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Main soch raha hu ki twitter naa hota toh sab mere dimag me hi reh jata aur main itni achhi baatein bol ni pata
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Alia Bhatt in Met Gala>>>>>>>>> Actresses from rest of the world
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@_amitbehere
Ni chahiye aisi aqal ki cool dikhne ke liye aur kuch followers ko please karne ke liye baap ko maar du
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Ye damage control karne ke liye aise tweets karne aa gaya 😂😂
Article 370 abolished ✅
•Ram Mandir ✅
•Citizenship Amendment Act (CAA) Implemented ✅
Thanks To Modi ji And Humare Apne Mota Bhai🙏🏻❤️
#CAARules
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@_amitbehere
Amit Shah kaha se aaya ab ?? M sure tere papa ne tere sath kuch galat ni kiya hoga . Padha likha ke beta bahar bheja ki wo uske Marne ka bole Twitter pe cool banne ke liye
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Arijit vs Pewdiepie tak thik tha.. Shreya ghoshal ko kisi ne troll kiya toh Amrika pe waar kar dunga mai
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Toothpaste me namak ho naa ho chai me adrak honi chahiye
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@MumukshuSavitri
Totally agree with you.. i mean khud ki personal shadi me aapse puche Bina kaise dress ho gaye
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Sasta review of Crew .. nice movie , predictable, some over dramatic scenes , Boring after interval . Kareena , Tabu and Kiara are Queens of Bollywood. Cholli ke peeche kya hai BGM 🔥🔥
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Diwali ki safai me unnecessary logon ko saaf karo . Stop watering ded plants.
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Sholay was a hit because sab ek dusre ke hath kaat rahe thei
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Thand me Susu karne ke liye uthne ka mann ni karta par jab kisi padosi ki ladai ho jati hai toh dekhne bhaag jata hu
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For the billionth time m asking Dhadkan movie me Sunil Shetty ne kon sa business kiya tha ??
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Moral of this tweet: Modi g ne kiya hai toh kuch soch samajh ke hi kiya hoga
The only defence I have on this Nitish rejoining NDA thing is "Keeping Lalu family out of power is more important than anything else".
As far as BJP's profit/loss is concerned, Modi-Shah knows it better than me or any other ordinary tweeps like me...
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Birthday pe mc musk ne account uda diya 😭
Koi Shout out de do
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A mosquito fell in my coca cola.. I took him out .. he started calling me mumma mumma .. I asked him why r u calling me mumma? He said maine apki coke se janam liya hai.
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Bass bhaii Diwali khatm .. ab kyu phod rahe crackers? Bacha ke rakho agar India world cup jeet gaya tab phodna
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इक बार तो यूं होगा, थोड़ा सा सुकून होगा
ना दिल में कसक होगी, ना सर पे जुनून होगा
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Mere saare birthdays pe baarish hoti hai.. Aaj ni ho rahi.. It means m not Vishnu ji ka avatar 💔
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Ab Kevin Pietersen Dhoni se zyada Bhartiya ho gaya 🤣🤣 kal ko Daud Ibrahim JSR bol dega toh usko bhi more bhartiya than Salman Khan bol dega
Bhaii kya gandooo insaan hai ye Sinha
This man is more Bhartiya than many other Indian cricketers...
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Stomach me pain ho raha tha YouTube me symptoms check Kiya mujhe pregnant bata raha hai
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Bhaii ye kon log hain jo roz din me 30-35 tweets kar lete hain? Mere se toh 5-10 bhi ni hote
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Raha be like.. dekho ye mere papa hain aur ye meri mummy
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Muslims ke bhi hain.
Christians ke bhi hain
OBC ka bhi ho gaya ab ye desh .
Hum log kaha jaaye?
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Modi in Ukraine Modi in Manipur
(War rukwa di
pappaaaaaaaa
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Been to Goa :No
Seen the Himalayas: no
Seen Taj Mahal:No
Travel in General Train dabba: bhot baar
Bribe to police :yes
Travel on Bus Roof :yes
Eaten Bhang :yes
Drank water from Well: yes
Danced in Barat: yes
Eaten Bhandara : Yes
Wbu?
