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a kindergarten class was at the library on a field trip along with the normal morning baby/toddler crowd and i looked over to see some kids petting one of the babies on the head like a dog. the teacher was like "that's not your baby!!! leave that baby alone!!!"
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i can't believe there's this like middle aged french cat boy out there and he's real and not something one of u guys accidentally manifested
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at the library they had to put a rule specifically telling the teens not to use the recording studio to make diss tracks abt each other... kids are the funniest people in the world.....
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@starswheeled
they were fascinated by the baby lmao they went to go ask the baby's mom if they could pick him up and the same teacher was like "no!!!!!!" from across the room
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@mymorningval
they were choosing petting the baby over playing with the toys. it was VERY cute.
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#iwtv
maybe armand was trying to babytrap louis again but he severely miscalculated and now he's a single parent to an extremely old and mean baby.
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when armands like "louis leave paris don't worry about me!!" and louis's like "... im not worried abt u" lmao
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armand making a big deal out of not making more vampires meanwhile lestat popped out another one bc he didn't want to go outside and catch his own rats
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armand
he’s so hurt and appalled that they’re accusing him of something he absolutely did
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armand definitely kidnapped daniel and daniel was blasting him with category 5 pure uncut hater thoughts 25/8 and that's why armand turned him.... he's like i don't want to be able to hear this shit anymore......
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this one too
these two posts are the only things keeping me afloat like these are my daily affirmations
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u should be able to rewatch s2 with dreamstat vision on bc WHAT has he been saying abt daniel..
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there are fanfictions u scroll past like damn i do not agree and im not interested in reading but u had to be a real horny freak to have written that and i love and admire u
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everytime armand seemed like he was using the ipad to open windows and shit he was actually just doing that with his mind bc he couldn't figure out how to set up all his smart home shit and he's too embarrassed to ask rashid, IN MY OPINION
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sorry to post so much thigh on main but i saw these red spots on my leg and immediately started panicking abt bed bugs but after doing some forensic analysis i now believe i know where they came from
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forget hallucinations, it was very rich for louis, the most major depressive disorder having man of all time, to be like vampires can't be mentally ill, daniel, u fucking idiot
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@starswheeled
we were like here is a fun space to express ur self creativy and the teens were immediately like wow what a new and exciting way to bully my peers
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feet guys always have money somehow
A little love story - Edward James, patron of the surrealists, was so besotted with his wife, the dancer Tilly Losch, that when he saw the trail of wet footprints she left up the stairs after her bath at Monkton House, he had them woven into the carpet.
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i used to think abt being a mom as a girl but it was really more of a desire to name things, which i solved by playing the sims for 20yrs straight and then adopting a cat
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continuing to rewatch louis truly is a case of "girls when their mom is their first hater" bc what the hell was that lady's problem.... she could tell he was "off" (gay) and she hated it....
also it's crazy in episode one that louis described himself as a favored son bc his mom openly hates him
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it's crazy that louis was like claudias death has destroyed me entirely and i blame u for the part u played but i am going to stay with u to punish lestat and armand could barely wait twenty yrs before he's like "why aren't you over it? why don't you love me yet?"
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why is lestat so far the only vampire who hibernates....... is that a vampire power or was he just like that before....
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he fully would have it's just he truly does not play abt investigative journalism
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#iwtv
now theyre gonna do a reverse devils minion where armands trying to be a freak in peace and daniel keeps popping up like this is called spousal abandonment u gaping asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@bluebeardbrides
they will like use the booth to cuss out another kid, record the file, and then send it to the kid... we're like okay that is not the spirit with which we intended the studio to be used.....
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@starswheeled
LOVE the he learns the exact wrong lesson and the next vampire he makes is a little girl
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when daniels dming the talamasca his screename is pulitzerootwo and to be real... he does deserve to die for that a little bit
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@dhampirdulac
claudia and madeline would have been killing everyone at fashion week when they said literally one thing abt Madeline's dresses
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sometimes i forget what's going on bc i was like louis did a really good british accent!!!
