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Olympics with no trim is insane.
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@LylesNoah
reporting LIVE from Team USA’s boat 🇺🇸
📺:
@NBCOlympics
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@peacock
#ParisOlympics
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#OpeningCeremony
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Women when the waiter gets their man order wrong vs when the nail tech fucking up their nails live
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Me outside the primary school gate telling Rihanna Lil man a snowcone is $60.50:
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Top 2 Confidence boosters in life :
2. An old woman saying you’re handsome
1. Passing the look back test😂
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“Everything is happen for a reason man”
Bajan euphemism for “boy i dont know what the fuck to tell you”
Rihanna on Sha’Carri Richardson‘s Olympic suspension: “It really does suck. You know, but all is not lost. Everything happens for a reason.“ Last night via
@247PAPSTV
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Wa the spliff do?😭
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Faluma Ding ding ding
Palacala ding
Sco po tu mana
Suck alla yuh madaa
Ding ding ding
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Man write this like my Common entrance story composition
A car and a truck collided with a loud booming crash this evening along Harbour Road, St Michael.
A baby’s screams soon pierced the air and people in the vicinity rushed to see what had happened. A man, a woman and a baby were in the car, while the truck was driven by a man.
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Confession:
I can’t stop reading the LL.B behind y’all name as Lemon Lime Bitters.
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Volcanic ash grey and silt like
Somebody burning stuff out by you😭
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yall shouldn’t underestimate what I would do to drink rum with my friends
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If I go to my child sports day and he come last, I leaving
Run home in preparation for next yr
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All of these tweets about browny mistreatment and he come from a nice, middle income, two parent household?
Swear Brownman from the trenches
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Imagine going school with Rihanna son and the PTA keep booking Gabby and Adrian Greene for the last day concert
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Was leaving home to go for a run, stepped outside, saw the Netflix poverty filter, turned around before I choke🙃
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And I int getting no yute cause if I on my last $20 and the choice is between formula and a ribs and chips...I will ask for extra sauce
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I would pay good money to get my tap running with coconut water
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Those 5 seconds of bursting flavor caused our generation to constantly chase such euphoria by engaging in meaningless sex and the use illicit drugs. In this essay I...
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Mia is do these conferences like she trying to reach a word count
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Old people running govt can’t even create a shared google doc and telling me bout digital embassy😂
A consultant gonna rob them blind with no guns, only jargon
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Them was on the bus crawl spitting in each other mouth??????
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You better count your motherfucking days with this talk.
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Mia see my bank account and call of Valentines Day...she really does care
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Wuh the zess ain’t no secret...you could come if you want
Barbadians are being warned by Government’s COVID-19 Public Advisor, David Ellis, not to plan any secret parties, limes or private entertainment events over the Independence weekend, or even during the Yuletide season.
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Woman make up a fake conversation just to tell the tl she fuck alkaline
I love this app😂😂😂
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To my mother this isn’t a natural disaster but an attack on her cleaning ability
This ash is a test, one that she plans to pass by mopping every 5 hrs
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Xcel: * puts effort into production, props and acting*
Bajans: “lol”
Lord zenn: *opens his mouth to speak*
Bajans:
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For 6k a month Emerald City would have to give me the emeralds
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I knew that sounded familiar
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Bajan women when they dealing with 2 men who is scrimmage together:
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Do not look an old person in their eyes if you see them arguing in public.
You are now the audience and gotta do constant head nods and "Yea man i feel you"
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You be calling an old person by one name all your life and it’s only when you go to their funeral and read the program you find out what their real name is😂😂😂
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I Would start thief too
All my years and I Never hear a man say “that fete gine be hard, Kirk Brown playing”
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Every time I meet a woman that know about club cricket I just chuckle cause Ik what that means😭
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Somewhere in Barbados a man int eat cause he don’t know where he woman went between 11pm and 6am
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Idk what y’all talking about but the only Jamaican beef we entertain comes in this
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Black kartel...rt for good luck
Vybz Kartel & The Late Great Rt.Honourable Prime Minister David Thompson.
