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Michael Wise

@weezilla

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@weezilla @SpacePadreIsle Actually, almost 80% liquid oxygen
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@netcapgirl salesforce trains users on how to use salesforce
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@elonmusk @RichardHanania meme might hit very differently in 5 years. #singularity
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@elonmusk @RichardHanania hey @elonmusk a bunch of replies to your tweet are glitched and are clocking in at 5k likes instantly (with ~no impressions)
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@realvarunahuja @elonmusk @RichardHanania I checked some accounts and they are liking lots of tweets. Might be some bots found a hole
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Now I can get all my iridium first thing in the morning!
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@todayyearsoldig anyone who's worked in restaurants knows this room very well
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@IdiotsInCamera Well this is one way to identify all the bot replies. Holy cow :(
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@bengalesbian @ProximaCB55 It broke my heart into a million pieces when I noticed her right hand trying to caress her baby girl 😭
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The worst place to commit a crime Tesla owners all nodding their heads reading this 😂👀
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@abbygov What was the prank?
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@MatthewDR Someone put an order in on his sticker/shirt website 😂
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@InternetH0F Very relevant caption I made from Parks and Rec 😂😂
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@InternetH0F She should make this screenshot her Tinder profile pic
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@Rainmaker1973 Anyone else notice the shadow forms a dinosaur?
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@weirddalle not funny
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@lexfridman That OpenAI Letter says the board kicked Sam Altman out. The Board as of this morning:
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@LearnLeadRise @PicturesFoIder Punching in the back of the head... This is attempted murder
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@InternetH0F The smooth takedown is what raises this to god tier
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@Teslaconomics Read a good chunk of Judge Kathaleen McCormick's 200 page opinion Key points 1) Elon poured 1000% of his soul into Tesla 2) Judge strongly assumes Tesla would hit those goals w/o compensation plan 3) Judge thinks Elon would continue serving the same without compensation plans
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@BigImpactHumans Everyone in his HS division must hate their lives playing against him. Lol
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@elonmusk @alx Video of Jacob Chansley walking into Capitol seconds after people break through a window + open the door. And presumably he left an ominous note in the chamber about Pence. So not entirely innocent. There should def be a non-zero punishment.
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@Rainmaker1973 How long until they figure out they can trade the stolen phones for money, then buy their own food?
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@InternetH0F Here's the final message in this chain
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@WholeMarsBlog By checking @X late last night, I was able to learn about the Crowdstrike issue almost instantly. I was able to warn, with detail: - my wife before she went into work at a hospital. - my friends. One was on the way to the airport. He immediately rented a car instead.
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Did you know that the 7 season TV show Agents of SHIELD did the Darkhold before the movies? And it was very good. Genius scientist gets corrupted into building a matrix-style alternate reality called The Framework. But the world is twisted in the form of hydra.
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@Rainmaker1973 For everyone curious about why the helicopter can land safely and not fall like a brick. It's called autorotation and every helicopter pilot has to know how to do it. You need speed, altitude, and balls. It uses energy stored in the rotors due to descent to create a soft
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@OccupyDemocrats Elon can make mistakes. But this isn't one of them. This is just nasty posturing wasting people's time and attention. Both parties need to stop this.
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@InternetH0F dude just let them enjoy easy mode before they enter pvp
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@billpeeb Sora decided he needed a bowl of milk as tribute to the giant cat king 😂😂
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@_B___S This moment was almost an all-out scream 😂😂
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@crazyclipsonly this should be the consequence
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@Rainmaker1973 Stuff like this reminds me how terrifying the universe is, and we are on this comfortable planet.
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@cctvidiots at 1:17 pretends to grab a gun 😐
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@SpacePadreIsle @elonmusk I still can't believe it. Starship has unused volume for people/payload. Super Heavy is way bigger than Starship, and it's all fuel.
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@AIDRIVR I guess we were all doubtful it would crumble well. Cybertruck force will be less when hitting moveable, crushable things like cars. But not good for them. Can't wait to see crash scores
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@RudyGiuliani "Fellas, I need 11,000 votes. Give me a break."
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@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk $TSLA surging on news of reapproval for @elonmusk 's compensation. Finally!!!!!
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@LEBassett For anyone looking for the sentence: "The official said Chinese balloons briefly transited the continental United States at least three times during the prior administration."
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@weirddalle Lost me at using metal on non stick pan. Gross
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@engineers_feed Going to be obvious: nuclear bombs. The energy released is unworldly. They've gotten stronger. And there are enough nukes to destroy basically all life.
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@Rainmaker1973 half serious... why hasn't nature figured out missionary for hedgehogs
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@InternetH0F This is evil but hilarious
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@fasc1nate This should be a criminal offense.
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@elonmusk Estimated gas savings turns many people off to the sales pitch. Makes them feel bait and switched when they get deeper.
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Saw my brother yesterday. He still believes that Tesla isn't profitable without credits.
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@alexkaplan0 @sineatrix Feels odd to be cheering for widespread use of lead but
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@RudyGiuliani Hey @RudyGiuliani heard you were gonna write a RICO book. "RICO: How to Prosecute and be Prosecuted!"
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@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder Jesus we really need a reform to Qualified Immunity. Even if we don't get rid of it entirely, we need repercussions for heinous policing.
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@SpaceX everything reminds me of her
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@OpenAI directly addressed lol
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@engineers_feed In Hiroshima and Nagasaki, around 200k people died. Over 100k instantly. Entire generations of families wiped from the earth in an instant. That is spinechilling.
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@InternetH0F Not cool. She's gonna get this guy in trouble with his wife.
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@NoCapFights She's weak, slow not just wasted. Tries to push him out of the way, video cuts, and she seems to be holding onto the elevator walls before getting carried away. Seems like she was assaulted...
