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Mortal, for now. | He/Him/His | Heterosexual 🖤🤍🖤 | Heteroromantic | ..... | Ally | Love my younger sibling || mun is 20+
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as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the heavenly court bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay. i feel like if i tell anyone i'm straight they'll get mad at me. i feel like an outcast simply for being straight. i wish the heavenly officials didn't make so many jokes
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I lied. I don't actually like sex. put your clothes back on I'm going to explain the structure and construction of ships across history to you.
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// we got new official shi wudu art but im so used to crumbs that i thought it was fanart
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‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. Wisdom from the Water Master .☽ ִֶָ ࣪ 𓂃♡⋅☁️ ˚₊‧
🩵 bestfriEND
girlfriEND
boyfriEND
it all ends...
you know what does not end? 🩵
🩷 marrying your homie 🩷
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‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. Wisdom from the Water Master ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
🩵 ladies ‼️ make his pussy wet not his eyes 🩵
Thank you for tuning in, if the Water Master's Wisdom helped you, feel free to send donations to the box below ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
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☁️ A Message from the Mod ☁️
the only strict boundary for this account is mdni, but i am still a PROSHIPPER.
you may find hints of incest here.
you WILL occasionally find lolisho and problematic smut here.
you WILL also find piss because mod can't stfu about piss.
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What is it about men who look like cats all thinking they're unlovable
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first day at gayer heavenly court i hope they dont realize im straigjt
first day at gay heavenly court i hope they dont realize im straigjt
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hm. interesting
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// good fucking luck to anyone trying to follow peishui events i got lost on the plot 3 days in
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☁️ A Message from the Mod ☁️
the only strict boundary for this account is MDNI but if you're anti-ship it's a good idea not to interact with the injured shota smut 🩵
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whoops sorry!
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omg it's literally them?
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// i hope everyone appreciates swd kissing a man for every time he says he's straight
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those strange, naked creature things on this app.... mortals have strange taste
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Apologies for the delays in answering prayers, my cat fell asleep on my lap and I can't move. Thank you for understanding.
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Hearing a lot of talk of wishing for pregnancy recently.
Before getting pregnant ask yourselves:
Do you want a child or do you have a breeding kink?
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concerned for those two's future child, if that's their uncle...
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first day at gay heavenly court i hope they dont realize im straigjt
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Putting special taxes on only gay people is homophobic, which is why this pride month we'd like to introduce the new and improved E-tax for Everyone, E standing for Equality. As a bonus, we have made it possible to file it Electronically for Ease of usage (and Ling Wen's mind).
Yqy: Well, Shidi, it’s pride month. You know what that means!
Sqh: …what?
Yqy: :)
Sqh: do you want me to file, like, gay taxes?
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why was my daughter's first word "mom" she doesn't even have a mom
.... am i the mom
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What is it about men who look like a puppy thinking you'll leave them
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AITA for evicting my tenants for refusing to pay rent?
I (806M) raised my tenants' (33F, 36M) rent by 20% this month to afford a gift for my coworkers' (817M, 817M) wedding. They refused to pay, citing rough times after the winter. They then proceeded to damage the apartment,
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//
// This is not a joke as, this is a cry for help
*turns on night we met*
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? and people wonder why i dislike you, at least my lover is alive.
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// our hua cheng got sn!ped a few days ago for in character threatening jun wu, new acc:
@_crimson__rain_
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‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. Wisdom from the Water Master .☽ ִֶָ ࣪ 𓂃♡⋅☁️ ˚₊‧
🩵 Ladies ‼️ if he says he would die for you, ask him, would he live for you? 🩵
🩵 If he would not, then, I'm sorry to say, he might not be the one 🩵
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🫢
11 --From the DMs of Pei Ming and Shi Wudu--
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☁️ mod is ia due to physical health catching up to them and also being busy with an event ☁️
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This account is FUB FREE
Which means:
Follow, Unfollow, Block freely.
Boundaries:
- Please blur sensitive images
- Jokes about cucking are fine, jokes about cheating are not
- MOD =/= MUSE
fiction and reality guys im not actually Shi Wudu irl
more to be added in the future
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You cannot be just two straight men in a committed relationship anymore, because of woke.
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why is general ming guang retweeting our ship together on the mortals website
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why am i in this picture
I had a vision but forgive me if this has already been done
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@god_of_babygirl
“Ming Guang.” he spoke up abruptly, trying to rip his own hand away from the man's neck, but it was held there tightly by him. “What are you doing?”
Pei Ming opened his mouth to speak, so he quickly shut him up with his other hand.