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Most of Y’all don’t got license...gine hold a fun run?😭
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Same one
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Warning❗️: Bajans will gas you and then let you fall to the floor. Do not. I repeat, DO NOT bring this to Crop Over
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Mia could pass a law executing everybody over 65 and 5 accounts on here gonna tell us look at the bright side....she saving insulin
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So I stepped in the kitchen one day and said
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Grown ass niggas revving cars in a gas station on a random Saturday
Go and start a family lemme find a parking space yc
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When I was in primary school I ask Sir Garry for an autograph at cricket and he say let he enjoy his beer in peace
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Can’t restart the router but want to restart the economy?☹️
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I be using y’all life stories to show my mother how good of a son I am🤞🏾
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Word?
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White ppl would go to war behind their dog
If it was me Spot gotta see Christ
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Starting a new job and having to feel out the employees to see which one cool is a skill in itself
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“Real thugs never figet the Bayland”
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China when they realise the world is going back to normal:
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They flaming her but we all know at least 5 tables in Champers had this exact interaction when she walked in😭😭😭😭
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Aquatic center
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I putting diesel in the car from now on. And it better adapt.
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Send up gas again and i robbing people to Jackie Opel
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Women one week into their $350 hairstyle:
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One thing bout Bajans boy
Them gine pitch a tent and sell a Friday food....and it gine hit hard ic.
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75 dollars in Chefette?
Why not 75 dollars in stock?
This is why black Barbadians will always be at the BOTTOM
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Medium? Everyone knows fine point is the only acceptable pen to use
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A student somewhere entering final year and never went to Uwi carnival😂😂😂😂😂
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Can’t believe ppl openly pretend to dislike coconut water
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Nigga like me would start a new brand account and my first tweet would be:
Not sure how to navigate this twitter platform
Looking for like-minded progressive persons to follow✌🏾
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real elders is call it Bartel 😂😂😂
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Twitter told me apply even if I don’t meet the requirements
just applied to be the Director of the CDB...fingers crossed🤞🏾🙏🏾
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Gonna change my WhatsApp to a business account when I’m about to die and set an automated response
When y’all msg “say it ain’t true bro😢”yuh gonna get “I in Cuba, don’t say anything”
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Seeing a man trudging through floodwaters with his daughter and first instinct is to record while you drive past...heart freeze over
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Muted will and saw a tweet that said Willard...I’m losing this fight
Fair to make jokes
Fair to defend his wife
What’s not fair is I have to mute 30 words so this doesn’t overrun my tl for a week
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Can’t connect to wifi but want to connect with the youth?
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Wuh that waffle had to be eating good if they only remember a pic halfway in
Stop acting like the isolation we putting them in is a 5 start hotel....this what folks be eating up there 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Beach crabs Monday night when they hear clapping for the first time in months:
* THERE WILL BE NO CURFEW ON MONDAYS, TUESDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS.
* 11PM-5AM CURFEW ON THURSDAYS, FRIDAYS, SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS.
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I know toaster oven nuggets when I see it
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I can’t explain it but these pictures look Jamaican
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Ik Dave home saying he real name is David so they don’t mean he
Dave Best, Paul Altrum and Nigel Hall.
Contact Superintendent Colonel John Nurse
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Personally, if I spent 30k to do a msc in tourism management for things like this to happen on my head I would riot
But I didn’t so it’s cool 😂
Rorrey Fenty appointed to BTMI board
#meandmynation
#yournewsyourtimeyourway
#ilovemynation246
#nationbarbados
#Nation246
#Barbados
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I can’t be living where these people vacation...I refuse to believe it’s the same place
I in Bim while they visit Barbádeaux
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A horn is a horn even it is soft....don't let these women trick you and say it was only a kiss
Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other
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Yea I at the next zelle fs
This is the second person to ignore all responsibilities to go to this zess
That’s a place I simply have to be
Not u owe my friend money and gone zele looking like top class I thought u was broke ?
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tbh bajans underestimate how rare it is for us to be able to walk anywhere at anytime very normally
no cost of living difference replaces that peace of mind
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I does watch Bajan olympians like a girlfriend watching scrimmage
Don’t really know wtf going on, don’t even expect nothing much, but I glad to be here 😂😂😂
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ignoring qeh slander cause bags under eyes and tired braids aside, 70% of the doctors be bad bitches
Don’t bother bout that scalpel you forget in my leg baby, the body does purge itself
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Security man tell she:
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This blackout making me realise why them old people had so much children fr
Only thing there was to do in them times was breed or play hearts wdr
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This Euphoria school ain’t got no guidance counselor wdr?
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