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@dhampirwomen
she struggled but she ultimately weathered the dreaded loneliness better than most other vampires.. lestat and armand are always just making shit up....
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someone got on the bus with a lit cigarette and their phone on speaker and the bus driver was like "you can't have the phone on like that"..... like i guess pick u battles but.....
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last thing but i think armands resistance to making vampires is like you know when people freak out abt pqrts.... armand is constantly in everyone's shit reading thoughts, poking at brains and the thought he couldn't do that to someone makes him sweaty
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daniel listened to the original interview tapes in 2022 and got to the part where he was like can i see ur fangs *open mouthed omega giggling* and he still had the courage to go to dubai and face louis... he's going to make such a good vampire
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he's so jealous of her command of written english it's embarrassing
they're using all of claudia's diaries as evidence 🫠
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every once in awhile trebek would absolutely body some nerds self esteem during the anecdotes
My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger
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armand keeps claiming his crime was "cowardice" instead of a calculated sort failure to act bc he thinks he can use the situation to his advantage to have a louis tethered to no one but himself... armand... u lying mf...
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#iwtv
being called a telenovela hurt louis's feeling sf bad he stopped taking little shots at daniel and just started psychologically bludgeoning him with a blunt instrument
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having a baby to fix ur marriage but the divorce papers have already been signed sealed filed and the baby is both rude to u and hunting u down like a scorned terminator....
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@starswheeled
pre episode 5 before louis recovers his san francisco memories im sure it was NASTY but after episode 5 he's in there like bestie exaccctttlyy everytime daniel speaks
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okay but whyyyy did armand pretend to be rashid.why,do we know why and i am being dumb orr????????
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armand being like my plays aren't weird they're highly choreographed nonsense designed to discombobulate the audience into being unable to recognize the truth when they see it.........
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@bloodbuzz
it's so funny when like a two year old sees a like one year old and starts point at them and going "baby!!!!!!!!"... ma'am u are also a baby......
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imo armand didn't really have a plan post paris he just figured if he waited louis would get over it and it wasn't until san francisco it occurred to him that louis could leave him for claudia still and that's when the ol telepathic lobotomies started
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they always call daniel "molloy" which i believe to be passive aggressive
‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE’ season 3 will follow Lestat as he starts a band and goes on tour.
“Gabrielle. Nicholas. Magnus. Marius. Those Who Must Be Kept. They join Louis, Armand, Molloy, Sam, Raglan, Fareed and others on a sexy pilgrimage across space, time and trauma.”
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last thing, i just think it's funny how some vampires can dedicate themselves 100% to gallivanting but other vampires are dealing with an aggressively enforced adult bed time and a chore wheel
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armand is interesting bc he's really not playing 5d chess with a master plan he truly is scrambling and reacting emotionally but he does so much insane evil shit that he has to keep doubling down on....
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i love armand/daniel as much as any crazy person but, at least in the show, the relationship is about louis
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#iwtv
to me, daniel not leaving when told but following the sound of louis calling rashid was his lots wife moment. it doomed him. the need to know the truth was stronger than the instinct to survive. louis's warning to armand is what damned daniel to the gift.
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well that's not fair iwtv doesn't have red scare and cousin greg dragging down their batting average
interview with the vampire kinda taking succession's spot on the best acting talent like i'm sorry a new supreme has risen
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in season 1 they've got like an army of servants in the penthouse but by season 2 the entire household is being managed by real rashid by himself... maybe that's why armand had to go out to eat that one time he already stress snacked thru all the other employees....
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he may have won the mansplain manipulate battle but i trust that daniel will NOT let him win the gaslight gatekeep war
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#iwtv
also this episode made me want to rewatch season one with the knowledge that armand is holding that ipad in a death grip terrified everyones gonna start to remember the Incident and also the knowledge that daniel thought louis had been inside him....
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daniel has spent this whole time thinking louis bent him over in san francisco??????????????
