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she/her, 28🪻 || in constant despair over 7 men💜 || weak for vmin🐻🐥 || I write things v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶l̶o̶w̶l̶y̶✒️ || nsfw//minors dni🔞
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hi! here is my carrd, where you can find easy access to my fics. It will be regularly updated with new fics, twitter threads, and more!💜
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okay but I don't think you quite grasp the severity of the situation
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makes me feral everytime
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🔞what about roommates
#vmin
who are getting ready to go to a halloween party, and th is thrown for a loop when his best bro jm comes out dressed as a playboy bunny.
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vmin's reflections reaching out to each other during blue & grey makes me way more emotional than it should. "don't say you're fine 'cause you're not" YOU ARE CORRECT
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🔞🔞
#vminau
"The best thing to help a tattoo heal is cum!"
jm gawks at th on the couch beside him. it's the most outrageous thing he's ever heard, but th has never appeared more serious than now.
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🔞
#vminau
// prince jm and his closest friend, duke th, are the kingdom's most eligible bachelors. the people are perplexed as to why the pair have yet to choose a bride. they'd never guess it's because the men already have secret lovers—each other.
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watched my beloved anastasia today for the first time in awhile and now (in true vminie fashion) I'm obsessed with a vmin au where jimin is the lost prince and taehyung is the con artist who falls in love with him😩
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🔞this
#vmin
makes me think of best bros th and jm who have threesomes with the hottest girls on campus, but live by the "it's not gay if it's in a three way" rule +
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was waiting for him to spread rose petals on the bed and light a bunch of candles
taehyung spraying mist on jimin’s side of the bed and his own side of the bed including the air, he even tidied the bed a little. it was serious business for him
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🔞
#vminau
where boho, free-spirited college student th gets paired with preppy, overachiever jm for a class project. they constantly bicker and butt heads (and end up fcking in the library)...
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🔞thinking about a
#vminau
where jm is a duke, bitter about the responsibilities that come with his inherited title. he prefers going to rogue parties, drinking & singing & fulfilling his lustful urges. while attending a party one night, he meets a handsome stranger...
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THE WAY IT LOOKS LIKE JIMIN IS HOLDING BACK TEARS HWKWBSM THIS WILL BREAK ME THIS IS GONNA BREAK ME
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🔞
#vminau
where th and jm are rival models. their hatred for one another oddly translates into rough hate sex.
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help no this is just making me believe more in my vmin theory that vmin are former lovers but knew it would never work so they break up and try to move on but they CANT IM SO DELUSUONAL HELP ME
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#vminau
|| pjm is a famous pop culture journalist. some celebrities love him, others hate him; but no one despises the journalist quite like model turned actor kth. at least the feeling is mutual.
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🔞
#vminau
where th is a sheltered rich boy. he doesn't get out much, and has little experience with hooking up; but that doesn't deter jm - he's more than happy to show th the ropes and absolutely ruin him...
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"Who the fu—/hic/—ck does that asshole think he is? Dancing all over jm-ie like that—/my/ jm-ie!" Th whines, shaking nj's shoulders.
"Why are you so mad about it? He's not your boyfriend," Yg laughs, voice slurring a bit.
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vmin took those deevorse allegations seriously and set out to disprove them
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🔞
#vminau
where model th convinces artistic director jm to choose him as his next brand ambassador through some wining and dining (and fcking)
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this reminds me of that time everyone said jimin does the most aegyo around taehyung and now I'm sobbing
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PLEASE jimin was upset, and the way tae was trying so hard to get back in his good graces skdhjdjsn
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vmin experimenting with each other after reading some smutty BLs😳
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#vminau
🔞 Where college student Th accidentally sexts his psychology TA Jm, and the two can't quite seem to move past it.
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#vminau
where alpha th is an attorney who falls for jm, the pretty omega spouse to his most ruthless, wealthy client. It's easy keeping the affair hidden from jm's husband; he’s neglectful & oblivious to everything, never suspecting that the pup in jm's belly is actually th's.
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this isn't a very shy/flustered jimin moment, but I'm considering it as so because tae barely wrestled with him and he COMPLETELY crumbled and willingly fell to the ground
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An Affinity (7.1k) ||
#vmin
#vminau
🔞enemies to lovers, historic royalty au, smut, humiliation
🔞after a decades-long war, the fallen prince jm becomes a victory prize for the enemy of his kingdom, king th
giveaway fic for
@poisonlip
💝
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🔞
#vminau
chills travel down jm’s spine, chest rising & falling rapidly as he looks between th’s eyes & lips.
“what is it that you desire, my prince?” th asks softly, his deep voice laced with lust.
jm swallows the lump in his throat. “you, th. show me how much you love me.”
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*sweating* a
#vminau
where jm goes out on a date with sheltered rich boy th and absolutely ruins him
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boho, free-spirited college student th getting paired with preppy, overachiever jm for a class project where they constantly bicker and butt heads (and end up fcking in the library)
#vminau
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help I can't stop thinking about a 🔞
#vminau
where jm is sucking th off, and th has to keep completely silent because he's playing video games with friends online
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He and sj sets the bags of food on the counter. "Where’s jm-ah?"
