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Daily facts, pro-Welsh independence. Don't forget to check out http://t.co/tHJS9qihKb
#Cymru / #Wales
Joined May 2011
Wales - Chilling.Scotland - Chilling.England - Having actual race riots. "Riots are spreading all over Britain" - The English media.
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Flood warnings have been issued in England as the whole of Wales pisses themselves laughing.
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It's very convenient that many of us have a bucket hat the same colour as our new favourite team, Senegal.
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The coronavirus has mutated, it is now known as the goronavirus.
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I've found a name for the bridge we can all get behind.
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Grand Slam, 14 wins in a row and a whole year unbeaten. Not bad for a country of 3 million.
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We don't give a fuck about your skin colour. We do give a fuck about the £200K you were given by a guy twice convicted of illegally dumping waste.
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Man, I ain't got no quarrel with them Croatians, no Croatian ever chanted Aberfan at us like the English did.
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Using Putin's logic we should be able to waltz into Herefordshire et al and reclaim the lost lands. We ride at dawn.
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A. We already have. B. We fucking invented singing national anthems before sporting events which the whole fucking world copied. C. Fuck off.
@Macauley_22 @theawayfans The Welsh will never hear their national anthem at a world cup.
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S4C is about 8 seconds ahead of BBC coverage, come join us in the future.
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1. Warn hospital staff you are about to bomb the hospital. 2. Bomb the hospital. 3. Announce you have bombed a hospital. 4. Delete the announcement. 5. Say you were wrong. 6. Furiously deny you bombed a hospital. 7. Blame 'the other team'. Did I miss anything?.
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It takes a truly world class team to come from behind and beat Belgium in a quarter-final.
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Flood warnings have been issued in England as the whole of Wales pissed themselves laughing.
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Fiona Bruce just said @BBCNewsnight is coming from "Landidno". Where the fuck is that? Would it kill these bastards to even attempt to pronounce these places? You could always ask someone who lives there.
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Look how miserable the English kid looks in comparison to the Welsh kid. Original pics from @RhydBowPhill
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English guy asked Reddit if he was an asshole for not wanting his daughter to speak Welsh. Reddit says yes!.
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Brace yourselves, tax dodging millionaires telling poor people to give what they can are coming. #childreninneed #childreninneed2017
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We've all made so many sacrifices this year so please forgive me if I don't shed a tear because someone can't visit their caravan in Wales during a global pandemic.
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In case you missed the rugby match, it went a bit like this. #ENGvWAL
http://t.co/839tL82Fnp.
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#WalvSco was the poorest example of Scottish creativity since this body of water was named.
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Flood warnings in England have been issued along the Welsh border as 3 million people piss themselves laughing.
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On this day in 1966 Gwynfor Evans was banned from speaking Welsh in parliament.
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It wouldn't be an international tournament without the English pundits talking about England ahead of a match that doesn't even involve England's group rivals yet alone England itself.
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Breaking - Jobless couple on benefits have 3rd child.
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Hearing unconfirmed reports of English tourists being eaten alive in Gwynedd by rabid locals. Perhaps it's not worth the risk coming to Wales for a holiday. Be sure to spread the message and help warn them.
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The Welsh 'invented' singing national anthems before sporting events. Let's not have accompaniment again, we don't need it.
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The majority of England's squad weren't born the last time England reached a semi-final. In contrast the whole of England's squad were born the last time Wales reached a semi-final cos it was just two years ago.
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Just spoke to a couple of English tourists, they said they walked into a Welsh pub and as soon as the locals heard their accents they started trying to eat them. Stay in England, folks. It's getting crazy here!.
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Grenfell is up there with tragedies that we in Wales are more familiar with like Gresford, Senghenydd & Aberfan. Caused solely by greed.
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We should never forgive Labour for stealing from the #Aberfan disaster fund in order to make the grieving families pay for the clean up.
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'Adrian the English terrorist whose mother lives in Carmarthenshire' doesn't have quite the ring to it as some of the far right would like.
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We've bought the #RoyalParasites a £13m ski lodge. Well done everyone! http://t.co/uP4kZEAf0T
http://t.co/kYTbQ1u6Oe.
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Has anyone told the English that they don't have to start some sort of race riot just because it's their national day?.
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I wake up in the morning feeling like P Bennett.
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Hearing that Kezia Dugdale has gone into the crowd and asked the Tartan Army to start cheering on the other team. @WingsScotland.
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Name this band! I'll go first. Reservoir Dregs
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Wales hasn't seen this amount of flooding since the Euros when we all pissed ourselves after Iceland knocked out England.
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The English media loves trying to belittle the achievements of the other nations of the UK.
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Most of Europe is on fire whilst Wales is still wet, but let them keep telling us that water has no value.
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Hi Dan @thehistoryguy. I heard you had a poor turnout in Cardiff. Here's the one we had today supporting #YesScotland
http://t.co/YlSMzcPoYr.
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Michelle Obama saying "America is the greatest country on earth" is basically an admission that she has never been to Cymru.
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English people quoting Casey report regarding foreigners not wanting to integrate. Yet if we say this about English in Wales it's racist.
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Rejoice peasants, another mouth to feed. Yet more hand outs required from us to pay for the world's biggest family of spongers.
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I don't believe in an afterlife, but if it did exist I'd hope the tiger he shot is waiting for him.
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England voted for a clown and are upset when they got the circus too.
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I think next year we should just have a four nations and the teams that came 5th and 6th this year should be kicked out.
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I wonder how much of the Birmingham flooding could have been prevented if they had built their own reservoirs instead of stealing our water.
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Every single one of us should have access to the same level of medical care that the royal fucking family get without having to pay extra for it. That is the whole point of the NHS.
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Captain Beany got more votes than that woman off of Britain First.
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Whoever picked the UEFA team of the tournament clearly hasn't listened to the English media or they'd know that Wales is a one man team.
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Gôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôl i Sbaen. Sbaen 2 - 1 Twll din y byd.
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Haven't got to buy a French flag now, that'll save me a few quid.
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On this day in 1982 S4C began transmitting with SuperTed being the first programme aired.
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Nice of Swansea to offer Chris Coleman the freedom of the city, being a Townhill boy he'd have been able to pick any lock by age 10 anyway.
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English Votes For English Wars. Scotland and Wales both vote against. England drags us into yet another war.
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In an independent Wales our national broadcaster will not talk about England during our games.
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More people have now signed the petition against @KenSkatesAM's ring than voted for him in the last election.
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Da iawn Ben Woodburn, you can stay up past ten tonight.
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I can't believe Wales lost to the 5th best team in the northern hemisphere. It's a bit embarrassing to be honest.
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Did anyone in Wales vote for the DUP?. If not, this is just one good reason why Wales should be independent.
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On this day in 1966 Gwynfor Evans was banned from speaking Welsh in parliament.
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Let's get rid of the unelected House of Lords and our unelected Head of State then we'll talk about how democratic the EU is.
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English people - Localised lock downs are a great idea. Also English people - Wales is racist for not letting us go to their beaches.
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If you're on the fence over Team GB, make sure it's this fence.
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After almost 170 years the language of The Blue Books is still alive and well. #DespiteBeingTaughtInWelsh
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You know all those "funded by the EU" signs that are everywhere in the valleys? They should replace them with the word "DUH!".
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We do seriously need to review why many of our hospitals and other institutions are named after English royals instead of people who have actually made a contribution to Wales.
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Instead of blowing £370 million on doing up Buckingham Palace, can't we just wrap it in flammable plastic and hope for the best?.
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