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Will be a state championship coach March 15th. I’ll come back to this tweet.
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My neighbor has a wife. Or a girlfriend. I’ve seen them kiss. Hold hands. All that.
During the day (when his girl is at work) I noticed another girl was coming over during the day. Didn’t think nothing of it at first. Minding my business.
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I said “oh man” didn’t know what else to say so I just headed upstairs.. enjoyed my food while hearing Greg be told to leave.. he’s gone, my stomach is full, and my car is in handicap.. what a life.
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So I’m sitting there thinking “oh Gregory, you have no idea what you’ve just done”
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Soooo I’m just waiting.. WAITING.. until I see Greg’s wife again.. I’m throwing this man under the bus like a mechanic 😂😂 couldn’t wait!! Lmao. So I head to get food that night and what do you know. Her and I pull in at the same time.. man. Life sure is sweet Greg.
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I said “I haven’t met you yet! I met Greg and his sister earlier today! She seems sweet!” She said “his sister?” I said “yeah! She was up there today, she’s been coming a lot lately! Sibling love ehh?” She said “Greg doesn’t have a sister”.. 💀💀💀
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She looks at me as if she wants to ask me something, I pretend someone is calling me and I put the phone to my ear, and go in my house. And immediately drop my Whataburger and start looking out the peep hole like Anne Frank 💀😂
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I say, “hey, uhm, you’re Greg’s wife right” she says yes why!?
And I couldn’t wait to tell her what I had plotted. 😂 been planning it all day
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But their door is like right by mine. And I see her. Every day. Come over. Stay about an hour or so and leave. So I was like mannnn let me do some detective work.
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The cop asks if it’s mine, I say yes, and the cop WRITES ME A TICKET! And Greg gives me a look.. and just walks off while I’m standing there getting a ticket issued to me... like.. seriously?
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So I get back from Whataburger and they are FIGHTING. And I hear him say “babe it’s me here all day long, you’re literally over thinking” and she said “Greg like I wanna believe you but I’m just not sure” and I’m like mannn, she’s on to you Greg.. bout that time she comes out
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The next day.. I go outside to my car, where I had parked in Handicap, yes I know, I shouldn’t have. Forgive me. But that’s not what this is about, well, I come downstairs there’s a cop by my car, and Greg.. and he says to the cop “it’s HIS car” points at me..
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Sooo one day I was walking outside and I passed her on the stairs, and the thought to tell her flashed my mind, but I was like, it’s not my business and it may not even be what it seems... let me Shutup and go to Whataburger.
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I started noticing when she was leaving she ALWAYS had her hood on. Always. And she’d scurry down the steps and go straight to her car. Quick. And then leave. He didn’t walk w her. Nothing. Just show up then leave.
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So she goes back inside, I hear a little more screaming and eventually they stop, so I eat, and go to bed. And thennnnn
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So as of now. I’m in candaces home. In Greg’s spot. Where I thought would be lovely to be.. typing this AS IM IN CANDACES. Just waiting. Hoping. Somehow. I can get home tonight. I’m waiting it out guys. Thanks for getting me in this situation. Pray for me.
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Everyone pls hashtag it
#GregNextDoor
so everyone can keep up and follow the story and update!! ITS BOUT TO BLOW YALLS MIND
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BOYYYY do I have some more for y’all! Coming real real soon, just have to get a tad more info! It’s a process but I’m doing this for y’all! BUT THIS BOUT TO BLOW YALLS MIND. OMG 💀💀💀 be on alert!!!
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Now I know she did not just.. she knew wtf she was doing!! Did she just MATCH my level of pettiness. YES SHE DID. so I’m staring at greg w a fucking chicken little in my hand and I’m shaking my head like.. yeaaah Greg. Dis my shit now. 💀
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Listen. This mf don’t need a key. If he want in HE GONE GET IN. So I’m scared af. Can’t jump out the window cause she UP stairs and I’ll be damned if this mf didn’t yell “imma give that mf a reason to park in handicap” 💀😂 okay Gregory, clever. I’ll give you that one. 💀😂💀
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SO HERES WHERE THINGS GET CRAZY. Obviously, drive thru is the only thing open Bc the whole virus getting passed around like a baseball. So we go thru, order our food, as we pull up to the window, GREG IS WORKING THE DRIVE THRU 💀💀💀😂😂
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She dead ass looks at me smiling and said what type of movie you wanna watch? Scary?
I SAY SURPRISE ME CANDACE... SURPRISE ME.. you’ve done good w surprised so far. Meanwhile he still banging like the Jehovah Witness.. and I’m stuck inside watching children of the corn w psycho
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Soooooo PART 2
Yesterday, as I’m coming home, Greg’s wife (Candace) is coming down the stairs as I’m coming up... and boy was I planning a lil something... twitter influenced me to move in, and shoot my shot.
