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i want that twink Obliterated
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SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE SAYS OH GOLLY DURING SEX
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YOURE HORNY??????? how stupid
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WHEN ARE U GOING TO HAVE A CHARACTER ARC? ARE U GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE YOUR WHOLE LIFE? CHANGE BRO.
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that’s not a fetish that’s a federal crime sir
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u fuckin ungrateful bitches i just updated this piece of shit THREE FUCKING HOURS AGO and ur ALREADY asking for an update !!! LET ME GO OUTSIDE I HAVENT SEEN SUNLIGHT OR ANOTHER HUMAN BEING FOR 15 HOURS xx author
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4 years
just ignore your depression bro you have a deadline
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i fucking HAAAATE it when authors make a note at then end like "haha sorry if its not good xD" LIKEEE FUCK YOUUUUUU ???? YOU MADE ME CRY OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE IN MY BODY AND U HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO HAHA XD ME ??????????? FUCK
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Poggers was not used correctly in this paragraph. Please revise this.
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gays existed before the bible
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UR WIFE IS GIVING BIRTH AND UR OUT HERE PLAYING POKEMON GO?? POKEMON GO TO UR CHILD MOTHERFUCKER???
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5 years
peg him if you really love him
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5 years
YOU live in a society i live in hope world
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5 years
damn i want a soulmate too the Fuck
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youre not gay youre not straight youre just a loser
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4 years
[aggressive reminder to wash your fucking hands.]
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4 years
i hope you know cottage core means no wifi
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4 years
damn just let her peg you
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4 years
no offense but can you tone down the gay
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That boy is pathetic. I would die for him.
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Bro, a death scene shouldn’t be four chapters long tf..........
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4 years
if you shove anal beads up someone’s ass and pull them out really fast, do they turn into a beyblade?
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6 years
u want to live in new york?????? as in new???? york?????? are u sure ur still gonna be liking new york when an alian invation comes???? a plague?????? fuckin thanos??????
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2 years
what a slutty way to die
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5 years
ooooh consent, thats sexy
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4 years
is that ur only skill? ur big dick? will that feed u?
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4 years
punch a cop for the vibes
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i don’t believe in straight people
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YOOO I THINK THE AUTHOR IS MY ENGLISH TEACHER LMFAOOO
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4 years
some of u didnt choose to be white ❤️ but most of u sure did choose to be a motherfucking idiot ❤️
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6 years
harry i can’t its Ramadan
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7 years
LOOL U STILL STRAIGHT IN 2017????? GTFOOO
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4 years
i literally do not care about them saving the world anymore i just want them to kiss.
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5 years
are u coughing or are u choking on ghost dick
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u have a severe case of asthma u can't suck dick
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5 years
ur talkin mad shit for a guy in bowl cut
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ppl w bad eyesight r so cute when theyre squinting at u and looking like they want to kill u but actually they just cant see shit ❤️
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5 years
what the fuck where is MY red string of fate
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5 years
not this gay shit again :|
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5 years
hello. (sorry for my bad english)
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4 years
i respect your sexuality but what i don't respect are those ugly ass pants who the fuck let you buy those
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i wouldn't be here if ao3 just made a proper app
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I have concluded that girls
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5 years
his dick emo his heart goth
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4 years
You can't solve all your arguments with sex. You are both 27, i think it's time to learn some communication skills.
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masturbation is incest with your soul
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i was told there will be milfs
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shut the fuck up and kiss me under the acid rain because this earth is shit and we're all dying at a faster rate than normal
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5 years
handsome woman cannot die because she is a woman and she is handsome
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[To the people unfollowing because i spoke about black lives matter on this account, PLEASE block me while you're at it. Good fucking riddance.]
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4 years
can u stop fucking each other for just 1 second please.
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2 years
my vagina giggled
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[did anyone notice how when ARMED white people stormed the michigan capitol building demanding the lockdown to be lifted they weren't gassed or anything but when there was a black lives matter protest it was meant with state violence ?]
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5 years
i just want everyone to keep in mind that vampire sex is basically necrophilia , think about that bella
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just a reminder for everyone that murder is not sexy
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im horny but very afraid
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5 years
hmm gay, but not gay Enough
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EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP THEY'RE TRYING TO SEX
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u really gonna fuck a dude named gerry? :/ i mean ok but :/
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NO MORE WHITE MAN
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why are you afraid of homosexuals? what's their flag gonna do?
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Are you in the right headspace to hear me tell u how much of a FUCKING FAILURE u are
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be gay do federal crime
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Wtf is a content warning just show me the penis
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THE WRITING IS PHENOMENAL! IT REALLY MADE ME WANT TO COMMIT ARSON!
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fuck me in a bathroom at comicon if ur serious
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Where is your eboy license?
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we are in fucking hell
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ONE DICK AT A TIME
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A straight person wrote this... I can actually feel the Heterosexuality coming off this story in waves
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4 years
boom clap the sound of that ass
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dude I'll fund ur whole fucking life just finish this damn fic. Please.
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oh your head hurts? its bc of that dick you’ve been sucking.
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ao3 is better
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too sad not enough horny
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not a lesbian but this is nice :)
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I think we ALL need therapy
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stop calling yourself daddy its weird u cant even take care of a plant stop
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There is nothing hot about having sex with your boss. What are you? A c*nt for capitalism?
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HOMOPHOBIC RELATIVES!!!!!!! STOP BEING RELATED TO ME!!!!!!!
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TO BE FUCKING HONEST, FUCK ALL OF U EXCEPT THE DOG.
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STOP FUCKING THE WORLD IS ENDING
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[unrelated to wattpad comments but . i want them 2 kiss]
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN INVERTED NIPPLE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN LOOK LIKE???? AN ASSHOLE???
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Hey author do you take constructive criticism. Please don't kill them.
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Hahaha so much sex... Have you guys tried to talk?
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the world is better off without edgy white guys... just a thought
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god please let me be that titty
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YOU get therapy YOU get therapy EVERYONE gets therapy
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Taemin wouldnt do this to me
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[HE'S FUCKING OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
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TAKE YOUR DAMN SEXUAL TENSION OUTSIDE THIS IS A CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD
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dont murder me you’re so sexy aha
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[a terrified but relieved but still terrified sigh of relief]
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handsome AND kind???????? hmmm sounds like a scam
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[LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
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Bro ur soulmate can’t be your employer that’s like... slavery
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