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Depressed Russian millennial. Occasional posting about geopolitics, philosophy, literature & history. Focusing on the European theatre of WWIII

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@vixensarevixens
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It is not a secret that Victory Day holds a special place in the hearts and minds of my fellow countrymen. It was the war of annihilation waged by a superior enemy, but against the odds, we prevailed. Today's thread commemorates this memory through top-5 Soviet war movies 🧵
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@vixensarevixens
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@ZelenskyyUa Russia is shelling the plant which it controls? Fucking clown
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@HotSotin You Ukro shills are beyond pathetic and salty 😂
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@MyLordBebo This kind of cuckold behaviour is painful to watch
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@rshereme Why are you all so petty? Just own it for once
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@MyLordBebo Can someone remind me who enslaved black people? Fucking hypocrites
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@Bundeskanzler It is indeed a historic day not for Ukraine or Russia but for the West which lost its final shreds of credibility. Hooray, I guess
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@DrewPavlou What a clown you are
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@JohannaNyman5 No survival instincts were detected under this post
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@VolodyaTretyak Damn, you are pathetic. Another ratio is inevitable
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@djuric_zlatko British Navy has been taking so many Ls lately that it's embarrassing
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@vixensarevixens
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@StephenKing Why does every pro-Ukrainian slogan have to be so cringe?
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@secretsqrl123 David will undoubtedly go down as the most retarded observer of the war. What an absolute travesty of a human being you are
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@zaalsikar Even according to Wikipedia, the population of Berlin by August 12 1945, was equivalent to 2.8 million citizens. Dividing this number by two and disregarding the fact that there is a chunk of the population that were kids and infants, there is no way we arrive at a 2M figure 🤡
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@NATO How NATO started, and it's the most precious prospect 🤡
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@officejjsmart Jason is the sponsor of retarded propaganda. Btw, I thought the ruble was collapsing, what happened, clown?
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@apmassaro3 Paul, as per my last suggestion to improve your generic content, I am also willing to give you a crash course on primary school maths. Being able to count would help you realise that NATO is out of ammo, and Russia’s Black Sea Fleet is far from depleted.
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@ZelenskyyUa @avucic Serbia stands with Russia
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@sumlenny @ZelenskyyUa Has any of your predictions actually come to fruition? Genuine question
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@wartranslated Still a bigger man than you lol
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@sumlenny Ukraine will lose much more territory if it does not negotiate now. For every sane person, this is as clear as day
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@saintjavelin It was a military facility, warmongering ghoul
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@donaldtusk Is this Alexey that you are referring to?
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@maria_drutska Next time, you will be crying about why Russia attacked Ukraine’s energy infrastructure, I am going to post your disgusting video with a blunt war crime to remind the world what a hypocritical scum you are, Maria. Enjoy the Stone Age in Ukraine
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@rshereme Roman, I wonder when draft dodger like you would stop yapping on Twitter and join the trenches instead since you are so eager for this war to continue
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@cjoyalb Для нерусского живущего в Лондоне у тебя слишком много контента про Россию. Я понимаю что на анг не вывозишь, но минимальное самоуважение нужно же иметь
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@officejjsmart Just like the ruble collapsed the other day, right, buddy boy?
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@officejjsmart You are a clown
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@AdaetsX Предлагаю завалить ебало и писать на казахской мове, а то этот высер ради внимания выглядит пиздец убого
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@apmassaro3 Paul, for a measly $100 per tweet, I will write you the most compelling content on an ad hoc basis. Alternatively, fire your current copywriter, as this repetition of empty words is just embarrassing at this point
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@WarMonitor3 Ukraine will lose, cry harder
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@ukraine_map I still can’t decide who is the bigger cunt, you or David. It seems that you are both suited for the first place, but due to being obscenely obese, you would not be able to share it :(
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@markomihkelson Talk all you want, but you are getting jackshit
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@vixensarevixens
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Guys, WTF?!?!? Mass RT, they can't silence Geroman’s account! No fucking way. We will always stand together.
