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jennifer jareau coded
25+ • she/her • lesbian • mdni
Joined May 2021
to date one of the most insane things criminal minds has done was decide to focus the follow up episode abt the cult that held reid & emily hostage on reid, when emily was the one assaulted and reid just hung out with luke perry for a few hours.
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first and last shot of the greatest protagonist in television history buffy summers i love u sm
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s18 set six months after the finale which means rise and fall of a midwest princess will canonically be out in cm timeline, huge day for penelope garcia.
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not to be controversial but jj hallucinating emily when she was being tortured was gayer than emily having a nightmare about jj being killed.
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cm always referring to reid as doctor but referring to tara and alex (famously also doctors) as agent has always felt kinda 🤨.
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no one:.jennifer jareau @ will literally 36 hours after meeting him: 🥺
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cm hasn't even written their current wlw relationship well and you think that they're going to be able to do justice to a late in life coming out story with their two female leads??.
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mischaracterizing derek morgan specifically as a rape apologist is crazy icl.
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despite working in communications for six years jj is an absolutely horrendous communicator and that's how i know she's a sagittarius.
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just realized there's only 4 more episodes this season then she disappears for another year oh
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jj: we don't quit.emily (has famously quit the fbi multiple times): sure.
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i am obsessed with jj's "we don't quit speech" even more after being reminded that emily's famously quit the bau at least twice.
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i'm a jemily truther but the way some of y'all are talking about how that scene couldn't possibly be interpreted to be about friendship does concern me about the number of close friends you have in your lives icl.
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i’m about to issue an amber alert for jennifer jareau by the way.
Let’s get started. An all-new season of #CriminalMinds: Evolution is streaming June 6th on @paramountplus!
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“emily doesn’t care about jj anymore” meanwhile emily’s internal monologue:
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just realized cme is currently in like march-ish 2023 which means in six months rise and fall of a midwest princess is going to drop and become penelope garcia’s whole personality.
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charisma carpenter in 00s cw dramas is actually my favourite genre
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"you're tearing apart a happy family" these are not real people
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if jj ever left the bau you just know she'd be running the pta like a navy.
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liiike.emily: *gets beaten to within an inch of her life by archie andrews' father*.reid: *does not*.the writers: wow that must've been really traumatic for spencer :(.
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rewatching tru calling and aj was rly in her bag with the early 2000s bitchy best friend thing
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aj cook behind the scenes for some random movie with a budget of like five dollars, love of my life
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cm fans: omg next week we’re going to get jj and emily partying in her apartment.me, genre aware:
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aj cook being one of tvline’s performers of the week soooo real
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obsessed with how this season everyone in the bau is dealing with trauma piled on top of trauma, and tara's trauma is just dealing with the common sapphic experience of having to be in close proximity to your ex.
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babe do u still think i'm sexy even after i told u abt my multiple buffy the vampire slayer playlists on spotify.
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jemily girls when cm doesn't kill off will in s18 and he just continues to exist offscreen like he has for 95% of the show
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this scene is the exact reason that i don’t think jj not confronting emily abt baugate/emily not following up when jj told her nothing was wrong was ooc btw
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“nobody had a problem when jj confessed her love to reid” baby i promise you everyone had a problem with that, we don’t need to rewrite history 😭.
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happy birthday to sagittarius icon jennifer jareau by the way
despite working in communications for six years jj is an absolutely horrendous communicator and that's how i know she's a sagittarius.
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s8 heavy eyeliner jj you will always be famous and loved by me
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lowkey feels like the cm account is making queer fans the butt of the joke in a way that's a little mean and i don't love it but 🤐.
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aj cook opening twitter this week and learning that she's in final destination 6, is getting killed off of cm, and that mgg is her children's actual godfather.
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luke defying direct orders, jj repressing, emily becoming unhinged in front of her team, rossi hallucinating, oh the bau is imploding.
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sometimes a family can be a vampire slayer who moonlights as a cashier at a fast food joint, the vampire who's in love with her, a couple of lesbian witches, the human key to a hell dimension, a blunt ex demon, a guitar playing werewolf, a sorcerer-y librarian, and just some guy.
