what a rollercoaster of a day yesterday was how did i end up at a famous actor wife’s after party and got offered coke when i started at lil flea having a horrible time running into people u don’t wanna run into listening to music i didnt wanna listen to 10/10 mumbai day
i got frisked by a cop randomly on a road, and i bet it was the piercings
this whole piercings hai toh drugs bhi honge stereotype is gonna be the reason behind my jailtime✅
my go-to panipuriwala is apparently in jail now i’ll have to go through the whole selection process again fml ashok bhaiya ke bail ke liye fundme time cuz that man never missed✅😭
Yes I know you're getting a divorce and losing the kids but have you ever dropped an airpod onto the floor of a dimly lit, fully packed economy class flight?
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Happy Birthday, Shah Rukh Khan! 🎉🎂 Wishing the Bollywood superstar a day filled with joy, success, and countless more years of entertaining us with your incredible talent. 🌟
#HappyBirthdaySRK
working out is just a coping mechanism because ur body is always sore from some muscle group day, so u forget ur hurting on the inside, feeling like ghajini rn, ripped n no memory
arctic monkeys finally released their new album and it’s very TBHC which is surprising cuz every album has a different sound but it took me a while to like TBHC so this is fucking magic to my ears god bless alex turner
thank u amal for making me realize how beautiful radiohead is i used to shit on people for being into radiohead but i have been converted into a radiohead head
life for me has actually become like thanos has done the snap and the people are my friends and this shit ain’t temporary & I’m tired of playing the optimist