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Lover of Whiskey. I have a love/hate relationship with Houston sports. I cuss too much, so be it. Some of my content is NSFW. Not a suggested follow

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Meme checkpoint 🤣 Drop em here
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“I should have kept the Houston Astros name out of my mouth” #WeAreTexans
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Bolivar Ferry- Galveston, Texas
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The Myles Straw: Devo Strut #TakeItBack
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Aaron Judge lost the Gold Glove to Myles Straw
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Houston Texans beat the fake ass Houston Oilers/ Titans #WeAreTexans
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Welcome back, King
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Source: The #Astros are expected to recall UTIL David Hensley
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Streets of Houston after the Texans signed DeMeco Ryans to be their new Head Coach #WeAreTexans
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Sean Payton told Colin Cowherd that the Texans were a dysfunctional organization & couldn’t even get a Zoom call right. Demeco Ryans was hired and might win COTY with a ROTY QB1 #WeAreTexans
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Machete let Judge know he dgaf 😂 #ForTheH
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I’d like to thank all the fans that were cheering “Fuck Altuve” & “Cheaters” all year for propelling the Houston Astros to their 3rd World Series in 5 years. You guys are a special kind of fan. Bless y’all’s heart #ForTheH
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I don’t know how the 2023 postseason ends or the future but I’m so thankful to be present for the Golden era of Houston Astros baseball. Blessed . It’s surreal to know the team I grew up thinking might never get over the hump now is a juggernaut dynasty that people love to hate
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Alex Bregman betting on himself in a contract year
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Alex Bregman is 3 for his past 24. He is hitting .205 with a .561 OPS after his first 89 plate appearances.
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2 years
How you like them 🍎🍎
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4 years
$600 Stimulus $2000 Stimulus
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Dear Houston, Please tune in & give this young Rockets team a chance. They are fun to watch! There’s a lot disinterest around the City for a multitude of reasons from some folks but in my humble opinion, this new generation of Rockets talent has a chance to be special. 🚀
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5 years
FS1 video keeps glitching, anyone else having that issue?
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Mike Trout just said Alex Bregman won the NFL Fantasy league where Joc Pederson got slapped by Pham lmao
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I literally love Alex Bregman #TakeItBack Calling our all the Twitter hitting coaches 😂🙌
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3 years
Welcome back Springer #ForTheH
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2 years
Houston Texans considered racist for firing two consecutive African American coaches while the following teams have not had Black non-interim head coach: Bills, Patriots, Ravens, Titans, Jaguars, Seahawks, Commanders, Giants, Saints, Falcons, Panthers, Rams & Cowboys. 🤔
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Rockets 😃 🚀🤘
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Straight Outta Venezuela #ForTheH Luis Garcia
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In the mood for some real authentic Mexican food
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Lake Houston, Texas
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@Sneak_Tester You run across me Brother & I’ll buy you a beer 🍻 Go Astros!
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Hey @astros let’s do this again but this time let’s do it for Jose Abreu’s bat 🙏
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🫡 Thank You, Hannah McNair #WeAreTexans We know who’s been vocal about wanting a culture change
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Winter storms have really brought out the beauty of Galveston, Texas
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Going for the Dairy Queen fit
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Texas Rangers Insider
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Laying out my outfit for tomorrow like it’s the 1st day of school
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3 years
I’m jealous af of the Bengals… Houston NFL football has never
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5 years
Hey guys, the Astros won but let’s hear about how the Yankees lost. @FS1 really needs to fix this BS. Pathetic. The Number 1 seed is Houston. Yankees are a damn good squad but to pretend like the Yankees are all world & Astros have done“Just enough” is just an awful look for MLB
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I don’t typically like when people mess with the “Be Someone” graffiti but this is the exception
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Who did this?
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Texas Rangers unveiled new Championship statue outside of Globe Life Park today and it’s huge
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Cavan Biggio picked off of 1B by Miley & Craig Biggio had the most disappointed Dad face ever!!! 😂🤣😂
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Speaking of Twoston 🚀 some of y’all weren’t around or too young to remember how fun those Clutch City Rockets teams were.