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Daal me jo Hari mirch daalte hain wo khaate huye kitni tasty lagti hai
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Yesterday indian women cricket team defeated Pakistan team in Asia cup .. I saw no firecrackers.. As a feminist m hurt
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@legalSambit
Fukra insaan was clear winner pooja bhatt ko Bigboss banaya hua tha uss season me. Sallu weekend ke war me dandwat pranam karta tha..
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Ladkiyan deserve karti hain bhot saaare achhe ladke
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Iss jaise good looking bande aa jate hain fir mere jaise average looking bande kaha jaaye??
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Everything is temporary haircut karwane ke baad regret karna is permanent
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आप सभी को आषाढ़ी एकादशी की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं। यह पावन पर्व सब के जीवन में सुख, शांति और समृद्धि ले कर आए।
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Fcuk Manara , Munnava and Ankita full support to Khanzaadi and Samarth 🥳 khanzadi ke piche padna band karo .. Samarth is so entertaining and underrated.. i love them both
#BB17
#KhanZaadi
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#SamarthIsTheBoss
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So ,Archies is just another Barbie but with no acting..kabhi time waste karna hoga toh dekhunga 👍
#Archies
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Itni tez garmi ho rahi hai. Kisi ka mere pe dil pighal raha ho toh bata dena
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8 likes and I'll tell you baarish me kaise ghoom sakte hain
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Biographies me songs kyu hote hain? Kon gaata hai real life me gaane ?
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Just a reminder: Hum paani pite issliye hain kyuki hum paani khaa ni sakte 🥱
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Maturity is when you realise both Israelis and Palestinians are k!lling innocent people..dono mc hain .
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Another day of thanking God for not making me Elvish -Munnavar -Rajat dalaal and that Sisodiya guy fan 🤲🙏
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SRK aur Amir kuch bhi kar le kabhi rw wale troll karte hain kabhi lw wale. Sallu ka sahi hai kuch bhi kar le koi troll ni karta. Kisi ka bhai kisi ki jaan jaisi waahiyaat movies deta hai fir bhi nikal leta hai bina gaali khaaye
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Atleast mere pass koi hai jo mere liye lad sakta hai mujhe protect kar sakta hai ..
Talking about my Red blood cells
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Mujhe aajtak gifts Dene Wale dost kyu ni mile ???
Thankyou so muchh
@RockstarAmit
for this beautiful gift... 🥰🥰 Bhagwan kre mere alawa teri aur koi dost naa bne...😂🫣
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Scooby ne haircut karwa liya
Date pe jaane ki Umar me Scooby ko ghuma raha hu .matak ke chalta hai 🤣
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Kya aap iska samarthan karte hain ??
Karte hain toh rt karein
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Big Boss me naa sachin aaya naa Seema aayi naa lappu saa bolne wali aunty ..
Dil toots 💔
#BigBoss17
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Bhim army was trying to troll Brahmins.. Dilip mandal came out of syllabus and joined BJP 😂😂
#DilipMandal
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Agar koi Sikh hota toh Aantinaasnal khaaalistani bol dete usko ..
"We are Kannadigan first, not Indian. If you are Indian, then go to other states". this is how they are treating north indians. 💔
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Jaaneman sasta review:.nice acting by all three main actors especially Rajdeep Ahlawat and Kareena Kapoor. nice movie with a bad ending ..
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Fir se aa gaye ye 😡😭😭
Worst ministers of Modi2.
H.M Amit shah (Delhi riots ,manipur etc etc)
Rail Min Ashwini vaishnav
Nirmala tai (hinthi ni aatha, pyaaz ni khaati)
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Offer for sacche Ram bhakts only .
V.i.p darshan:21000
Selfie with Ram statue:51000
200 sq/mtr plot in Ram temple premises 20 lac.
Saare sache Hindus contact kare . Jisne contact ni Kiya wo nakli hindu. They can go to Pakistan..
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This girl sitting next to me in train is scrolling my twitter, i asked her why are you scrolling this profile? "this account has my whole heart, best account on this toxic app no lafde no abuses only weird memes & positive vibes", she replied.
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Itni thand ho rahi hai soch raha hu Ice cubes pe baith jau
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Date pe jaane ki Umar me Scooby ko ghuma raha hu .matak ke chalta hai 🤣
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Politics chhodo ye dekho.."Aise mat bol yaar bhai please "🤣🤣🤣
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