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@travisakers @billyjoel If this was an SNL skit it would kill
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@elonmusk @CNBC I keep saying, X needs to start tracking a "Journalist credibility score", similar to Community Notes mechanism. News sites = average of their journalists' scores.
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@SawyerMerritt The top one is funniest. $tsla $gm
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@hikingskiing Love this one. "Life can not just be about solving one miserable problem after another, that can't be the only thing. There need to be things that inspire you, that make you glad to wake up in the morning and be part of humanity." @elonmusk
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@krassenstein Asking Pence to certify fake electors is my deal breaker with Trump. It puts me from "I hope nothing bad happens while Trump is in office" to "Trump absolutely shouldn't be in office"
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@elonmusk @shivon Why doesn't Army Corp of Engineer handle stuff like this? Seems like national security, to do something like this quickly.
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@ObbeVermeij @AysTPark Bennett Foddy dreamcast port confirmed
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@elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog I looked directly into the cabin camera a few weeks ago. My Tesla suddenly started playing Barry White, and setup routes to liquor store and the park 🍆👀😳
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@InternetH0F For everyone who doesn't get it, they're saying Tesla's are finicky pieces of junk that have a problem every week. I've owned one for a few years and it's the opposite. Never done maintenance besides AC filter. Car just works, always. Most owners will probably say the same.
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@Chillbarnacle @MattOswaltVA He got applause from the staff and crew for that scene 💯🤣
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@elonmusk @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Are you aware that you've built a very expensive cat warmer? .
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@anothercohen Takes about 10 minutes to prep for a Teams meeting because I have to go through six different login flows, then wait for it to update and load..
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@konstructivizm Yikes I hate seeing this circulate. It looks cool but is entirely inaccurate. The surface of the earth is basically smooth when viewed from space, even at an angle. Mountains are not tall compared to the size of the earth.
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@Rainmaker1973 Interestingly, helicopter rotors are roughly equivalent to a parachute when without engine power.
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@ThebestFigen After a while had to check to make sure this wasn't one of those cleverly looped vids
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@engineers_feed broom quality assurance at witch co
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Daisy Johnson (Inhuman) aka: Quake The Destroyer of Worlds #DaisyLives #SaveAgentsofSHIELD #AgentsofSHIELD Put Agents of SHIELD in the MCU!!!
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@verge They may get clicks and sensationalism from putting this out, but for a lot of us, it's lowered the credibility of the Verge a lot. The author must be clueless on the amount of unusual talent it takes to build dojo, the FSD, and Tesla/SpaceX tech. The Verge is the joke 😕
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Do it @McDonalds . Accept Dogecoin! #DoOnlyGoodEveryday
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@Dov_RFC @ray4tesla About 0.75s from appearance of kid to arrival. This is probably a good example of cars beating human reaction time.
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@InternetH0F I learned recently the PSY entrance is based on Michael Jackson
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@OwenSparks_ @xIronman777 @Tesla Sounds like this guy is up to no good
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@w_s_bitcoin @Rainmaker1973 Every year there's an unlisted bonus day called Purge Day. Lasts 1.25 days.
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@AOC Soooooo happy to have Captain Mark Kelly in the senate!!! We want and NEED more scientists and engineers in politics. Especially someone as intelligent and honorable as an astronaut!! So cool!!!!
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@sentdefender the heat packing
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@Rainmaker1973 It loads so slow because the developers spent all their time coding the 3d part of loading bar
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@WholeMarsBlog A little bit further back and we'd get some panel gaps.
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@NotlouisCk I fully hope you change it to @DefinitelyNotLouisCk
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@DrJimFan Tangent... AI is gonna remaster all old games. Gonna be awesome.
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Out of nowhere, revealed that @elonmusk had a daughter with Grimes -- Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, or Baby “Y” Up next: Baby "3" Baby "S" Baby "Roadster" 😂😂💯
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@stephenasmith once again suspicious that greg is Elon's alt account
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@Fox4Now I try not to make snide comments, but... He says "transparency," yet at the signing they closed off all broadcasters except Fox.
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@SethAbramson You can check the status of your ballot by googling "georgia check ballot status", clicking on the first link, then putting in your voter info on the right. Get your friends and family to check.
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@Erdayastronaut @SpaceX Starship: A story in two parts
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@SarahAlfar3 @elonmusk @GailAlfarATX @dogeofficialceo @Kristennetten @Tesla @biogirl09 @womenoftesla @1stMarsColonist @RationalEtienne Everyone's posting their Tesla belt buckles and Tesla whistles... Meanwhile I'm just here with my Tesla Fork
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@keridel @jbrowder1 @DoNotPayLaw @robinhood A lot of us got burned on AMC. Robinhood froze purchases right after the AMC dilution this morning. I put the money in prepared to lose it, but lop-siding demand like this is very questionable.
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@Teslaconomics Page 121 of McCormick's @elonmusk opinion is flat out making me mad. Basically, because Elon has performed so phenomenally in the past, he is viewed as a superstar. Therefore the judge argues, automatically, the Board can't make sane decisions. Result: the court has to decide
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@Slasher Discord is great because they release thoughtful features frequently, and have a really generous free model. If Microsoft took over, I worry that both of those things would go away.
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@ossoff Hoping Florida follows. But not holding my breath.
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@githii @crazyclipsonly "between a caress and a slap" Heck no. Priest was visibly frustrated and lashed out.
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@Extralongdokkan Sorry had to 🤣
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@Cmdr_Hadfield To clarify for everyone. The hatch would most likely close and be mostly sealed. But leaks would continuously let air out of Dragon the whole way down.
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@_dsevero I'm going to cite this work.
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