"Oh he's out on the dancefloor with hobi and /kook/," th smirks, nodding in their direction. He stifles a laugh from the look on sj's face, eyes comically widening when he spots jk.
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Enemies to lovers
#vminau
where demon th is always trying to get into angel jm's pants. jm is beautiful and sweet and th wants nothing more than to absolutely ruin him. But then th is surprised when it's /him/ who gets absolutely ruined by that heavenly ass😌
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Infamia⚖️
✧explicit | vmin | 5k/10k words
✧omegaverse | secret affair | mpreg ✧Th was invincible to the element of surprise. Or so he thought. Falling in love with jm was the first surprise of his life. The second? Having a pup with him.
#vminau
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He turns back around, looking at the liquor before him and deciding some shots should remedy the situation.
Unfortunately, 7 shots in, th discovers the shots do /not/ make the situation any better. It, in fact, makes it 10 times fucking worse.
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"What kind of friend checks out their best friend at every given opportunity?" Yg bounces back, and th's jaw drops slightly at that.
"There's nothing wrong with /admiring/ your friend's body."
"Is that what they call it nowadays?" Yg snorts, earning an icy glare from th.
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Jm rolls his eyes, sighing in disappointment. He brings the mask up to his face, pointing at the tall ears on top. "I'm a playboy bunny!" He spins around, and th feels like he might actually faint as he watches jm shake his ass, showing off his cute little cotton tail.
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just want to reiterate what I've been saying FOREVER: just bc we don't see vmin interacting/together in public, doesn't mean they don't do so behind closed doors. these babies love each other🥰
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He snaps back to attention when yg clears his throat. He turns to look at him, the older man staring at him with a knowing look.
"What?" Th asks.
"Nevermind sj and jk; when are /you two/ gonna fuck?" Yg quips.
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Hs sighs. "Apparently sj got drunk awhile back and told jk it would be hot if he dressed up as a playboy bunny for halloween. so jm—like the hopeless romantic he is—convinced jk to dress up in hopes they /finally/ fuck. Jk only agreed to it if jm dressed up too."
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their friends cheer when they come out, yg dedicating a toast to the couple for "finally sealing the deal."
as promised, th dances with jm, and when he sees woong across the apartment, glaring bitterly, he gives jm's ass a proud squeeze, planting a sloppy kiss to his lips.
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"You guys are far beyond the realm of best friends."
"Well, that's true. We /are/ soulmates," th hums thoughtfully. Yg stares blankly at him. "What?"
"You hear yourself, right? You just called jm your soulmate."
"Yeah, and?"
Yg looks appalled. "That's not normal!"
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Shivers run down th's spine when jm runs his hands down his chest, admiring the costume. "Y-yeah, you did a great job picking it out."
"Of course I did! I know what suits you, th-gie. We're best friends, afterall," jm smiles.
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Finally, th hears the click clack of jm's chelsea boots coming down the hallway.
"Aish, took you long enough," th jeers. He puts his phone in his pocket and looks up. "You—" His heart drops into his ass when he sees jm.
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Th: baby I have a gift for you🥰
Jm: oh tae! you shouldn't ha—
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They make their way into the kitchen where hs and yg mixing cocktails. Hs looks up, eyes widening when he sees jm's outfit.
"Yahh, jm-ahh!" He sings. "You look fucking /sexy/!" Jm giggles as he spins around for hs, hs planting a few solid smacks to his ass.
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"Of course it is!" Th defends.
"I wouldn't say constant gushing about your soulmate is a normal /friendly/ thing," yg says.
"But it is? What kind of friend are you if you don't talk about your best friend like they're the most amazing human in the world?"
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"I even got the tail!"
th's dick jumps from the sight. "How...cute," he forces with a smile.
Jm giggles and turns around, walking up th. "And look at you! I told you you'd look great in this."
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🔞
#vminau
|| thinking about th coming home from his japan trip and jm giving him a (literal) warm welcome with some cockwarming. the catch? th is only allowed to move when jm says he can.
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"Ta-da!" Jm cheers. He poses, hands on his cheek while he pops his hip out. "So, what do you think?"
Th clears the lump in his throat. "What uh...what are you supposed to be?"
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The asshole is pressed up against jm, hands on his hips and dancing, way, /way/ too fucking close. Th's jaw clenches at the sight, and he can't ignore the peculiar way his stomach twists into a knot.
"You okay, tae?" Nj asks
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🔞
#vminau
|| this fic idea came to me last night and I've been obsessing over it for the past 24 hours 🙃
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/Hold up. Stop your horny thoughts right there./ Th shakes his head, looking away from jm and around at the other party guests. His eyes land in sj and nj approaching with snacks.
"Yah, joon-ah, jin!"
"Hey, you made it!" Nj cheers.
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He's got the biggest grin on his face, eyes scrunched into crescent moons from laughter as he and hs grind against jk. fuck, jm is just...perfect. his fun and caring personality, his giggle, his smile, his body...
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A fierce blush spreads across th's cheeks, and he forces a laugh, leaning casually against the counter. "Very funny."
"Do I sound like I'm joking," yg deadpans. "Seriously, I don't know how you guys aren't a couple yet."
