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retired from sad new career in Kpop
any prns, 20, desi
Joined April 2021
imma be in the courtroom like “your honour be for jjinja… is my client really going to jail ㅠㅠ …heol…”.
life is good until u remember a kpop stan can be ur lawyer, ur doctor, ur therapist. a future president. a teacher. oh baby we are doomed.
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this is not real i refuse to believe this… they did not just show me a guy named ANDERSON ???????.
NCT Universe : LASTART💫.연습생 10인 공개 [앤더슨 ANDERSON] .🎬 . Meet the 10 Trainees : [ANDERSON] . #ANDERSON #앤더슨 #NCTUniverse #NCTUniverse_LASTART #LASTART #라스타트
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i will always stand by this opinion but they were the most synchronized unit i have ever seen in any nct combo
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NAW SHE ON THE POPBASE JUMBOTRON.
SM Entertainment reveals they're taking legal actions against a stalker who broke into NCT Jaehyun's hotel room. “The video is an illegal act that seriously infringes the artist's privacy. We are collecting data on the first uploader and all those who redistributed it”
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the meanings behind the songs according to me after my first listen:
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gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as and sex is what i will be having with na jaemin tonight.
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if i was working 20 hours a day and 15 jobs neither would i tbh.
haechan doesn’t give a fuck about airport fashion no more.
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like damn ! i’m fearing for my life a bit
the ay-yo instrumental is evil as fuck.
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if i speak on who i think is unfunny i might get whacked so i’ll just say nct’s entire english speaking line (johnny mark jaehyun ten etc.) is comedy gold.
english speaking idols are either the funniest idols to exist or the most painfully unfunny idols to exist.
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nctzens will lie out their mouths like it’s no big deal like 😭😭😭😭 i live.
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and she was pregnant with broken melodies within the hour mind you.
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fawad khan in khoobsurat that’s it that’s the tweet
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haechan when he wakes up every morning.
how do i serve cunt in a michael jackson way.
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I got what you need.
what are the FIRST five words of the national anthem.
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god made johnny lose every debate he ever had to prepare him for his true opponent (doyoung).
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i need nct 127 to go back on killing voice like idgaf if nobody has ever done it twice figure it OUT.
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as a law student the judy thing is like a masterclass in what NOT to do when you’re likely about to be charged with multiple serious offences like invasion of privacy, trespassing, harassment, stalking (which is a federal felony which you could do up to FIVE years for) because +.
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nct members and what fields i think they would pursue if they ever went to college (ot22); a wildly inaccurate thread— (these are just my opinions and some of them will be wacky and weird because i like fun so don’t get all technical).
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like woah okay christina gaguilera go off
i don’t know much about aespa but what i do know is that i rlly fuck with hoe winter cuz she got the most gaggy resting bitch face i ever seen and that’s a true mother cuntresss quality to have.
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if you think that isn’t doyoung then you have no idea what doyoung sounds like
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if you don’t think new axis unit are the top 3 rappers in nct i can’t fuck with you.
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“objection!” “sustained” “mianhe your honour withdrawn”.
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i know someone who would love this.
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this is so genuinely embarrassing why do people not know how to stay in their limits
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nctzens see some naked twinks and lose all sense of logic and reasoning.
teddy bear’s crown slipped a bit . .
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this song is so fucking vocally excellent like y’all just don’t get her the way i do
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the way taeil doesn’t want to move his head I UNDERSTAND YOU TAEIL
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they performed fuckass dunk shot but not teddy bear or poison. I see how it is.
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takes like this are why twitter stopped working in the first place.
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kun— oncology; if anyone is going to find the cure for cancer it’s him
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sunkissedviews better watch her delulu ass cuz me and my homies condone violence against freaks.
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how i feel waking up and opening my twitter feed as an nct stan
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to this day i have no idea how renjun sounded like that in this clip it’s like he summoned the spirit of jaehyun or sumn
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jungwoo— political science; he has great hair and he probably loves lying
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i should go to korea and just burn down the sm building and manage taeil myself at this point because how fucking useless of a company do you have to be to not even tell your artist they won an award.
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tell me why you have fully admissible evidence on your PUBLIC twitter account that thousands of people have copies of by now and your only legal defense is the umich STUDENT legal services website which probably isn’t even getting back to you right now bc it’s a college website.
