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Love how everyone collectively concluded that she is wife material just from these two pics 💀😂
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@WhitneyGrenaway
@DailyLoud
You can still rap about killing people just don’t actually kill people 🤷🏾♂️ or kill people but don’t rap about it 🤔
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Just went on a date… really should have just sent moms mari yegrocery
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Mugabe didn’t tell Blair to keep his England and we keep our Zimbabwe just to be disrespected because Jay Z complained about not get a shout out for rhyming
Black Americans are the only Black People on Earth that call out White Supremacy!
Africans , Afro Latino’s, Caribbean’s , Afro Europeans please look, listen and learn something!
#GRAMMYs
#JayZ
#beyonce
#TaylorSwift
#FBA
#GRAMMYs2024
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The only family heirlooms I got were anxiety nedepression
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Caicedo
Toney
Guehi
You have £200m to spend and the scouting team has shortlisted the following targets.
Rice/Caicedo = £100m.
Toney/Vlahovic/Højlund = £60m
Guehi/Mount/Kudus/Lavia = £50m
Frasneda = £25m
Another player of choice in the 0- £20m range
How would you spend it?
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Nobody who makes money from actual business has this much time to teach you about business. Hope that helps
I wish if i was financially equipped to buy tickets for focused entrepreneurs who can’t afford because this is a must attend. YOU DONT WANT TO MISS IT !!!
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One thing I have learnt in this app, a gent gets attention and all the gents will comment and be like “thank you for giving me kidney bro”. A hun gets attention and all the Huns will either research and say things like this or just straight hate her.
Unpopular opinion: Mrs “current wife material” trending on this app is a single mother YouTube blogger. Do not put yourself under pressure please 🙏
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Got to be this
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Somewhere in Austria, nestled in the Alps
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Anytime Dom touches nos you know you about to see some insult to physics
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@richsibling
Do better. You don’t have to like his music for you to feel bad that 25 year old you know has passed on. You really should do better
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@LC32MCFC
@CeaserCicero
@MadridXtra
@diarioas
We can name 3 other teams with better players that can’t win it 🤔 pride matters mate
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🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼
Zim🇿🇼 nationals, Quote this tweet with your face 🤗 Please don't air me😄
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We date so many people and so often it’s the wrong people, so by the time you meet the right person, you have become the worst version of yourself and now you just praying and hoping they see through it and stick by you.
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Tambudzai’s Secret >>>> Victoria’s Secret
Imagine coming back home after a hectic day to see my babe wearing this. I’ll fall on my knees and cry.😭
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Tell a hun you broke and things are tough and she will still text to confirm if we still going on holiday next month 😩😭
Men are so disgustingly mean when they going through shit. Make you not even want to be there for them.
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Managers before SAF, wondering why there are supporters sitting so close to them
You’re mad!
SAf through that team pioneered squad rotation and having a pool of strikers. Changed the way managers look at doing it today and achieving success.
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the police officer is the least surprising part of this clip
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@grey_Oasis
@izzallgoodman
@Givenkazeni
Slowing down already fast phones to increase battery life though so I guess win win
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He called his dad’s PA while we were in a chain butchery and handed the phone to a random cashier and they emptied out the register
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I need to him to leak his successful DMs I need to know the ratio on how many times “you so fine” works
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Rules for Twitter. Never start beef with the following people :
1. An ex
2. Anyone whose DM you were in, on any app
3. Anyone who has seen you naked or crying
This is rather odd.
You’ve been in my DMs since 2020. When I would post my boyfriend from when we started dating him and I(2021), you would tell me how painful it is for you to watch but congratulate me.🤭
I’m with him NOW and he doesn’t know you from a grain of salt.
Have fun
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The Gent The Totem
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“Heeee I want to smasheee”
What Zimbabwean moment of chaos lives in your head rent free?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@S_Harudzibwi
Everyone on here tries to invalidate people’s experiences. You dont chose to move to Europe with your heart very few love it here but we all understand why we are here and that we have to be here
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Bullying >>>
guuuys !! 😭♥️ i just dropped another banger 😭🔥 i call it Sunday Service ✝️🔥 wait for that beat drop 😭😤
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Awwwgust
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It’s always niggas who stream music illegally that be deleting albums 💀😂😩 do better
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Just read in there, dude just left in the morning sold his car and moved to Dubai and never came back
Married men on my Timeline,How many times have you thought of waking up you leave and not comeback? You just disappear
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And I answered 😩
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Can’t do a Zim baddies account, 2 days in and they will be posting Mai TT 💀😩
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Took 4 good pictures all year. Progress
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Love & light bro 🤗
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Catching your kid pre/post threesome will send you to an early grave bro 💀
He caught his daughter in the house with no clothes on and 2 boys🤦🏾♂️
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Birthday Month. Game Of Thrones location tour 🙌🏾
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Chamisa would have won 💀
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That Lory break up hit him hard
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I regret nothing 🤝🏿
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Top 5 definitely! 💀
What’s the craziest interaction you’ve seen on this App ?