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jennifer avoidant-personality-does-not-talk-about-her-feelings-until-she-is-literally-forced-to jareau not talking about her feelings??
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shout out to characters who were supposed to be monsters of (a few) weeks that eventually became leads, gotta be one of my favourite genders
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one thing i can't stand is a mf who won't shut up about "jj was only good when she was the liaison" like it's such a loser take.
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emma caulfield putting this on main grid is peak comedy actually
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angel at 95% intelligence and spike at 75% is kind of crazy bc if there’s one thing i took away from ats angel it’s that he has no more than one single thought on any given day and that thought it usually just “i hate myself”.
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ajtwt going insane over hearing her voice in an ig story and a faceless picture of her directing, i think we are so back
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is this a safe space to say that the general confusion over this post has unfortunately proven that cmtwt is not beating the jobless allegations
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exactly happy bi visibility day to bisexuals with insane face cards
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jjluke bestiesism is kinda sorta bi solidarity if you really think about it.
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cmtwt dead?? my biggest jemily fandom ick is how some people genuinely seem to interpret emily as a pathetic, yearning, self insert who can't form a complete sentence bc they themselves have never experienced love in their life.
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people who care about actors opinions on ships would not last a day in the buffy the vampire slayer fandom there is not one good ship opinion in this whole picture
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i do not mean this in an unkind way to hotchniss enjoyers but obviously thomas gibson's terminally unemployed ass is going to be yapping about hotchniss bc y'all are the only ones paying that man mind or money at this point like.
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oh to work in a magic store in a supernatural town with a former demon and a former librarian.
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no one understands this like cordelia chase stans actually
you think YOUR life sucks??? have YOU ever experienced your favorite character get turned into the writers’ idea of a sick and twisted joke???.
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What’s a still from a movie or TV show that will completely devastate anyone who has seen it, but seem completely unremarkable to anyone who hasn’t?
What’s a still from a movie or TV show that will completely devastate anyone who has seen it, but seem completely unremarkable to anyone who hasn’t?
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save me jennifer jareau northern attitude edit by tiktok user jemilyfp save me
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just realized that if reid is coming back jj has someone to be mean to again, manifesting a mean girl jj comeback expeditiously 🕯️.
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emily and derek lowkey had one of the most important relationships in cm and it's not talked about enough i fear.
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buffy summers died, had her boyfriend turn evil and go on a killing rampage that she was occasionally blamed for, killed her evil boyfriend, got told by her mother not to come back home, and quite literally had the safety of the world on her shoulders, all before graduating hs.
In your opinion, who’s a character that has suffered more than Jesus???.
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btvs pilot: we don’t have a lot of town!.sunnydale: *inexplicably has a convent, like seven cemeteries, a university campus, a mall, a military base*.
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the slut shaming of cordelia chase was SO weird and rly ironic considering she's the only character who didn't sleep with anyone in the high school seasons.
post your uncancellable Buffy takes. Takes everyone agrees with and if they don’t they’ll be canceled
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googles how to make it clear that i am wearing a cross necklace in a buffy summers way and not a conservative christian way.
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some of y'all are just making up problems at this point bc wym you're not a real emily prentiss fan if you use the word "stan" 😭.
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not to be controversial but irdgaf abt the fact that mgg is back in cm for one episode like it's still gonna be a jj and tara centric season.
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they win this actually
Worst TV couples/ships ever?.
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cannot overstate how funny it is to me that yvonne is in every single one of these
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anyways less putting joss whedon in magazines, more casting charisma carpenter in things !! line her pockets, get my girlie paid !!.
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alex blake and jennifer jareau both actively avoiding going back to their hometowns after the death of a family member.
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smg's acting as buffy and the buffybot and buffy as the buffybot in intervention is so underrated actually.
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if i had a nickel for every time the status of a vampire's soul changed as a direct result of sleeping with buffy summers i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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like the way anya looks so proud of her suggestion that buffy should get paid for slaying vs the look on her face after buffy says "that's an idea /you/ would have" actually breaks me??
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right person, wrong writer
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we, as a buffytwt, don’t talk about the fact that six time academy award nominated actress amy adams played tara’s cousin
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