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u have to be the most delicate hematomaing bitch in the world to be getting constant fingerprint bruises just from normal fucking however in fanfiction this happens everday...
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i love in the devils minion chapter how armand refuses to tell daniel anything and then keeps saying "you're so stupid. you don't know anything" lmao
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why is the cats belly so soft and cute if u can't fucking pet it????
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also why does justin kirk want to know what louis and armand are up to sf bad... they're in there fighting abt wall art
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quick q would u give this man his dinner an hr early? like would this convince u?
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@starswheeled
he tried to leave daniel at the fire station but daniel ate all the firefighters and then went on tv to call armand a stupid bitch
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they really fucked daniel up by messing with his technology... louis and armand are having a full loud hissy fight and daniels like can u guys shut the fuck up in there... im doing self googles
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if someone else had made daniel a vampire he'd be able to get on the horn all hours and instantly blast any thought directly into armands brain... maybe that was a factor in armands decision making
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#righteousgemstones
keefe walking straight thru the hedge... the reveal that no one besides Kelvin knows keefes name.... excellent stuff
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real rashid having to walk into the room like "lunch is ready :)"... he's braver than ever vampire and marine combined
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maybe the vampire sam was working with the talamasca because he was trying to get shit published like daniel... maybe the whole organization is just a spooky publishing house....
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do not waist life... iwtv is the funniest show on earth.... lestat is a character of all time capable of endless cruelty and deep love.... he writes like charlie from ways sunny though....
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i love when daniel reads claudias diary and the vampire interview turns into a contentious parent/teacher conference. "paris sucks. fuck these vampires".
A look at ‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE’ Season 2.
Premieres May 12 on AMC and AMC+.
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lmao none of these guys are any use in a crisis
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armand almost broke character when daniel asked for an apology for armand trying to kill him lmao... all them tears dried up for a second and he got so annoyed like
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like... u stole ur dad's playboys and sold them at recess, hahaha classic daniel... u made a girl wear a bag over her head during sex.... yo WHAT
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louis is like im gonna say the meanest thing u can say abt another person... lestats not naturally talented and his art lacks a soul............ u can tell getting his pictures critiqued hurt his feelings worse than anything else ever has...
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it's all fun and games reading louis' mind until it's been a couple straight decades like this
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it's crazy that everyone's experiencing horrors but real rashid is the only one who has to worry about getting his timecard approved
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armand being like oh boo hoo ur in a prison of empathy when his idea of empathy tbh is opening up louis' head and poking at his thoughts with little sticks
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*12 hours later* top gun is a movie abt the discrimination omegas face in the military....
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armand is such a fucking liar... like even when he's confessing to having lied.. he's lying.... he has such big wet eyes and beautiful curly hair though so i say we hear him out....
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it used to be such a scandal when the harry potter characters sounded too american but now on ao3 every single second they're claiming red blooded americans are wanking in their flats......
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this has happened to armand multiple times now...
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little weird in planet of the apes that the animal uprising only applies to like three species of monkey.. they're out there using donkey as a slur and forcing horses to carry them.... problematic even....
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lestat
#iwtvspoilers
#InterviewWithTheVampire
sam as lestat in interview with the vampire season 2, episode 3 🃏
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planning a party, running a brothel, killing lestat.... vampires thrive when u give them little projects....
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my iwtv fan theory is that i don't believe either daniel or armand are that good at computers... armand is constantly downloading viruses.... daniel has to reset his password everytime he logs into his email.... every time they discuss technology it is this.....
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the fact that louis is now sitting there present day telling armand and daniel all the mean bitch things he imagined lestat saying abt armand... i never thought i would say this but armand, man,... don't let him treat like that
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@dhampirdulac
her gay son who tried so hard his whole life to support his family!!!!!! the way she fawned over levi pissed me off
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@starswheeled
he's constantly burrowing down in the ground like a gopher and not coming up for years and like other vampires get sad too but they all stay topside.....
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armand nitpicking all the details abt the stupid play that we all know is never gonna happen... i love u mr micromanage
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