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So FINALLY she drives off and I said “uhh so you did that on purpose or” and she said oh of course, I wanted to let him know he’s not the only one capable of getting someone else.
So I’m thinking, damn. I’m just a statistic at this point 💀💀😂😂 she don’t even want me
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She says, “look I just want to thank you for giving me that heads up, I would have never known what was going on if it weren’t for you” and I’m thinking, “and if it weren’t for a parking ticket there’s a chance you would have NEVER known” but I ain’t say all that.
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SHE LAUGHS AND GIVES IT TO ME.
So I run inside like I’m waiting for Santa or some shit, and lay on my bed and I GIVE IT NO TIME. I hit her message w a “I’m here to fill in where Greg once was” 💀😂 Dumb I know, but it worked. So we text all night like a grade school crush.
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She talking bout HE BEAT HER BEFORE. HE HAD A ROBBERY CHARGE. ANGER PROBLEMS.
I’m like yoooo now you wanna tell me this shit. So she still talking and I’m not even trynna hear this shit anymore. I’m plotting on how to leave before War Machine shows up 💀😂😂😂💀
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So I am stuck in the house like Kevin McCallister, with no plans of how I’m getting next door. Watching children of the corn, with cousin IT outside somewhere, she’s saying “he probably went home “ THIS IS HIS HOME CANDACE.
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So at this point she’s saying, “so are you coming over” and I TELL HER IM NOT HOME. But I can literally hear her walking in her living room. So I’m hiding and sneaking around my living room like Bin Laden. HIDING.
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Now a couple of days ago, I felt bad for this woman. HORRIBLE. But ya know, I’m starting to think they belong together. They go so well together. I don’t belong here. I WANNA GO HOME. I HATE IT HERE.
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So I say “yeah no problem, the guy is a dirt bag” so she says “yeah I can agree on that” tells me her name is Candace,so I say, as coool as a cucumber, leaning against the stairs, “soo uhhh I’m guessing you’re single, can I get your number?” And boy I know I looked like a fuck
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Now I didn’t want to act tough, I actually was gonna say “haha hey.. uhh Greg. Small world ehh? You know what, it’s actually pretty crazy, I just found out Candace is MY sister. Haha funny right? What a family picture” but no. I had to double down at this point 💀💀💀
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THIS MF CAME KNOCKING. HARD. TWISTING THE DOOR HANDLE. Talking bout “Candace me and your friend need to have a talk” I’m thinking who tf is ur friend at this point cause it ain’t me! She talkin bout “don’t worry he doesn’t have a key”
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To know that Greg is out, either sleeping in his car, or at his “sisters” texting his wife seems even sweeter now. I know, I’m sick. But he deserves it. Sooo knowing she’s a wall away from me, I’m picking and choosing on what I say to her. So she says “we should hang tomorrow”
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So I’m like look. Don’t answer the door. He’s out there. I’m in here. And you gonna have to perform a C-Section to get me out this bitch 💀💀💀💀 my ass is staying RIGHT HERE. So this crazy bitch talking bout “let’s just watch a movie and ignore him”
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So I keep bringing up that I’m hungry, so we can LEAVE!!! She says “where do you wanna eat? I want KFC” I’m thinking WHO IN THE FUCK says that? But I say “mm yes. KFC is fine w me” BC I WANTED OUT OF THERE ID EAT ANYTHING AT THIS POINT”
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So I say, ehh it’s a long trip over there, but I think I can make it.
Next morning comes. But then I thought to myself, there’s NO WAY I’m going in that house. Greg could come home any second. It’s still technically his wife. Im not going in there, at all. I broke them up.
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Sooo she keeps saying “I’ll drive, I’ll drive” which is more than fine w me bc her snitch cheater of a husband got my pockets hurting w this ticket. So I’m like yeah that’s cool, let’s ride! But still nervous. 100%
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So we get back to the house, and we chillin in her living room, I’m not even hungry, but I didn’t know what tf else to do so I’m force feeding myself this damn chicken... so she start telling me some shit y’all. GREG HAS A PAST. A BAD ONE. 💀💀😂😂 Yo why tf am I here
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Soldier kidd killed xxx.
Put all the pieces together. They beefed on Twitter a long time ago.
Soldier kidd is from Miami (where xxx was killed) police say it was two black males w a red mask. So his last insta post was this
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So I bite the SHIT out my chicken little, just lookin at this mf. And I’m just waiting for her to put it in drive. But she over here asking for honey mustard!! 😂😂😂
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My mans went out the way to tape the number on his shirt so his outfit would be on point. And you can’t even find an orange shirt?
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This girl walking ahead of me at Walmart dropped $45, I picked it up and said “excuse me” and she kept walking, so I said it again, she said “I have a boyfriend so we ain’t got nothing to talk about” I watched her get to the counter and didn’t have money to pay for her items, she
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GUYS I JUST GOT THREATENED BY JEFF LOWE AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA SHOOT ME AND BURY ME UNDER THE TIGER CAGES AT THE ZOO. ITS ALL ON VIDEO. STAY TUNED!