"Um, because we're best friends?"
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Th gives a small smile, feeling guilty for thirsting over his friend, and looks at the front door. "We should get going, yeah? We still need to pick up some beer."
"Oh, right! I forgot about that, let's get going."
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He turns around, and he nearly drops his beer bottle to see jm and his acquaintance still dancing. But now, the douchebag is leaning down, whispering in jm's ear and getting sweet giggles out of him.
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"Here, this will help," yg says. He hands a shot to jk, who downs it immediately.
Jk wipes his mouth. "Is sj here yet?"
"Nada," hs says. Jk groans, and hs comes around the counter. "That's okay! We can take the time to kick back and get into seductive mode!"
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/Huh. That's fine. Totally fine./
So why does th have the overwhelming urge to kick this dude in the balls and take jm away from him?
Th doesn't know, and quite honestly, he doesn't /want/ to know why he's so pissed.
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"Ah, well let's hope jm's efforts are all for naught," th hums, retrieving a beer and popping it open.
Seconds later, jm reappears, hand in hand with a blushing jk. "Everyone, doesn't jk look great!"
"Jm-ah!" Jk whines. He attempts to flee but is stuck in place by jm's grip.
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They go buy some beer, and th wishes his best friend had elected to stay in the vehicle after noticing all the ravenous looks he receives in the store. To th's dismay, the stares don't stop when they arrive at nj's apartment, eyes locking on jm the moment they walk in.
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Jm's dressed in a strapless pink bodysuit, white chelsea boots and white stockings high on his legs. He's got a white mask in hand, and the gears in th's mind are working overtime to make sense of the sight before him.
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"Probably hiding in the bathroom," yg snorts. "He's been too shy to come out."
"Ugh, jk," jm groans. "I'm not going to let him ruin our plan!" He marches off to the bathroom, and th turns to hs and yg, brows knit in confusion.
"'Plan?'" Th echoes.
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Jm heads for the door, cotton tail flopping, and it takes everything in th's power to stare at the back of jm's head instead of his perky ass.
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"There's nothing romantic between me and jm. We're /just/ friends."
Yg simply rolls his eyes and returns to making cocktails. Th takes a seat at the bar, sipping on beer and admiring (yes, /admiring/) jm on the dancefloor.
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Th sighs, knowing he can't deny jm anything. "I promise." He holds up his pinky, to which jm wraps his own tiny pinky around.
Jm backs away, pointing between th and yg. "You two don't drink all the alcohol!"
Th laughs, eyes shifting down to jm's ass as he prances away.
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Jm had been gushing to th for weeks about his costume. What the costume exactly was, well, that was a surprise, But jm /did/ tell th that he and jk would be matching. Something silly, if th had to guess.
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"I know! I'm almost done!" jm calls put.
"You said that 20 minutes ago."
"Th-ah you can't rush perfection."
Th sighs and leans against the couch, pulling out his phone to peruse social media while he awaits jm's grand entrance.
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"Looks like they're having a good time," sj says, eyes glued on jk.
"Yeah, especially jm," yg says smugly.
Th snaps around to see the new development. Jm is smoothly swaying with the music, a shy smile on his face as dances with some dude th has never seen before.
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Nous fleurissons en hiver (Ch. 1 - 12.5k)
🔞age gap, infidelity, bdsm
🔞love blooms in the harshest conditions between pjm, primo ballerino of The Royal Ballet, & kth, his performance director & a married father of two.
for
@domtopkthfest
#vmin
#vminau
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Th's cheeks burn. "Hey, what about me!" He breathes a sigh of relief when hs lets go of jm and turns his attention to him.
Hs pokes his lip out in sympathy. "Oh, tae-ah, you look sexy too!"
"Where’s kook?" Jm asks, looking at the crowd in the apartment.
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Jm turns to th, grabbing onto his forearm and pulling. "Th-gie come dance!"
"Jm-ah you know I need at least 12 drinks before I set foot on the dancefloor," th chides, though the pout on jm's face nearly makes him give in.
"Promise me you'll dance with me at least once tonight?"
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It's the night of nj's annual Halloween party. Th slides on his jacket, completing his racecar driver costume as he awaits jm to come out of his room.
"Yah, jm-ah, we're going to be late!"
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*romantic jazz playing in the background*
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"Yes! Let's go dance! Maybe warm up with some flirting?" Jm wiggles his eyebrows, glancing at the guests.
"Oh god," jk sighs.
Yg hands him another shot. "Some more liquid courage for ya."
Jk throws it back, and before he can protest some more, hs drags him out into the crowd.
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He pretends to be interested in the long list of food purchases, staring intensely at each individual item, but try as he might, he can't stop thinking about jm and his new.../acquaintance/.
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He keeps his back turned to them for a few songs, staying focused on his friends and doing his best to listen to their conversations. After about 5 or so songs, th determines it's a good time to check in on jm—make sure he isn't making an sos call to escape the prick.
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Th turns back to his friends, noticing the smug smile on yg's face. He clears his throat and grins, casually waving his hand. "Yeah, I'm good. What snacks did you guys bring?"
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