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went in this williamsburg coffee shop bathroom to poop and was confronted by this charming decor
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Can someone please send me one million dollars so i don’t have to work in williamsburg anymore ok thanks
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@wilbur_tweets the what???????? the huh????????????
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@catcherintheguy choose life. choose a job. choose falling in love with someone with a salt life bumper sticker on their car.
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me freshman year of college —> me senior year of college
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@texcritter i am in brooklyn I doubt you want to drive 6 hours for a poop
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🎂🆗🎧
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hard launch 💖
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities
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laundry day .. sometimes it’s fun to wear something a little ridiculous
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me when it’s my day off
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no matter how hard they try, twitter can’t rate limit my love for my friends
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8 months
not shocked that roomba company is in the weapons manufacturing business because to me robot vacuum is like three steps removed from whatever fucked up robots they’re making to murder civilians
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hot dog day
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day 1 of my big girl job :3
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just unsubscribed from indeed job feed emails
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rhythm heaven themed blowjob
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📡📼
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the word apron came from the French “naperon” after the norman conquest, when much of the English speaking population was illiterate and English was only spoken. the phrase “a napron” was misheard as “an apron” so much that it permanently changed the pronunciation of the word
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me / tree
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me at home depot
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Alex Kay
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I stop right next to you at Home Depot… what do you do?
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@person_talking @youngtiddy @neondumplin president of the united states of america
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1 year
*lois griffin voice* nine………… eleven
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creature spotted in central park
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when i turn 30 im changing my name to carolyn exclusively to make peoples lives harder
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1 year
terrible day for guys who can’t seem to find their umbrella anywhere
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under communism we will abolish taylor swift
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Grandpa
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1 year
i feel like a ghost
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3 months
why would anyone ever be afraid to walk around terminal b at laguardia
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Gabriel Groisman
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People told me to be careful walking around NYC as a religious Jew. I say, here I am. I will never cower in fear.
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Who up being a girl with male information
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sigh swoon
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i love men because they have different information , my main turn off is when a man has only female information, because i already have that. tryna see something new that i never could otherwise
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i feel like this sometimes
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one piece has gotta be the most watched anime on the train. i don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone watch an anime that wasn’t one piece on the train
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restless leg syndrome survivor
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Was going to watch One Piece on the train but then hot guy sat next to me so now I have to read an article on the political collapse in France
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i <3 my job
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i <3 taking a train directly to the beach
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that time of year..
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they should rate the difficulty of a recipe based on how hard it is to find all of the ingredients at the grocery store
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5 months
be nice or im putting you in the book digitizer your ass is getting PDFed
@internetarchive
Internet Archive
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At the Internet Archive, this is how we digitize a book. We do this so that everyone, everywhere has access to a great research library. #digitization #preservation #access
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girl who was so brave at the vet today even though they took her blood and looked at her teeth
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“contents” - a book about my purse that looks like a purse
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For an art lover like myself this place looks like a slice of heaven
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Lou
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For an art lover like myself this place looks like a slice of heaven
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“upsettingly horny” is first on the list of qualifications for being an austin powers wiki editor
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Martin
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I had to look up the Austin Powers wiki to make this joke but quickly discovered the bigger story: whoever is writing the Austin Powers Fandom wiki is upsettingly horny
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personality pics
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No Tits McGee
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Personality pics
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we’re sleepy and lazy this morning folks
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1 year
Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.
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3 months
it’s quit my job weather out today…
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2 years
sorry professor i can’t come to class today if i leave the house my kitty cat will get lonely
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Waiting for cher
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linkedin too
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@ceramicdeer OMG JEALOUS
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9 months
COUGHING BABY + HYDROGEN BOMB
@Variety
Variety
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BRADLEY COOPER + SPIKE LEE DIRECTORS ON DIRECTORS DEC. 14
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if u can read this my websites are in my bio
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grandpa appreciation post for those who celebrate
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through the darkness of future past the magician longs to see one chants out between two worlds Fire Wok Volcanic Mongolian Beef
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pratt institute
@itslaylas
Layla 🪬
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colleges where you will meet real life super villains: - columbia university - georgetown - u chicago - duke - vanderbilt - harvard - penn - stanford - john hopkins - yale
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all of this posting over the past 48 hours reminds me of when all of the girls in my middle school cross country team sat down in the middle of the football field after practice and had a debate about whether gay marriage should be legalized
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others have said it and will continue to say it but. Have any of you people actually read kafka. how does this come as a surprise
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oh!
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me every time i remember that the deli by my job gives you a free pickle with your sandwich
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dipping my fried perch into Lake Erie
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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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my bf is becoming a weeaboo for the netherlands
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her web connects them all….
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if ur in or around nyc on the 16th and you wanna see my work at the show I’m in dm me and ill send u the details!!!
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they tore down the only amtrak station in my hometown to build a convention center so naturally i think that every convention held there should have a 9/11 type situation and then they should put back the amtrak station
@harriyanna
nathalie sancoeur apologist. (toji x megara stan)
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yea, opinions about comic cons, anime cons, artist alley, conventions IN GENERAL that will have you like this
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im the boyfriend
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lil bitch
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no .. i swear i’m not a crusty white dog
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being in the room while my dad showed my mom this video on the family computer is one of my earliest memories
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accidentally poured myself the if socialism was a beer beer
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@RudyGiuliani
Rudy W. Giuliani
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Henry Kissinger was a giant of American foreign policy. No one dominated more than HENRY. Many of his contributions brilliant, courageous and historical. Some few were mistakes of judgment, like every genius will make. But there was no position he ever took where his views,
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rest in peace
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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me and my roommate/bestie did a print collab on the letterpress <3
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Columbus, Ohio
@mediterraneanAE
Mediterranean Aesthetics
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Guess the place.
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guy in front of me at the death grips concert was looking at r/lawschool. girl next to him was looking at the google images search results for “mc ride”
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loading screen tip:
@Srirachachau
Mr. Chau
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If you listen to the longer version of Cruel Angel's Thesis there's a little guitar solo in the middle
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HYPER FORCE DEER BEAM ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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she wonka on my willy till I— actually no tweet canceled
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thats where I put my bookshelf for my long books
@yeahabsolutelyy
austin
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Guys help what the fuck do i do with this space 😭
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pictured here: chicken katsu sando at the fancy grocery store my mom works at, this year’s thanksgiving leftovers sandwich (lifechanging), my go-to combo at home, breakfast sandwich
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‼️‼️
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now seated
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a dude in a tiktok called English from the 1500s “old English” and i got so mad at him i had to take a walk
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Her web connects them all…..
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Awesome 👍👍 I’m going to **** ****** 👍👍
@Gothamist
Gothamist
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Mayor Adams says the city is deploying an additional 1,000 NYPD officers to patrol the subway. The state is planning to deploy personnel to assist police with bag checks, according to a spokesperson for Gov. Hochul. Read more:
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