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@qirimlia Uttering this cope will not change the fact that Crimea is Russian
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@IAPonomarenko Next time maybe ask your nazi boys not to shoot civilians indiscriminately? Fucking clown
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@cirnosad Zionists had a better PR manager
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@BohdanKrotevych It looks like your understanding of geopolitics is akin to your military skills of surrendering en masse. In other words, it’s shite
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@zloy_odessit Каких украинских поэтов/писателей изучают в Оксфорде, безграмотный долбоеб?
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@sumlenny Care to explain you logic, clown?
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@SarahAshtonLV Ok, then Ukraine never existed until 1991 🤡
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I find it hilarious that the absolute majority of NAFOs express themselves through poorly made memes and/or propaganda images. Even more amusing is that they think that these pictures can be equated to a coherent argument. 🇺🇦 supporters are brain-dead, and nothing can help them
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@IAPonomarenko Your self-projection is beyond hilarious
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@Zlatti_71 It sounds almost precisely like Russian with very few exceptions, lol. I understood 101% of it
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@sumlenny Sergei, what do you read in your free time, apart from Nazi pamphlets and Tony Snyder, of course. I am genuinely curious what kind of garbage you consume to spit out such moronic nonsense
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@petite_michelle Ah, yes, that notorious Nazi dehumanisation. You can’t make this shit up
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@SmartUACat Your cope is just said but also immensely satisfying
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@MyLordBebo Russia is not going to that clown show summit lol
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Upon receiving the Gold Star (unofficially hero of Russia), Givi came back home and told his mother: “You know, Mom, if I could, I would share this star piece by piece with all my guys.” This is the kind of commander and a person he was. We remember. 🫡
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🇷🇺 Mikhail "Givi" Sergeyevich Tolstykh, was assassinated seven years ago today. Forever a hero of Donbass and commander of the world famous Somalia battalion during the Second Battle of Donetsk Airport. Вечная Слава освободителям Донбасса!
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@Dmitry924456551 Та самая Камала которая закончила тот же университет красноречия и здравого смысла что и Кличко? Интересное предсказание человека который не следит за американской политикой и делает абсолютно голосовое заявления. Другими словами, хуйню несёшь, Вася
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@AdrianP_doc Come and make us do that, coward
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One Ukrainian c*nt from a University I went to has been posting vile stuff recently, saying that a good Russian is a dead Russian (on Instagram). Today, she was reported to the student council, facing an imminent expulsion. She is a PhD student. Sweet revenge :З
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@vixensarevixens
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@wartranslated It worked, and they gained a foothold. Now cry louder
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@ofmontenegroo Soon, you will be reading how Ukraine was cut off from electricity it purchases from Hungary
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@vixensarevixens
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My friends, I am offline because my girlfriend came to visit me. And with a new client at work, I will remain less active in the foreseeable future, but please remember that: 1) Ukraine is losing 2) God is with Russia (as always) 3) Наше дело правое Love you all 🫶
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@djuric_zlatko This has to be from a comedy sketch on SNL or smth; Macron is the ultimate 🤡
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@AdamKinzinger @RusEmbUSA Crimea is Russia and you are a clown
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🧵Ukrainian info space uses the argument of its continued colonial oppression as the core reason for war. But how true is that? This thread will shed light on the perplexities inherent to the history of Russia and its neighbours in the context of imperial rule, but instead of
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@officejjsmart Jay, what is your PhD degree? I am genuinely curious because I’ve met high-school students who have more self-awareness than you
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@zloy_odessit Во-первых, если за славу нации кричишь, то почему не на держаной мове размовляешь. Ну а во-вторых, именно из-за таких уродов как ты Украина проиграла эту войну. Парня искренне жаль, он хотел другой жизни, ну а тебе только русские войска осталось ждать, потому что свои же повесят
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@jtimsuggs Wtf is this shit
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Judging by the list of names liquidated in Odessa, the partisans are working relentlessly But there were also civilian casualties, with reports claiming that the second missile hit the same place when evacs were there Targeting civilians should always be off-limits
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Another brilliant piece of exposé, everyone must check it out. We always knew that Jay was a coward and a pussy but like his weirdo friend Pekka, the trend of pedos larping as Ukrainian supporters continues. I am glad that their “redemption” ark is finally coming to an end :)
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Who is Jay in Kyiv? Jay in Kyiv @jayinkyiv on X (as of June 2022) is “an American and long time Kyiv resident who works in private investment” at least according to his “author” bio on the Kyiv Post’s website (he co-wrote ONE article to date). In present day reality, Jay larps
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@MAXALEXHARDY *на Украине А так трагедия, не было семьи в СССР (включая мою) которая бы не пострадала от репрессиий, только вот это было не по национальному признаку, клоун ты ебаный
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@MFAestonia Bro is crying about being bombed due to this whole Nazi debacle, what a fucking joke
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@ZelenskyyUa Is this you giving a standing ovation to an ex-SS officer?
