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The main bonus with living in the tropics is, you buy a basket of limes at the market and you get an unexpected gift inside.
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Just received an emergency call; Apparently Hector dragged a dead dolphin all the way to our dock and refuses to share with the others, & now there’s a bunch of angry crocodiles in my front yard so my grandpa can’t go outside to drink his beer.
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They kicked me out of the neighborhood’s WhatsApp groupchat because I told my neighbor that if she shot the crocs that nest in my property I was gonna shoot her eight pugs 😔
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Why do people not say bless you anymore. Like. You’ll sneeze and they just look at you like this.
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Next year they gonna announce that Spinosaurus was actually just a social experiment.
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@kristen4moore
Every word of this felt like a branding iron going over a wound [which it itself had caused] that never began to heal. We are strangers on the Internet, but for this brief moment where I read and reply, we are friends. I send you and your loved ones every bit of love I can.
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The least believable thing about Pacific Rim isn’t the giant robots or alien superintelligence, but rather international cooperation.
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We should also be teaching octopuses how to communicate through typing like we do chimpanzees and gorillas. I feel like they’d be incredibly funny in a lowkey mean way.
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Can’t even eat an empanada in peace because here comes the "🤲🏼🥺?" crowd…
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My favorite thing about men is how they will set foot on the beach and the first thought they get is "I have to dig a Big Hole", and then a group of other men gathers around them to help.
Idk if that’s instinctive or what but I’m fascinated by it.
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Mycology is so beautiful because there’s so little about fungi that we know and understand, yet without a conscious cooperation between them and us our World could not function. They communicate, reason, build and live in community just like us. Isn’t it great how alike we are!!
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If this is your bed dm me.
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I genuinely think that if you willingly participate in the privatization of scientific information, you don’t get to call yourself a scientist, scicommer or any other derivate.
Science belongs to everyone. Should not be paywalled, auctioned, turned into digital goods, etc.
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Hector is the 7ft long crocodile who lives in our front yard, who for some reason likes to sit under the sprinklers whenever they’re on.
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Hi! Microbiologist here!
You will start to cough in seven days.
Zyn soaked in deer blood, don’t fade this bio hack
The content of the blood especially in wild game renders it a very powerful neutropic, even more so when reacting with nicotine
Nutrient dense and saves the digestive system energy. Why do you think adrenochrome is a thing?
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Your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. Your 1st priority should always be telling everyone you know about hagfish slime.
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Science & scientific knowledge are and should always be public property.
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When people assume I’m stupid because I have an accent it really makes me laugh because not only am I smarter than them, I’m also funnier and prettier and better at Mario Kart.
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Gonna start charging people $5 for every minute of my time they waste.
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Hi. Sorry to be so mean about this but I’ve seen so many tweets about it doing the rounds again.
If yall think hamsters have a track record of dying traumatic deaths [and if yall think it’s funny], it’s bc yall didn’t take good care of them and neglected them. You the problem.
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Totally unrelated pic I took a while ago.
The skeleton of a Gorgosaurus, a T. rex relative that roamed the Earth about 80 million years ago, sold at a Sotheby’s auction for $6.1 million with fees. Some scientists have criticized the commercialization of the earth’s evolutionary history.
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The Permian was full of vaguely dog-shaped things and I think that’s so very nice :^)
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The coatis learned how to ring the doorbell and now I’m constantly being ding dong-ditched by them, which is to say I am in a new level of Hell.
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I watched it nine times in cinemas and my mom got so concerned for my mental health that she paid me to go see a therapist.
I went to go see it three more times with that money.
What’s a movie you saw more than once in the theaters during its original run?
It's better not to ask me how many times I saw some of these...
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"Is he cute or is he just tall" but it’s "is he cute or is he just a misunderstood, extinct marine animal"
[The answer is "both"]
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Today I decided to walk back into the Ocean and devolve so if anybody comes looking for me just tell them I went out to face destiny.
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It’s Misinformation Friday! Let’s go and use our platform for spreading completely false facts ideated by a pseudoscientist for fun, instead of actual science education since the lack of controversy won’t boost my numbers and ppl won’t join me on the ego trip.
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Will never forgive the US for gentrifying taquerias. Four tacos & a drink are roughly around $9 in México, how are you gonna make me pay $15 for TWO tacos???? Beloved, TWO????? Yo creo que no 😟🤚🏼
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How do I explain to yall that people who are in their 20s and 30s aren’t old. My parents are in their 40s and I wouldn’t even think of calling them old. People have time to figure life out.
Except for me though. Time has passed me by and I’m decaying and have achieved nothi-
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I’m happy to announce that I will soon release Dunkleosteus 2; like our original beloved friend, but I’ve given him a gun.
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Bugs are excellent, healthy and an ingredient you can get creative with. People just brainwashed by colonialism.
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There is so much peace in being a paleo nerd who doesn’t care about dinosaurs. It’s me and my dead fish hanging out, and what yall gonna do about it.
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Good thing they foresaw getting blocked but still please don’t do this.
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Love looking at my dunk tattoo and thinking about how that one previously popular paleoartist shit-talked me because it was ""inaccurate"" but now, it is THEM who was completely off and I somehow just happened to nail it entirely on accident and based on amateur research.
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People keep thinking I’m from Florida or Louisiana when I mention I live in the Gulf of México, and get surprised when I tell them I’m not. Almost like they think México isn’t… Also connected… To the Gulf of… México…
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Do you guys like my dog? He’s bonier than most but still manages fine.
