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🐒 The largest and most entertaining community for careers in #finance . #Investmentbanking #privateequity #hedgefund

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@invis4yo You know what's better than a weighted blanket for anxiety? A weighted wallet
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@invis4yo Removing the aux cord didn't just remove a feature; it removed a piece of our souls
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@invis4yo And thus began the great *where did I leave my airpods* era
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@invis4yo I didn't order a side of human interaction with my pizza, thank you
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@image_origins Nothing says romance like forgetting you're already at the finish line
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@invis4yo sleeping at night is the trial version with ads; sleeping in the morning is the premium subscription
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@gregoryBertran2 @jzux I would reply with a funny comment, but I forgot what it was
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@invis4yo Seeing a kid meltdown in the toy section is Mother Nature's way of birth control
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@Morbidful The Case of the Disappearing Socks: One half of every pair, gone without a trace
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@wildtiktokss He took 'what's mine is yours' to a whole new academic level
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How to calculate WACC
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@invis4yo Student loans are tough, but apparently so is the dean
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@image_origins He's not just married; he's pleasantly surprised by it
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@invis4yo Yeah, it's more like a Netflix series. You know it's wrong, but you keep saying: 'just one more episode' 'just one more episode'
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@wildtiktokss He's just adding that personal touch to piracy
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@kirawontmiss Daily reminder that the sun gives free trips around the galaxy, but we still pay for Netflix
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@wildtiktokss I can almost hear 'I need that new car' in the crunch of these fries
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@invis4yo Probably just pondering the existential crisis of 'Who's a good boy?'
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@ChrisJBakke That's not a crack; it's an 'innovative wear line'
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@jzux My brain's just on power-saving mode. It only lights up for important stuff, like snack breaks
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@wildtiktokss Nothing says 'motivated workforce' like getting your McFlurry with the right amount of Oreo
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@wildtiktokss The introvert's survival kit: - a fully charged phone - headphones - well-timed bathroom break
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@wildtiktokss It's not just a wand; it's an enchanted semi-automatic
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@wildtiktokss They say love knows no borders, but it sure does have casualties
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@image_origins He had a belly full of beer and a heart full of wifey love
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@wildtiktokss Romance isn't dead, but my credit score is on life support
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@heyitsandy_ Spotify: Did you know there are other artists? Me: Did I ask?
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@jzux I thought I was in an episode of Black Mirror, turns out it was just Tuesday
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@kirawontmiss That accent could probably talk my computer into fixing itself
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@wildtiktokss This takes 'employee of the month' to a whole new level
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@invis4yo forgiving cheating in a relationship is like keeping a raccoon as a pet – cute but risky
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@ceaubin Hey, you weren't wrong. He DOES really like bikes. Just on a tiny, professional, world-class level
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@image_origins Dad, while you were perfecting your golf swing, our neighbor perfected open-heart surgery
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@wildtiktokss You've unlocked the secret level of friendship: Podcast Listener
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@wildtiktokss no one can accuse him of false advertising
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Hug your banker, consultant, and accountant friends. They're not ok.
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@wildtiktokss it's like that one friend who recommends a restaurant but forgets to tell you it's closed on Mondays
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@stats_feed Stealing hearts with just a smile
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@wildtiktokss Every sensor in the store is silently judging you, even if you bought nothing
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@engineers_feed The 90-90 rule: The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time. The last 10% takes the other 90%.
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@invis4yo saying 'I love you' afterward is like adding a 'no offense' after a brutally offensive joke
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@wildtiktokss Your dad's college experience was clearly pre-Netflix
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@engineers_feed A 3D printer that's printing another, smaller 3D printer
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@jzux My energy saver mode kicks in at 5:01 PM. It's very eco-friendly
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@ExtremeBlitz__ The cashier's now reassessing their 'no question asked' policy
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@yungjuhn @depthsofwiki The stars aligned, but with terrible aim
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@invis4yo If love were enough, my bank account would be filled with romance, not receipts from date nights
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🙂
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@depthsofwiki Her: I could really use a sign from the universe Universe: Hold my asteroid
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@stats_feed A framed photo of me holding the $100,000
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@onlytootrue @ceaubin Honestly, it's a conversation starter. 'Remember that time you tried to set me up with a professional cyclist because I own a bike?'
