret feelings
Enemies For Hermione
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it is Dramione Law™️ that Hermione falls first but Draco falls harder
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before and after reading manacled
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Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who read the auction before TRTTD and ATWT
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Draco: I wasn’t that drunk last night
Blaise: yes you were. You flirted with Hermione
Draco: ??? She’s my wife, what’s the problem?
Blaise: you asked her if she was single and then cried when she said she wasn’t
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Draco, when considering his role in The Life of Hermione Granger: I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist
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Draco calling Hermione ‘witch’ as a term of endearment >>>>>>>>>
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when I say I like Harry Potter I mean in the ao3 Hermione granger x Draco malfoy (enemies to lovers/mutual pining/angst with a happy ending/canon divergence/sexual tension/>100k) tag kind of way
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manacled isn’t itself a love story but fuck, if Draco and Hermione’s love journey wasnt the most fucking raw, real deal
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remember when all you want draco fucked hermione in a broom cupboard bc theo had sat next to her in class
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*after Draco gets knocked out by a bludger*
Pansy: if it’s a concussion, we have to keep him conscious okay? Ask him a question.
Blaise, to Draco: when do you plan on telling Granger that you fancy her?
Pansy: Stuff he knows!!
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draco: Granger’s been staring at me for the last two hours, what the fuck do you think she likes me back?
Blaise:
Blaise: …we are at your fucking wedding
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