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Now that Hinch, Cora, and Beltran have been fired, I’d like to see Jim Crane reverse course and rehire all three along with Jeff Luhnow. Grow a back bone and don’t let the big markets dictate how you handle your business. Should have forced a third party investigation on all MLB.
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Biggest game in Houston Texans history today. I don’t know what to expect. Texans have never won a divisional round game. Is this the year? I feel weird personally, I’m not really amped or nervous. I should be but I think I’m too guarded. Houston fan syndrome has a grip on me.
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Andre Iguodala getting clowned by his current teammates is well deserved. Take a guy like CP3, you think he was happy after being traded? Nope. Still the ultimate professional and has been leading his team. Love of the game > Ego
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I’d watch a Married with Children reunion
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2 years
Angels fans already hoping the giveaway prize tomorrow will be fentanyl
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MLB: Stealing signs is bad for some clubs Also, MLB: We are honoring a movie about Shoeless Joe Jackson of the Chicago Black Sox & the timeless tradition of cheating in its sport
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Is this Heaven? ⚾️🌽 #MLBatFieldofDreams
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@BallySportsCIN Only Houston gets punished for league wide issues. Been known
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🗣 “cHeAtErS” #ForTheH
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Astros No-Hitter 🙌
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OMG!!! Cruuuuuz!!! #TakeItBack
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It’s BEER 30 somewhere
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Desmond King on top of Joe Flacco #WeAreTexans
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Chopped and Screwed #ForTheH 🤘
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Houston vs Seattle #LevelUp
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@MLBMetrics Astros Postseason started with a bang & ended with the 🏆
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Reminds me of simpler times. Who remembers the .59 cent/.79 cent/ .99 cent menu. Me & the crew used to wreck shop for less than $5
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Games 1 & 2 of the 2021 World Series will be played in Houston, Texas. Still awaiting word from @MLB on if road games will be in Atlanta or Colorado? #ForTheH
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Do you want to see Kobe Bryant as the NBA logo?
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Correa has had the biggest set of balls all season, not shocking that he’s killing it today. Talks the Talk. Walks the Walks
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Guy I work with posted this yesterday. This is next level petty but I laughed
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Houston Texans fans that were wanting to support JJ Watt & Deandre Hopkins (inured) in their playoff game tonight w/ the Arizona Cardinals are being treated with some full circle cruel shit with yet another disappointing & scoreless outing by their players new team lmao
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Machete quoting UFC’s Poirier after the game… “Karma’s not a bitch, it’s a mirror”. Love this Man! #ForTheH
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Oakland A’s right fielder, Rooker is a good dude. Throws balls to kids every inning. Talks with fans. Class act in a game where his team isn’t performing too well
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I’m not a fan of the mass exodus in the 9th inning either. Happens all the time & I wish more people would worry less about the traffic. It’s a bad look
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Gerrit Cole said he was trying to tell fans not to leave in 9th inning.
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Houston Astros have the best logo in MLB. Debate your Mom. Save the trash can jokes. IDGAF #ForTheH
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Gerrit “Representative of myself” Cole got pulled after 2 innings pitched 😂💀 I can’t wait to hear his pipsqueak voice after the game. Dude cost Astros big games in 2018 & 2019
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In a year that I’ve often felt sorry for myself, alone, betrayed, scared, & uncertain I’m thankful to report that I’m 100% healed from both the brain aneurism & the spinal fusion 🙌 Thank you God & for those that stood by my side.
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The super negative Astros tweets are funny to me. I’m frustrated by a few things too but damn the world did not end today, nor the season. Today sucked. Work sucked. Astros sucked. My Allergies suck. You know what though, I’ve spent last few hours w/ my Daughter. Life is good 🙌
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Odds to win the AFC
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Miss Arlington
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Caption this
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4 years ago today vs Now I’m both proud & disgusted of myself.
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I love #TeamCorrea Biggest turnaround In likability in franchise history and they legitimately did it their way. Slander free Zone in my book.