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i don’t owe her anything actually i have always loved her those nct 127 guys are the ones that owe her an apology.
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i mean… they are in a group together.
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ten— theatre arts; either a professor or just an actor he was simply born to be violently gay on stage
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jaehyun— midwifery; i feel like he has a really calming presence that would be good for people in labour to be around
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BITCH i’m saying this once and only once i do not hate this guy i don’t even know him 😭?? i’m just laughing at the name because i’ve called hendery henderson for fucking ever as a joke
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mark— peace and conflict resolution; he would say something like he just wants everyone to love each other and touch each other and get sent to HR on the first day but probably go on to be successful after that
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yuta— firefighting; i don’t have a solid reason except i would just really enjoy seeing him slide down a pole
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so the riize government emojis are:.shotaro 🧋 .eunseok 🪨 .sungchan 🐸 .wonbin 🎸 .seunghan 🫧 .sohee 💂♂️.anton 🦕.
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oh my god… i just realized taeil isn’t gonna be a part of the fact check comeback
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i’ll jump off of a building don’t play with me.
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haechan— casino management; he would love picking gambling games and he brings in the paper no matter what he does no doubt about it AND he slays in suits i don’t think i need to explain myself further i am extremely passionate about this
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THIS TOO
are johfam awake. does anyone have a favorite tweet or ss from johfamcity.
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This Active 3rd Generation Idol Has Only Had 3 Public Schedules In The Last 4 Months.
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renjun— criminology; besides it being comically adorable there is something deep and dark about his ability to attract every man he encounters and i think that probably helps him understand criminals better
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“my princess” and it’s a man with huge muscles.
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jaemin— floral design; he’s so pretty i just think he should be allowed to be around flowers all the time yeah idk he’s just superrr pretty lol plus i think he would have a real knack for making gorgeous arrangements he’s so good with visual aesthetics
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twink lee .huang renjun.lee gaychan.lee homo .na gaymin.zhong gayle.park bisung.
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johnny— masonry; a career where he gets paid to be shirtless and do manual labour? yes please
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how could you EVER live this down dude 😭 imagine having children and they look their mom up and find a bunch of people cussing you out for being a creep and stalking some random kpop boys and finding out you have multiple restraining orders.
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doyoung— foreign language teacher; i don’t know what language he would teach but he just seems like he would be really patient with kids who are struggling and wouldn’t mind if his students razzed him
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@jaehyunsbigcock REAL like come onnn “neo got my back culture things tech tech on my mind” i just KNOW they were smirking when they wrapped production on that track and relistened to the final product.
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xiaojun— ballet dancer; dejun was born to grand plié and slay you cannot tell me otherwise also! he! would! look! amazing! in a leotard
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mark lee is finally 24… the whore-iest age… i am So afraid.
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i don’t know much about aespa but what i do know is that i rlly fuck with hoe winter cuz she got the most gaggy resting bitch face i ever seen and that’s a true mother cuntresss quality to have.
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jisung— artificial intelligence; there’s something top secret in that pretty head of his he just knows something about it we don’t okay
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thinking about the time haechan mentioned deez in an interview and taeil fully muttered “deez nuts” on camera.
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yangyang— auctioneer; he’s got the moxie in him to sell expensive old useless stuff to rich white people who have a hole in their lives
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taeil— animal/livestock husbandry and production; my guy knows all the animal’s names and their likes and dislikes he just gets them
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this is literally mark on a daily basis around all the neos 😭😭😭
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“gordon ramsay diss track” or “national kitchen sex anthem” ? YOU decide.
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taeyong— cosmetology; this one is self explanatory if you’ve seen that relay cam in japan where he does his skin care at the hotel
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chenle— property dealing/management; and when he uses his people skills and convinces SM to sell their building to me and we free everyone then what
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jeno— locksmithing; something about him gives off the vibe that he understands how locks work on a spiritual level this also may be a little self serving because i truly just love to see him using his hands
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hendery— sculptor; he would 100% make clay wieners for his friend’s enjoyment but also be very skilled and creative
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winwin— medieval and renaissance studies; i don’t have an explanation for this one it just is what it is he’s super multi-faceted so he would probably end up doing something like this honestly
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i have a theory that sm is spamming us with nct stuff to distract everyone from the fact that baekhyun is starting his own company.
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