A lady in a walking group in the park walked past me today and said to her friends ‘if a dog has no purpose then you don’t need it!’. I mean how ruuuudeee is she! Mum tells me everyday she needs me and lubs me and kisses me. Miserable lady 🙄
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Well guess who’s birthday it is? Oh that’d be me! I’m 4 today. Mum bought me a little toy, I’ve already pulled his eyes out, oops 😬 I’m hoping there are lots of cuddles and treats in store, that’d be amazing! 🎂 🎈 🎉
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A big dog off a lead tried to attack me. Mum and sis tried to protect me but I was trying to protect them. Mum got bit on da hand but is okay, i is okay too. Man said it ‘had been good for 2 weeks’ so he knows it’s bad. Phoned police.
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This is NOT the face of a boy who tried to snatch a bratwurst sausage off a man at our local parks Christmas market. Not me. Nope 🌭
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Bad man was out again with his dog. Started shouting abuse at mum being very horrible and saying I’m viscious. I bark now because his dog terrorised me, he can’t just walk past and leave us alone. As you can see I’m very viscious 🙄
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Update: I hads my check up after the cancer scare, got the all clear! Yippee! Dey asked if I was my normal self and mum says if ripping up boxes and stealing slippers is normal then I certainly is. Can put it behind us at last 😁💕🐾
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What a response to miserable lady yday. Mumma says I’ve to be nice to her if we see her again cos she needs love the most. She doesn’t realise that when mum was really bad with anxiety I helped her get outside again. Heres a pic of me at 10weeks to now 😃
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I’m not well 😢 I had an upset tum and had problem with 💩, now I’ve been a bit 🤮. I’m not eating which mum says is when she knows I’m not well. Mum watching me closely and if I don’t eat soon then we off to the vet. What a start to Monday 🙄
I is watching mum verrry closely. Mum had a fall on Sunday, she fell down the stairs and smashed her nose and hurt her foot. Think she might need an X-ray. She looks like a panda 🐼 put in some calls to the zoo to see if they need a stand in 😈
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Oh I’m in big troubles pals! BIG TROUBLES! Last night coming back from our walk, I ran from boot of car when I saw a fox. Mum tried to catch me, she fell and I did my best Forest Gump and ran. Lying low today 😣
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I iz in troubles! Hoomans came back wiv da weekly shop and a can fell out da bag. Whilst dey were busy picking it up I snuck in da bag and stole the sammich meats, paper bag and all. Mum says I iz a bad boy. I says I is a winner!
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So I was playing with dad in the garden and he kicked a ball and it bounced off my head but he says no one will ever know! How’s my hair?
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It’s my birthday, 5 today! Who’d have thunk I’d be the big handsome boy I am today even though I need a bath! Not today mother! If it’s not cheese or cake I’m not interested 🎂 🎁
Oh oh I did a naughty! So mum brought the shopping home and she made mistake of putting bag on floor. Said bag had 8 slices of deli ham. Welllll I might have found it and sort of ate it, paper and all 🙊 I would say I’m sorry but I’m not, it was delicious 😋
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Pals it’s my burfday! Hitting the heady heights of 3 years old. Mumma says where has the time gone. She bought dis stoopid bandana fing 🙄 I’ve been told special dinner, treatos and maybe a new present if it arrives on time. Boy I wonder what it is 🤔 🎂 🥳
Oh pals I’m so tired! Our new neighbours are a nightmare, we been awake all night. Mum has had to put in a noise complaint. I started borking to tell them to ‘shhhhh’ but they so rude! Hope I can get a sleep today 😴
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I is a lapdog and I don’t care what anyone says. Daddy was delighted I brought him my teddy, he hadn’t seen it in about 5 mins so I thought I’d show him again 😊
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Hi pals, I been really sad. Two of my pals went over the rainbow bridge. When one went the other couldn’t go on without them so joined him shortly after. Mum and I been cuddling and kissing lots, mum says she has to hold onto me more tightly. Dougal & Mindy we miss you❤️
I has been the biggest bravest boy! My tummy didn’t get much better as I started 🤮 so I had to go to the vet. They took blood, plus I had to get a jection to stop me 🤮. I has done a lot of sleeping but I’m a little brighter today. I’ll update my results later ❤️
Big drama! Dad do a choke last night! Was eating his dinner then he ran coughing, spluttering. Oh no dad in trouble. He ran & “cough” out comes a bit of meat. I did what any dog would do, dad don’t worry, it’s okay. I ate the meat, saved him the clean up
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Pals I’m doing better, mum very relieved. I’ve had some eggs, lots of water and now I want mums toast. 💩 is back to normal. Your love really did help 🥰
Guys and gals guess what?! Mum can’t be that ill as she took me to vet for my booster. I got in and the lady did her checks then, oh I can’t say it! She said I was too chonky 😭 a whole 1kg to lose. Alas I am away to cry into my carrot sticks 🥕
It has been raining for eleventy hundred years and I’m sick of it! Mum and I have had no sun on our droopy chops, yes her chops are droopy too 😉 where in the world should we move to?
I is in trouble pals 😬 Dad was having his cup of tea wiv a cream cake, he drops a bit and lowered the plate. I might have ate a bit off da side of da cake 🙊 had to bin it, he wasn’t happy 😬
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Mum had a bad dream, woke up crying cos ppl were taking me away in the dream. I told her she may break up my treats and do a lot of blahs but I’m not going anywhere. I treated her to lots of cuddles. Here she is enjoying my company, I hated it obvs
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The deli meat aftermath! Well the ham was a bit rich so my diarumpus was back. Dad was off on holiday so I thought I’d treat him so when I needed out again, the bag the ham was in....wellll he had to pull it out my butt. 🙊 I regret nothing!