@trboxing
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No baseball? No problem. 😎 @TeamCJCorrea staying SHARP. 💥
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Houston Astros have a non-white Catholic throwing out the first pitch to upset the Boston Racists even more
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Sister Mary Catherine throwing out the ceremonial first pitch tonight before game six of the ALCS
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Bucket list ✅
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Joe Smith 🔥🔥🔥 What a great 8th inning 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #TakeItBack
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Bregman is a triple away from the cycle! He will never get it because he’s slow af & takes a thousand steps per 90ft but it’s still impressive
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Yesterday I volunteered for the vaccine trials (covid-19) The vaccine was created in Russia. I wanted to let y'all know that it’s completely safe! So far, иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши
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Hader intro 🔥
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This game is proof of why as much as I love October baseball it is a very hard thing to watch when you’re invested. I’ve had quite a few drinks, ate an entire pizza, been pacing in my living room like crazy, been exposed w/ a bad take & lost some days off of my life with nerves.
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I’m going to miss Tony Kemp. We cheer for a team full of great guys & it’s hard losing any of them. It’s really a bummer to have to say goodbye to such a great human.
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The Astros will designate Tony Kemp for assignment when they activate Carlos Correa tomorrow, sources tell The Athletic.
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Local icon Mattress Mack has done more for the Houston community than most but some of the same people that heralded him during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey are now allowing the fact that he aligns differently than them politically to dictate their current views of him.
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Before everyone starts talking about the announcers on this AppleTV Astros vs Rangers telecast, I’d like it to be known that I do like probability %, different camera angles, etc. that they bring to the table.
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🚨 Rookie QB Watch 🚨 CJ Stroud 259 yards in 1st half Will Levis 38 yards in 1st half Bryce Young 48 yards in 1st half #WeAreTexans
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Bregman fucked around & got a Triple Double
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Just knocked out a mobile refi on my house. Saving over $500 a month on the mortgage and dropped from a 5.25% to a 3% interest rate 🙌 Thankful & Blessed!
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Still Tippin' On Four Fours 🎶
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@Buck Your Altuve G6 walkoff call was absolutely amazing! Will be listening to that one for a long time! Thank you
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@J_Castro15 one of the last to wear the Orange Lid (unfortunately) to the 2022 Championship Trophy, best of luck to you going forward 🫡
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Looks like someone put wheels on the new Texas Rangers Stadium.
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Cybertruck at Giga Texas
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I got a text this morning that a Buddy from work passed away from a motorcycle accident. Besides being in absolute shock my heart hurts for him & his family. Let it be a reminder that nothing is guaranteed & to hold your loved ones tight today if you can. RIP Jimmy
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MMP was one of my favorite places to take Mikki because she was free to be as loud & have as much fun as she wanted. Seeing that video today of the lady possibly yelling at the little girl broke my heart.
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Dubon HR today 🙌 (batting practice)
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I wish Cal McNair would sell the Houston Texans. I appreciate Bob bringing football back to H-Town but you gotta know when to fold em.
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New Astros cup is complete
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I keep hearing a lot of people discuss how politicians & government should have been better prepared but let me be real honest with everyone... I should have been better prepared too. I like to look at myself first & there are so many things I shoulda, coulda, woulda done better
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Just to be clear, I cheer for Houston teams only on the professional level and will not cheer for a division rival, especially an in state rival. ⚾️ 🏀 🏈
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Dodgers fans cheering for an injured Springer is pretty horrible.
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I’ve seen countless Astros players hugging all over AJ Hinch in recent days along with other Detroit players... so how is contact tracing not in effect for the Tigers?
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Scott Servais was voted most likely to be mistaken for the Buc-ee’s logo
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Win or Go Home! Game 5 ALDS Astros have their first Do or Die situation of the season. Nothing & I mean nothing is guaranteed. I’m excited. I’m nervous. I’m hopeful. I’m confident. I’m scared I’m not ready for Astros to be over Good luck 👍 🤞 🙏 #TakeItBack
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If we are going back to losing all the time we should bring back Tal’s Hill & do it with some flare. #ForTheH
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