as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the heavenly court bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay. i feel like if i tell anyone i'm straight they'll get mad at me. i feel like an outcast simply for being straight. i wish the heavenly officials didn't make so many jokes
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“Ming Guang.” he spoke up abruptly, trying to rip his own hand away from the man's neck, but it was held there tightly by him. “What are you doing?”
Pei Ming opened his mouth to speak, so he quickly shut him up with his other hand.
“Don't answer that,” he looked around them+
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as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the heavenly court bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay. i feel like if i tell anyone i'm straight they'll get mad at me. i feel like an outcast simply for being straight. i wish the heavenly officials didn't make so many jokes
He Xuan felt somewhat empty after watching the coffin, with the half-dead Water Master in it, float away. He knew, he wasn't able to seek the peace he wanted now and he knew that he wasn't able to see Qingxuan again after what he's done. She loved her brother too much. +
He knew he was not supposed to name the child yet, lest misfortune befall them just like what happened to his brother, but upon setting his eyes on the child a name naturally came to his lips.
Today in the mortal realm a man who looked like a hamster called me cucumber bro and then the real one beat him up with a fan while yelling something about that it's not gay with socks on
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The once dignified water master bared his neck for easier access, still laughing.
“What should I do with you, hmm?” He spoke into the darkness and petted his hair, already planning what to do with him. “So needy.”
When the Water Master ran out after him, he knew exactly which spots to check.
Maybe witnessing the man's past affairs wasn't for nothing, after all.
He found Pei Ming at the entrance to the Palace of Ling Wen, trying to break in, only a note of her absence on the palace doors.
your D cup Breasts are a putrid display of opulence, while my A cups (of Which i am NOT insecure about!!) show dignity , nobility, a refined and Modest way of Life.
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peishui mods: baby
peishui: this is NOT the time for pet names
peishui mods: No im calling you a baby
peishui mods: im insulting you
When Shi Wudu departed from heaven, it was not under the cover of the night. He did not care to don a disguise for the mission, or tell anyone except those two people.
It mattered not who he passed, who became a witness.
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