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the adobe business model is like the complete opposite of what keith haring was about lmaooooo
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going to a teddy bears picnic party tomorrow 🧸 (not pictured: my teddy)
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forgot to post this one. feelin myself in the bathrooms after gettin that good good brunch last weekend
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teaching rural workshops all this week and im staying in an old house by myself and i have all the lights on cos its scary. also i haven't had a haircut for 2 months lol ✂️✂️
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glasses are an instant buff to charisma tbh.. old pic to demonstrate the power of glasses 👓
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i dont want to think about my birthday but i DO want to think about the hotel night we have booked for my birthday 😇
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i kissed a lot of boys this week and my uni work suffered for it but it was all totally worth it 😇
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haven't posted anything thotty in a hot minute and i'm in a good mood and it's late so
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attempted swimming laps after gym and i am incredibly unfit lmao
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being gay is when you sit in bed eating cinnamon toast churros scrolling through a million dicks
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posting this here for no reason. Still dont have an alt..
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first day back at the gym in months. feelin a lil big 😳🍖
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meant to be going to a saltburn themed party tonight, but might just have a bath and a beer instead
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ok fuck a circles. Hi everyone happy new year bb, here's a tummy 💕
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one more uni class, one more D&D, one more art class and then JAPAN!!!
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I didn't fully appreciate it at first, but maybe I need to re-enter my trucker porn stache era...
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melbourne tomorrow!!!! was gonna be a southern hibearnation trip but we didnt realise it sold out months ago lol. so its a tophie and taco bell and mantitties trip 🌮✈️
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just remembered why i dont wear this shirt any more 😐 (i have a whole day of button popping ahead of me)
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long day, end of the night, full belly of pink cupcakes 🧁
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this fairy floss juggalo drink is top tier. vanilla cherry dr pepper level good.
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belly is bursting after a june thanksgiving turkey feast....now off to melbourne! (here during southern hibearnation even tho we didnt get tickets to anything lol 🐻💦🦃)
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if anyone asks i am totally getting all my work done and not just sitting here wiggling my toes at cute messages
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i had such a good bday weekend, yum food and seeing friends i hadnt seen for ages (and meeting new friends too) and getting my tummy out. Kinda not ready to be (bleep) years old tho. Here's drunk me and responsible tired tophie 🍹🧃
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i dont think im ever getting circles at this point. good christian content only.
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regret to inform you that i haven't shaved off the beard into dirty trucker handlebars as I've been teaching kids workshops and I would like to stay employed. unfortunately right now, it's giving Dad
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someone stop me from drunk eating this whole bag of kebab doritos at 11pm on a weeknight 🌯
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had to put gym on hold for a couple months cos i havent had any time to go, and the tummy is tummying lately 😵💫
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ok ive been growing out my fuzzy cheeks for a couple weeks cos im going as the wolfman for a "classic costume" halloween party, but now im worried it looks too scruffy for tomorrow ???
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maybe i gotta give this look another shot
Been a while since i did one of these but
Can everyone show me their hottest moustache pic plz? K thx
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also tonight was my friends bday and she loves yellow so i went yellow on yellow on yellow 💛
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wanted a huge night n basically had 2 Dads tellin me to go to bed 😠
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my lil furnace is back in melbourne already so im posting this again
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real big boy hours (too big n sweaty to sleep, too drunk to b fully awake)
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kind of a crime that everyone i know wears glasses and i have been burdened with 20/20 vision
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i have an irrational fear that someone is just always casually carrying out pigs blood and if they see me wearing this at the bus stop I'm gonna get Carrie'd
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the gig i just went to...............mind melted. that was nuts 💥
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had the loveliest, nicest,best time with friends tonight for bday drinks. Literally exactly what i needed, friends are everything, i have to be up for work in 6 hours but i dont care
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sorry to double suit selfie but i was feeling my goats with this one
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Super mario baby.. Super fucking Mario!!!! (and humphrey B bear)
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i wore tophie's old glasses out last night so no one would notice my puffy allergy eyes and i think it worked 😬🤓
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look, its not a good photo but the library lighting was too good and i never use the front facing camera so
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Alright, first time at the gym in 10 years. No idea what I'm doing! But i made it, bitch!!
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my whole life at the moment is analyzing peer reviewed journals and sweating so much i leave puddles everywhere 🙃💦
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rocking up to this guys house with my backpack cos i gotta print stuff off at the library later. its giving first day of school.. :/
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unintentionally matched my jumbo socks to my miffy tote today 🐇
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been finishing up a mural all week so we got a bit rowdy last night (i got this tie and shirt combo for $1.50 so i could ditch my paint clothes)
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