I grounded Dilan today and I didn’t hit him so when he started crying I was finally able to use the famous line, “quieres que te pegue para que llores con razón” 😎
There’s literally SO MANY GUYS out there and let’s be honest most of them are easy so why do you bitches always choose the guys your ‘friend’ is seeing to go after?? DID ANYBODY EVER TEACH YALL GIRL CODE?????
woke up at 5am, went to the gym, had a bomb breakfast, showered, updated my journal and now I’m on my way to work in thee best mood ☆ Happy Tuesday bitches
drunk at home about to make my first YouTube video because life is tough and you bitches are making too much money off this shit for me not to atleast try
I want him to go back to being 4yrs old when he was literally in love with me and didn’t want me loving anyone else but him. Now he talks about being a teenager and gets embarrassed when having to perform a xmas song at school 😔 JUST LOOK AT HOW ANNOYED HE IS IN THE FIRST PIC 💔
child: I’m gonna stay one more day, pick me up tomorrow
me: fine I’ll just go get another baby, his name is gonna be Dolan
child: can you stop, you’re breaking my heart
*me rushing to get ready for work and hurrying Dilan up so I could drop him off at Heather’s*
Dilan: mom you’re the best, I hope you have a great day at work
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
*doing homework with Dilan*
Dilan: I think this has to be the last page we do, you’re gonna be late to work
he doesn’t even know what time I start 😂🤦🏻♀️
I woke up with my phone charging right next to me, a trash can, two blankets and all my alarms ready for me to be up for work 🥺 I fucking love Heather, she’s really my bitch for life