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@wartranslated What a pathetic loser you are
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@wartranslated Little bro is seething at the core principles of democracy in action. What a hypocrite you are
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Guys, do you see this tweet? Please react to it if you do. I think Satanist got me again, but this time, there was no notification from the Twitter support team.
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@MyLordBebo This will show these pesky Russians that we mean business
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@IAPonomarenko You will lose both wars lol
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@AndriyYermak Do you think when Ukrainian people realise that you and the rest of the scum in your junta gov made bank on the war instead of actually helping the country, they would hang or lynch you, Andriy? I bet on the latter
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@Kasparov63 Crimea is Russia and you are a clown
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@cjoyalb Как обычно тупой высер который еще и основан исключительно на личной ненависти вкупе с комплексами. Я тут только за ratio
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@NashaCanada Ух как же вас корёжит нацистов проклятых. Отлично. То ли еще будет)
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@IAPonomarenko 🇺🇦 should have signed that treaty in 2022 when Russia offered it in good faith. What did you say when civilians got killed in Belgorod, sow the wind reap the whirlwind? Russian jets are airborne, some whirlwind there you got yourself, mate
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@GoncharenkoUa Hey clown, is this you?
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Reminder, on his greatest combo … the receival of it.
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@golub Never forget
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@SenoreAmore Correct me if I am wrong, but he is not some kind of gangster but the head of Ukrainian intelligence. The way how he wears it is hilarious
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@FARED_ALHOR Crimea is Russia, cry harder
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After witnessing how virtually every pro-Ukrainian account parroted this BS about the failed incursion into Belgorod, it's safe to say that it's GG. Some even report they continue strikes on Belgorod while soldiers and equipment are needed elsewhere. Syrskyi is hilariously inept
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@RealJakeBroe @WallStreetSilv Are you seriously suggesting that NATO would strike Russia with nukes if it uses a tactical warhead against Ukraine? I knew that Ukro bros were retards, but not to such an extent, LMAO
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@saintjavelin Is this a retarded edition?
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@NATOpoRusski Это пародийный аккаунт? Я уже спрашивал, просто не получил ответа и хочу уточнить
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@IAPonomarenko He came to act as a mediator in your unconditional surrender, but please keep laughing
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@tvrain От поддержки Ивлеевой конечно ни холодно, ни жарко, но Настюша поступает мудро (как минимум утилитарно), ибо за бугром она нахуй никому не нужна
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RIP BOZO
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@JurgenKingsmann >несем «подарки» для пиара >женщина шлёт их закономерно нахуй >ВСУ: «русня ебана» Добродетели 🤡
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I would like to congratulate SBU’s decision-making centre for successfully intercepting two of Russia’s hypersonic missiles. Keep up the good work, and more to come
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@georgian_legion Wtf is this cringe?
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@IAPonomarenko Soon to become *Kharkov TV tower
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The shooter is reportedly a 71-year-old man; it's so over for NAFO
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Hey, NAFO, how is the Kursk incursion doing? All good?
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@golub Cope more
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@ZelenskyyUa Look who came to join his Nazi masters
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@tweet4Anna_NAFO You are a scum who celebrates the death of civilians without even trying to hide it. I assume you take it from your grandparents, who welcomed Hitler in France with an open heart. Once a Nazi, always a Nazi
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