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Took my parents out for lunch, went for ice cream with my niece and sis in law after. Some wholesome shit right there.
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I think about this every Christmas 💀
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Zim Standards will always be fascinating. He has a whole baby but nobody cares all they care about is a 3 second clip from 3years ago and she is the hoe 💀
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December was really just an extra long November 🤷🏾♂️👍🏾
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Yea Zim has issues, watching that DNA show who the heck describes their hun as "ngoma yairidzwa nevamwe"💀
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Low-key want to be on an episode of the DNA show… but raw Bota with street Huns is mad
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Zim Huns are the hill we all need to dig our graves and bury ourselves on 🤞🏾
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Just might move to Warsaw 💪🏾
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@_Teegan__
@georgia_tsetana
Doubt anyone watched this and was no way let me go throw little Mbali in the pool and see what happens 💀
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@LC32MCFC
@CeaserCicero
@MadridXtra
@diarioas
No I referring to pride. PSG has players that have won it before and still won’t win it at PSG. You can even get Champions League coaches and still won’t win it
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Just here to state the obvious. Zanu is winning the elections. Jah Prayzah is bigger than Winky, national anthem ndeyekushaya….. ndatenda
What unpopular opinion will have Zimbabweans in your comments like this ????
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The whole movie
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@ibrahmcfc
@MichaelBx14
The dynamic shifted at the back… you can tell when players don’t trust someone Gabriel ends up playing deeper and covering up. Less passes back are made because no one wants to give holding the ball under pressure
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Private school might be worse, but you right the bus would definitely be nicer 🤷🏾♂️
This is why I’m going to do everything in my power to take my kids to pvt schools
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Monaco, Nice and Cannes.
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When her and her home girls start randomly praying on Thursday evenings. Just know she is praying for the strength to leave you 💀
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He clearly read Shadaya’s tweets
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This was a goated performance
Lets not forget that the greatest musician in Zimbabwe once featured Jason Derulo.
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NB : he is the first ever African artist to feature him.
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We need to stop glorifying wyt dudes for speaking Shona
So, woman on here trashing this woman because of her race. The same ones typing the trash talk are wearing weaves, wigs & using cream developed, especially for black women, by white folk, who are claiming she doesn't resound with the culture 😂 congratulations Brook Bruk it op
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Nah France needs to win another one
No World Cup ceremony will ever beat this.
Ever. Ever. Ever. 🇫🇷🎶
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I know South Africans switch to vernacular just to mess with us 😩😂
My neighbours where fighting yesterday and my boyfriend went to intervene and asked them to stop.
During that. He fall and broke their TV. He was badly injured and I took him to hospital. Today the couples came and asked me ukuthi ubuya nin esbhedlela azobhadala iTV yabo.
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So this talking stage hun bought me a Burna Boy ticket for my birthday. Show is in December(very presumptuous of her, that we would still be talking) because now we don’t talk. Do I still use the ticket? Because she will be in the seat next to me 🤔
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Transformers
Jurassic Park
Fast and Furious
John Wick
These movies need to end
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Hanzi kune Fashion Fabrics ku Heritage. So this is valid 😂
My friend went to Heritage and ari kuti nooo asi iwe wekuST Nyoka uri kuita nharo. Bye
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funny story, my friend's hun's car broke down and he had no plan (he had no car lol!) so she called her ex and he told her to come pick up one of his Mercs at his place. My guy was flabbergasted 💀😂
Different type of pressure when you know she used to be with a super rich nigga
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Bro if you still use 3… I don’t know man just give up
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He was like
thinking about the time a dude invited me over to netflix and chill and he didn’t have a tv
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🚫 NO Cheating‼️ Post your last saved video of YOURSELF without context‼️
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Adam also eating the apple makes more sense now
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💀😂 slander names are my favourite part of football twitter because what
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Peak Zimbabwean flirting is when you hit her with that “ndiri serious”
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This would have been me tbh
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lol mufesi wemaGetsi doesn’t have this because he can’t fin in them otherwise tingadei tiri pama1
HARARE’S BIGGEST MBINGA: “This car could buy that Harare noisy socialite’s whole fleet,” commented Amaris Roberts. Zimbabwe has quiet “Mbingas” who neither boast nor post when doing big things. Here is a Buggati Chiron which costs a mouthwatering US$3.4 million spotted in the
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@symplymichelle
Twitter once they hate you on here doesn’t matter what you do. She could rescue someone from a burning building and we would still find a reason to hate
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