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Sowwy besties I fully do believe that life does exist outside Earth [not necessarily humanoid tho] but this to me seems like one of those things the US Govt puts out to distract people from a bigger, more important, actually tangible issue.
Former US intelligence official David Grusch claims under oath that aliens exist and that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies.
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As a Latina I am proud to announce that today I threw a chancla with voilent intent for the very first time. And I did NOT miss.
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Hi! Please enjoy this video I took of my neighborhood’s coati family! Bye! 🐾
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Hey some relationship advice, don’t preface "can we get milkshakes?" with "Can we talk about something?" because I think I just made my man’s life flash before his eyes for no reason.
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If you see fish in a body of water you can wrestle them for free. If you win, they will tell you a secret. If you lose, you have to give them your teeth.
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Dolphins think they the cutest in the ocean like umm? You her👇🏼? No? Then shut the eeeeeEeEeEEEee up.
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Officially left the pharmaceutical industry yesterday to accept my dream job as a chemistry professor, and my brother is already on his bs.
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I know I ain’t American but you can’t convince me that places like Minnesota, Nebraska and Ohio are real. People who CLAIM they come from those states are actually manufactured at the very back of a Pepsi factory or something. Sorry, no offense, it’s just the facts.
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Kept on telling and retelling yall that some things are not either "twitter drama" or up to be given the benefit of the doubt, or to be open to speculation without tangible proof. Some things are serious, and can be proven. Like so.
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Why don’t we have an arapaima emoji.
We deserve an arapaima emoji.
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People with symmetrical faces think they rule this World but I’m the one walking down the street looking like a Picasso so I’d suggest they tone it down.
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6’5 door guy at the beach bar looked at me and was like "Alright Polly Pocket you’re in"; ok Jenga Tower thank you.
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Hi! Mexican born, raised, habiting/habited the country:
This is not true. Our SC made abortion banning laws unconstitutional, but it is up to states to fix those laws individually, which could take them as long as they want. In some states, abortion is still punishable by law.
In Mexico 🇲🇽 when abortion rights were up for debate they marched to the presidential palace & attempted to burn it down. The Mexican government quickly decriminalized Abortion nationwide soon after that.
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Not beating the I Am Lazy allegations so I don’t think this is gonna go anywhere for a while but have a Big and Baby dunks as a goodnight gift [from me to you].
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Making grown-up money and liking stuffed animals are two things that, when combined, become a dangerous little game.
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Watched TLoU yesterday for the first time and now I’m obsessing over trying to figure out whether you can harvest and cook these guys’ heads or no.
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I talk about prehistoric fish so much that nobody knows what my favorite dinosaur is… I have cloaked myself in mystery…
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Person who is moving on to vet school saying they hate pouring agar bc it gets repetitive and tedious like my beloved do you know how many orange cats you’re gonna have to castrate in the future. Please get used to this, idk what to tell you.
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I just don’t think there’s enough lighthearted chaos in the World anymore. How many people have been hit with a custard pie in the last decade? Not enough, that’s for sure!!
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Stop releasing Oreo flavors and start releasing new hamsters. I need a new breed hamster who spits acid.
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If The Mandalorian has shown us anything, it’s that being nice was 100000% Yoda’s choice. All things considered, he was probably the apex predator in Dagobah.
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Every video about sea life is like "strange marine creatures were filmed at the bottom of the ocean 😱😱😱" like no bro those are our personal friends and they aren’t strange at all like you’re also funky-lookin and no one say nothing abt it shut up
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Had a horrible dream I’d been sent into the jungle to hunt a Bulbasaur and I cried the whole time because I didn’t wanna do it and my dead great-grandpa kept calling me a spineless clown.
Good morning.
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Life is literally so beautiful to me right now because we’re slowly but surely seeing the return of full-scale practical effects. I cannot believe I get to exist at the same time as projects like these. Film is so back baby.
Behind the scenes of the final monster in ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’
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I used to have one just like this but it scared my grandma so much that she threw it away and when I found out I cried so hard I threw up and my eyes got so swollen I couldn’t open them for a whole day.
every day I wake up and think about the Phantom Menace promotional Jar Jar Binks mug I used to drink out of as a kid
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My cousin got married a couple months ago to his long-distance girlfriend after 6 months of dating and people were saying they weren’t gonna last but today they bought a house and announced they were expecting and honestly I love that for them. Kill the hate with success.
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@cultofthelamb
Guys don’t worry the devs are just coding in a dialogue of Lambert saying "fuck".
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Yeah social media is bad for a person’s mental health but you know what’s worse?… e-mails.
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Just as a quick note [bc scicomm media loves to antagonize arachnids], this isn’t actually true! The actual "parachuting" occurs when they are still slings; not noticeable at all. The Jorō Spider [T. clavata] is gentle and avoids contact with humans. They ain’t dangerous to us!
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"You’re not asking for too much, you’re just asking the wrong person" I remind myself as the lady at my local fish market tells me she cannot sell me one of the live octopuses in the tank to keep as a friend.
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Can we be honest for a second and admit that many of us who are members of underprivileged communities are in STEM because it provides us with better opportunities and not necessarily because it makes us happy. Because I feel like it’s important to respect and recognize that.
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I said some very unkind things to myself this morning so I’m here to remind yall that the coatis making a fool out of you and stealing your laundry from the clothesline [for the nth time] does NOT give you permission to call yourself an idiot. You are NOT one. THEY are evil!!!
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Intellectually, no. I could not win a fight against a mushroom.
But physically? No as well.
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Ornithology should only be taught by talking parrots. No human can be as qualified.
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