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I just lost my rock. My everything. The woman who saved my life. Who took me in when she didn’t have to. I love her more than anything on this earth and always will. Thank you for being who you were for me. I will make you proud grandma. RIP Tootsie Ellen Kinslow
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turned and looked at me and said “uhhh” and i said “I have a girlfriend, we ain’t got nothing to talk about” moved past her and paid for my items w her cash. HUMBLE YOURSELF 🤷🏻♂️
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Most pointless tweet of 2017
Haha some guy wrote his number on a napkin for me at my work n handed it to me when he was leavin n thinks ill text him but nope i have a bf
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THE Allen Glover. Hired to kill Carole Baskin.
Keep a shooter w me. 😤💀
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That food is from a restaurant right around the corner from where x was killed. Also. To the left in the picture is a gun if you look closely
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Kids who used to put their homework papers in their backpacks w no folder, in jail now.
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Prayers up for my dad, he had a heart attack.
Thanks in advance!
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Girls are afraid of spiders but will take a curve at 60 plus while sipping a latte
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Everyone pls say a prayer for me and my family. I lost my grandfather this morning.
Those who know me know my strongest relationships are with my grandparents. I lost my grandmother back in September, my grandfather this morning. Could really use the thoughts and prayers. Thanks
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@janiorbrue
@TorriNichelle
As someone who has no clue about what happened during the game, who lost the fight bc I can’t tell??
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Now he just put a video up on his insta explaining how he wasn’t the one who did it 😂
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I can never pay attention when I’m doing homework. I know I have 80HD
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So now Lil buddy living in a new home now and isn’t living w Annie Wilkes from misery 😂😂. She still crying looking for her dog, and I’m STILL parked in handicap. Life. Is. Good.
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This is THE worst year in forever. No question.
Trump being in office, y’all just gone act like it’s a coincidence and that has nothing to do w it?
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Today I lost a lady who’s the closest thing I’ve ever had to a mom. It hurts so much. I can’t believe she’s gone. I’ve always been heart broken when someone loses their mom, but when it’s your own its a whole different feeling. Keep me in your prayers please.
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@OMGimBlack
@ixohuda
@sunnierainee
And if he was, he’s the last person that would care if he got blasted 😂
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Would they wear these? Bitch they'd never take these muh fuckers off!!
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I’m trynna be laid up w someone to the point where Netflix asks us if we’re still watching.
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White people shit. Smh
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I’m in disbelief. Me and the dog looking at eachother at this point like
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You can only hit people up so many times. After that, it’s fuck em. Lol
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Is it just me or when you’re talking to someone on like Twitter or some platform, and you’re vibing w them, the second y’all move the convo to snap or text, the vibe changes and isn’t as good as it was from the place it first started!? 😂
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So I block her on fb and messenger.
I GET A CALL THE NEXT DAY FROM THE SHELTER, Saying buddy been adopted. I’m like hell yeah, she tells me the name of the person that adopted it, guess what, IT WASNT THE ORIGINAL OWNER. once again, life sure is sweet lady, sure is sweet.
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Okay sooo the other day I’m scrolling on Facebook and there’s this girl I see on my TL. She’s posting over and over about losing her dog, and how sad she is, and how bad she needs her dog back! I didn’t pay it much mind, so I just kept scrolling!
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I’m like bruhhh what is w your owner. So I’m like, I tried to help this woman, and she is so up her own ass so far, that she really bout to not get her dog back. So I map the nearest dog shelter, my phone says “starting route to animal shelter” dog lookin like this
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So I’m thinking. Did this girl even look for her dog? I just found this mf by accident? Like?? She’s at home making Facebook posts about it, and this lil mf running around like home alone lost in New York and I just happen to bump into it’s ass!?
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Girls. Tight pants don’t make you thick. Being thick make ya pants tight.
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I’m feeling bad af for the dog, bc I just know it feels like it’s going to Auschwitz, but at this point. It’s the moms fault for being a shit human being.
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New twitter is ass, life is ass, spring break ass, our president is ass, mcdoubles not a dollar no more, and I need to change my major. Life
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Bro I cannot stand this woman. At all. She tries so hard to be funny. She’s not. And no one thirsting over this. Gtfo.
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Serious question.
When you guys go to turn the AC on, would you say, you’re turning DOWN the air or turning Up the air.
Like. Without thinking about it, what would you usually say?
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She talking bout “you only messaged me asking about my dog Bc you knew I’d reply, you just wanted conversation w me, you knew bringing up my dog would get a reply out of me, you’re such a shitty person, fuck you dude” lmfaaoooooooo
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So me and this lil mf taking what I called “the last ride” all the way to the shelter, we did our daps, I carried it inside and I dropped it off! They gave me the option to be notified when the dog gets adopted, so I’m like bet, let’s do that.
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