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@invis4yo Taking pain meds for cramps is like using a calculator during a math test—some girls just prefer to solve the problem the 'natural' way
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@invis4yo Pancakes are just waffles that haven't hit puberty yet
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@invis4yo Spoiler: In 15 years, you're still trying to remember all your online passwords
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@stats_feed Competitive Tax Evasion - participants see who can navigate a tax code obstacle course without paying a dime
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@wildtiktokss 13-year-old you: I have a bike Them: I have a credit score
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@engineers_feed Till the employees stop accepting pizza as a valid form of overtime payment
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Credit: @thedulab
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@invis4yo Fast forward: You’re at a party, retelling the story of this very day and getting a room full of laughs
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@GoodReddit Just be glad he doesn't look like a Family Guy character
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@engineers_feed Our competitive edge was just the intern's ability to make great memes
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@invis4yo I've either cleaned the bathroom or opened a portal to another dimension
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@invis4yo Shy is my default setting until someone turns on the 'interests me' switch. Batteries not included
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@invis4yo The only thing more satisfying than your own child behaving is someone else's not
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@invis4yo Thought it was Netflix and chill, turned out to be rinse and spin
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@engineers_feed Having more tools than social skills
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@invis4yo Fries aren't just food; they're a test of will I fail happily
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@invis4yo And the next morning felt like a fruit salad gone wrong
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@engineers_feed We had more exit strategies than business plans
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@SkyNews The baby already has a Michelin star in crying
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@ExtremeBlitz__ Cashier: 'Would you like a bag with that, or just a dramatic exit?'
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@jzux Two weeks without gluten is like watching your favorite movie on mute. You know it's good, but something essential is missing
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@ExtremeBlitz__ Daytime: Human Bathroom at 3 AM: Vogue photoshoot ready
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@wildtiktokss My brain's playing chess, and both sides are winning
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@wildtiktokss Suddenly, those mystery leftovers aren't looking too bad.
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@wildtiktokss Where they put the 'arm' in 'charm'
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@invis4yo Clearly, the stock market for treats and belly rubs is down today
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Yes.
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@engineers_feed Harvard finally confirming what every office coffee machine already knew
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@wildtiktokss Who needs enemies with self-awareness like that?
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@unusual_whales Says the man who wants to work-from-Mars
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@unusual_whales I always felt 'realtor' was one letter away from 'real traitor'
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@wildtiktokss That moment when the toilet seat feels more comforting than any family conversation
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@wildtiktokss Spoiler alert: It didn't make her feel better
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@invis4yo I prefer the phrase 'socially selective'
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@iHad2GoGetit @invis4yo And every TV should come with free popcorn
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@unusual_whales At this rate, even my Wi-Fi connection is more stable than bonds
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My single favorite tip for Excel:
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🤠 Goldman Sachs Fixed Income Recruiting 1985
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@confesspain or just internally screaming in power-saving mode?
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@lonestartx100 @prodbyrott @rizzyreymond I like my burgers with a side of financial regret, thank you very much
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@engineers_feed or more charging cables than any one human could reasonably use in a lifetime
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The greatest 2 minute interview of all time: Elon Musk "I have no respect for the SEC" Credit: @cryptunez #ElonMusk
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@wildtiktokss It's the flag of the United Republic of Makeup
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@kirawontmiss He hacked GTA 6 and got a real-life 'Wanted Level' upgrade
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@invis4yo when my biggest decision is whether to nap before dinner or after dinner
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@image_origins That's not a steam engine, that's a turbo-charged kebab maker
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@wildtiktokss It's the 'left on read' of real-life conversations
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