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We blocked the know it all lady, doesn’t even follow us but had to throw in her opinion. We wouldn’t mind if she knew my circumstances. Anyway thanks for sticking up for me pals, you all the best 🥰
Yeah so fink the eye drops are working just fine! It was windy and dis blew out washing basket so I took it a tour round da garden to help it air. I am da best helper ever! Don’t know why mum wasn’t best pleased 🤷🏻♀️😆🐾
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Traumatic day yday. New dog at the park, lady says as dog ran up ‘he’s so friendly, over friendly in fact’. I was with mum on lead, next minute it attacked me. Mum ended up falling over and hurt herself, flared all her MS symptoms too. We’re so fed up with irresponsible owners
Someone has been apparently terrorising the street. They jumped out the car, chased a cat into a neighbours garden & wouldn’t come out until they were dragged away. He’s white, fluffy, looks like a retriever and is called Cooper. I don’t know him 🤥
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Mum was doing her vintage photos fing and I said this picture is missing some star quality! Alas, I stepped up and made the pic a zillion times better! Mum said “ can you stop upstaging me?!” 🙊
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I have no idea who made all those wet paw marks. I did not run around crazy doing zoomies. That’s the truth! Can I have that bisquit now?
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Frens, it’s my gotcha day! Can’t believe I has been here a full year with my hoomans. Dey said I was sent from my big bruver in da sky because he knew dey needed me. Appawrently I’ve been cheeky from da start 😂🐾💕
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So mum had a word wiv me. She says “Cooper can you not be cheeky for 5 mins”. I says “sure I good boy!”. But den the couch got cheeky first trying to swallows me up so we ended up having a wrestle. I tried!
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Face of shame! I am just back from the vet after being induced to vomit because I ate a polystyrene food carton left on the path by market goers . Several hundred £’s later I’m feeling sorry for myself
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Ruh roh! I has done a naughty! Mum was puttin da washing out & I fot I’d helps so I took a pair of knickers& ran around da garden wiv em. Mum said she didn’t want neighbours knowing the colour of her unmentionables but fanks to me they does!
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So I got attacked again by a shit zu (spelling intentional) they knew it could be nippy with big dogs but had it off the lead anyway. Mum managed to clip it on the chin but owners full of apologies yet aren’t responsible! I was on a lead, it ran at me. Mum fed up with this 😡
Big mystery in da house! Momma made a sammich, she went to get somefing then sammich was gone! 😮 I mean I never even saw someone come in the kitchen beside me. It was delicious, I mean it looked lovely, shame I never got any 🤥
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Hi everyone, thanks for all your love! I really am okay, I decided to sit on dad so he could cuddle me (he is under there). Brought him my ducky as a wee present. Mums hand is less swollen now. We go on our next walk, hopefully no drama 💕
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Well who would have thunk it, it’s my gotcha day! 4 years today mum was on her way to come get me. In photos she liked the one with the brown collar. She thought there were 3 of us but I was only one left, the one with the brown collar!
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Remember the dog that attacked us & bit mums hand last year? Well we got told today it is going to court. We asking for the dog not to come to harm but the owner has to be held accountable. I get bullied too much by dogs off leads & mum has had enough 😡
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Palsssssss! I got my very own 🦖 mum said the pressure was on as everyone was waiting to see I got one. This is me new pal Rex. Can’t promise he’ll have a full set of teef very soon or a tongue but I loves him 😊
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Disaster at the park! Ppl were feeding ducks when there are signs saying don’t, hoomans are stoopid! They were on the footpath eating, I ran to get to them. 💥 Dad slipped & hit his head. Mum says he has concussion. Sorry 😞
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Mum was taking photos cos she does a vintage page fing so I thot well I know how I can improve this picture, me wiv my friend pingu 😃
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Bad man was out with his dog that attacked me. I was scared &borked, he said ‘its not like retrievers to be like that’. Mum moved me quickly on bcos she was going to lose her cool. Amazing he forgot about the part where his dog subjected us to hell 🙄
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Mum got a call from new vet about a question she asked. I has been diagnosed as cheeky and appawrently there is no cure for being cheeky so she’ll just have to live wiv it 😂
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Mama says she has to go somewhere important today so I am having a lads day wiv dad. Not sure what we’ll get up to but she said ‘you two behave, blah blah’. I always behave 😇
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Listen I know it’s raining but sloth and I want to go out and sit in it. Then we want to come back in so we can go out again. What’s wrong with that? 🤷🏻♀️
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Pallllls!!! It’s my burfday! I am 2 today 🥳 2 years of silliness, 2 years of mischief and 2 years of a whole lotta love. I sure have landed on my paws cos I got a birthday cake toy AND mum says she’s making me something yummy 🎂
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Henlo! It is very stormy wet outside, I had a look and decided unnecessary toilet breaks are off the schedule. Nothing else for it, dad will have to cuddle me alllllll day! Lucky him!
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Can we all just take a minute to remember where the shenanigans began. First day home, mums hoodie drawstring. I thought it was paghetti!
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Hi pals! Hope you all well? Been a while! Mum still not too well but I been looking after her. I felt she needed a lot of cuddles so I just plonked myself on top of her. Who needs to breathe anyway 🤷🏻♀️
Pssst! It’s me Cooper! I am doing a hide! Mum and I are playing in the garden, I did a big zoom run and hid here. She’ll never find me 🤭 🤫
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It’s sunny and I don’t plan on going in today. Been told the grass is still wet so don’t rub myself on it, you can guess what I did next 😏
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I, as chief toy tester have come to the following conclusion: deez toys are rubbish, this goodest boy deserves another. All in favour say ‘new toy’ 🧸 🙏🏻
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