My landlord just upped my rent by $300 a month so I had a little breakdown but I am back now and in the market for any curse or hex most effective against bloodsucking vampires
Can I get a picture of the mushroom from the top showing the cap?
Can I also get a couple pics from the side with full view of the stem.
Also can I get a pic from underneath showing the gills so I can pretend l'm tiny and relaxing underneath it's shade on a warm spring day..
A blowjob is actually when you put your lips on your partner’s bellybutton and blow really softly and lovingly until it makes them giggle. This is also where babies come from
Yesterday my son spilt a tub of paste all over himself. After it dried I carefully peeled it off, creating a perfect replica of him in paste form.
Today it gained sentience and “Paste boy” was born.
I only hope there is a place for him in this world
Roman marble toilet with decoration to imitate a chariot. This was found at the Baths of Caracalla in Rome and is thought to date to 2nd or early 3rd century CE. British Museum (1805,0703.224)