“Don't answer that,” he looked around them+
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Would you love Pei Ming if he was a moth? — If he was to be turned into a moth, it would be surprising, but I would try my best to be understanding. Moths aren't hard to keep as pets, but... he's not a pet, to me. Would he be able…
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‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. Wisdom from the Water Master .☽ ִֶָ ࣪ 𓂃♡⋅☁️ ˚₊‧
🩵 It's not a good idea to dismiss symptoms that make your life worse 🩵
🩷 "But it's normal!" 🩷
🩵 ...The normal pain level is 0 🩵
🩷 Do you really want to find that out when it gets Too Much? 🩷
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// accidentally texted pm mod without the //
have exclusive angst
....He is too thin faced to say that he loves me and there are a rare few places where the array wouldn't work...where are you shui-xiong, I'm worried
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‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. Black Water Arc .☽ ִֶָ ࣪ 𓂃♡⋅☁️ ˚₊‧
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black water sinking ships should've finished the job. why does this have 25 likes.
as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the heavenly court bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay. i feel like if i tell anyone i'm straight they'll get mad at me. i feel like an outcast simply for being straight. i wish the heavenly officials didn't make so many jokes
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Somewhere in the mortal realm, Shi Wudu's ear itched, like he was missing an important discussion that he would've liked to be a part of.
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why did a follower send this to me
Eastern white pine tree absolutely oozing sap
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getting harassed on the mortals internet is not something i expected
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pei-xiong fell asleep on me and i can't get him off
please send help he is snoring directly into my ear
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// a second plane has just hit the beefleaf tower
He Xuan felt somewhat empty after watching the coffin, with the half-dead Water Master in it, float away. He knew, he wasn't able to seek the peace he wanted now and he knew that he wasn't able to see Qingxuan again after what he's done. She loved her brother too much. +
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fancy sleeping robe, he said...
then why is he almost naked???
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hello would you be interested in being my deputy instead? terms are negotiable
@_xuanzhen_
I know how to make aphrodisiac chocolates that have a good placebo effect and I know how to decompose dead bodies faster
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started reading that manhwa pei-xiong recommended, but, i did not check the tags....
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oh so you're STUPID stupid
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why is everyone suddenly asking me this
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He knew he was not supposed to name the child yet, lest misfortune befall them just like what happened to his brother, but upon setting his eyes on the child a name naturally came to his lips.
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he's acting mad on the other side of the living room but keeps secretly glancing over at the puzzle, making funny faces and everything
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another day of hearing out endless prayers why won't the people go to black water instead i heard he needs money
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Today in the mortal realm a man who looked like a hamster called me cucumber bro and then the real one beat him up with a fan while yelling something about that it's not gay with socks on
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can't two heterosexual men just be friends anymore?
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BRUTAL MURDER?
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NOOOOO
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// mod is going to be a bit more ia due to real life
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@generaInanyang
well sorry for not making assumptions about other people's private lives i guess
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@god_of_babygirl
The once dignified water master bared his neck for easier access, still laughing.
“What should I do with you, hmm?” He spoke into the darkness and petted his hair, already planning what to do with him. “So needy.”
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// rate my bio on a scale of 1 to qi rong in a dress
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i was well rested and not sick until my cat decided to lay down on my stomach
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.....
the first 2 words you stop on will define your july 🤍
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When the Water Master ran out after him, he knew exactly which spots to check.
Maybe witnessing the man's past affairs wasn't for nothing, after all.
He found Pei Ming at the entrance to the Palace of Ling Wen, trying to break in, only a note of her absence on the palace doors.
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@watermasterwudu
*playing with the hem of his robes playfully* come to think of it.. I've never seen you as a child shui-xiong
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goodnight everypony i hope by the time i wake up those two will have gotten back together otherwise im going to steal fx's cat
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I miss them (Pei-xiong and Ling Wen)
your D cup Breasts are a putrid display of opulence, while my A cups (of Which i am NOT insecure about!!) show dignity , nobility, a refined and Modest way of Life.
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i dont want to watch the new mlp but i dont want to rewatch the old one either
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(// this is a totally real photo yup)
look who i found curled up together 🥺
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// peishui: im CRYING. you made me CRY.
peishui mods: baby
peishui: this is NOT the time for pet names
peishui mods: No im calling you a baby
peishui mods: im insulting you
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‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. Thank you for tuning in, if the Water Master's Wisdom helped you, feel free to send donations to the box below .☽ ִֶָ ࣪ 𓂃♡⋅☁️ ˚₊‧
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When Shi Wudu departed from heaven, it was not under the cover of the night. He did not care to don a disguise for the mission, or tell anyone except those two people.
It mattered not who he passed, who became a witness.
No one stopped him when he entered the palace of+
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I had a dream where pei-xiong asked me about... a sock shrine?
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// lmfao let's make fun of swd together
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☁️ A Message from the Mod ☁️
☁️ As thanks for your continued support, Mod has prepared a surprise event
☁️ For the duration of the event the Water Master cannot see your prayers, or be reached through any of the communication arrays
☁️ Please enjoy this special event!
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suspicious lack of rumors in the heavens recently
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