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Consultant Uro-Andrologist. MCh Urology. Photography buff. Here only for puns. #Medpuns
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Every 3 minutes, an Italian and every 10 minutes, an Iranian is dying.
That's the scale of this pandemic!
And here we have educated illiterates hiding travel histories and running away from quarantine.
Lockdown is a must & only tough measures can sail us through.
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Studying even during a strike, that's peak medicos for you!
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To all those who think doctors loot money,
I'm 29 and have got two degrees, MBBS & MS, now in first year of MCh Urology and my mode of commuting to hospital is
"Bajaj pulsar 135" which my dad bought for me 11 years back.
Yeah, that's how rich I'm at 29.
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It really isn't that easy to work in PPEs in this scorching heat.
Salute to all my fellow health care workers who are giving their everything to defeat this virus.
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Pehle AIPMT aayega,
Phir 4 & 1/2 years MBBS,
Phir 1 year Internship,
Phir Pre PG preparation aur NEET,
Phir 3 years MD/MS,
Phir MD/MS exam,
Phir DM/Mch entrance exam,
Phir 3 years DM/Mch aur exam.
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From being her First Follower in twitter to becoming her Follower forever in real life! ❤️❤️
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Every fever is covid,
Every common cold is covid and
Every throat pain is covid unless until proven otherwise.
Living in denial will only delay the diagnosis and treatment and spreads the disease to your loved ones.
Get tested, isolate yourself and start the treatment.
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MBBS, MS, MCh Urology officially! 😃
Done with the degrees at age 31! Phew! 😃
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Newly joined nursing staff wrote this in their log book :
"Patient was taken inside on OT table and seduced under general anaesthesia".
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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Reminder after reminder to get out of this system!
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Blaming doctors for expensive bills in corporate hospitals is like blaming the waiter for expensive bill in a five star hotel.
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No one cares about your struggle or story until you win.
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Bengal is the only state to install a bureaucratic layer between the doctor and patient.
Even if a doctor decides that a patient needs to be tested immediately, a body constituted by the state government will ‘verify’ whether there is a need for testing & may refuse permission.
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Unless you're getting paid, don't take this RW-LW ecosystem shit seriously.
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How do you advice to take paracetamol twice daily?
Dolo!
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Learn to say "I don't know about it, consult respective specialist" instead of giving wrong advices on twitter.
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Dear Indians, it's time to show your solidarity and support to condemn the constant assaults on doctors and raise awareness.
Tweet with hashtag
#IStandWithDoctors
, to show your support.
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With the amount of steroids being used left, right and centre, the next wave will be a plethora of steroid related complications.
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Called wife and told that I came in contact with multiple positive patients today and will isolate myself, she responded that she also came in contact with positive patients and there is no need.
#DoctorsLife
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No matter how much you got in 10th board exams, at the end of the day it is only used as Date of birth proof.
So chill.
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Ramdev ≠ Hinduism
Ramdev ≠ Ayurveda
Ramdev = Quack
Ramdev = Businessman
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First year MBBS students cutting cake in dissection hall.
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Japan announced a state of emergency with rise of 5200 cases a day.
PM Modi tweeted "Have never seen such huge crowds at a rally" on a day when India clocked 2.6 lakh new cases.
History should never forget the blunders made by this govt.
(1/2)
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Remember a month back, we used to be scared about Italy having 3000-4000 new cases every day.
Today we had 3656 new cases in spite of 40 days of lockdown!
With the relaxation from today, it's hard to even imagine the number of rise in daily cases in another 2 weeks.
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Make your kids lawyers in this country, not doctors!
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First you read 19 subjects over 4 & 1/2 years - MBBS,
Then you read 1 subject of it over 3 years -MD/MS,
Then you read 1 section of that subject over next 3 years - DM/MCh,
Then you read a part of it again for 1-2 years - Subspecialty,
Then you practice!
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Kidnapper - we've kidnapped your intern.
PG - Please let me speak to my intern.
Kidnapper - Here you go.
PG - why didn't you send investigations of 2nd bed patient ?
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Have you noticed the steady fall in cases ever since Rajnikanth got vaccinated.
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The biggest irony of pulmonologist smoking cigarettes after opd.
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I've encountered covid pts atleast a dozen times(without PPE) in last 1 month,did dressings,examined in OPDs & later they were positive on testing.
Only thing which protected me was, a simple snugly fitting N95 MASK.
#MaskUpIndia
It works better than vaccine with 100% efficacy.
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Amit Shah : Medanta hospital.
Yediyurappa : Manipal hospital.
Wish both of them a speedy recovery but if they have any conscience, they should start thinking about improving Government hospitals & PHCs atleast now.
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No matter how much hate you receive for your profession,
You're still someone's hope, someone's hero!
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"Correlate clinically" is the sophisticated and professional way of telling "sab apna apna dekh lo".
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It takes 3 years to be MD,
It takes 3 more years to be DM.
This is the tenet of medicine.
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Imagine working in this place,
Putting notes to all patients,
Sending investigations,
Doing bedside procedures,
Doing debridements, dressings,
Transfusing blood,
Writing discharges,
Pulling trolleys to shift patients etc!
All this in Many more wards like this!
That's residency!
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MBBS - Extreme political inclination.
MD/MS - Mild political inclination.
DM/MCh/Post PG : Ghanta politics, career aur family important hai.
(PS : Exceptions do exist)
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If after all this, if you re-elect the same jokers, then the joke is on you.
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Dear
@drharshvardhan
,
The person standing next to you has labelled Allopathy as stupid & diwalia science & stated that lakhs of people died due to allopathic medicines.
Is this the respect allopathic doctors get after fighting covid for more than a year losing 1000+ doctors?
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We both are just one LASIK away from being celebrity couple!
@mintybookworm
#OkSorryBye
#PleaseDontBlockMe
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Reply one motivational quote that is branch specific -
Urology - This too shall pass
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Who called it menstrual history and not periodic table.
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Not that I'm flaunting, but ye mera gaadi hai. I can buy 10 such vehicles right now.
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*MBBS Graduation day*
Non-medico friend : "You can be proud that finally you can stop studying."
Me : "Well, I still haven't left it behind."
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How to identify a doctor on twitter?
You don't have to, they tell themselves.
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Why are Indian medical degrees not valid abroad?
Why not standardise Indian medical degrees in par with UK/USA?
Has any government ever thought about this?
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So engrossed with saturation values day in and day out these days that saw my battery percent being 83%, had a mini heart attack instantly.
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A group of people were stranded in a ship in the middle of sea.
So couple of them assaulted the captain & the crew,
As a result the crew started protesting.
Head of the group said, "Let's not assault them till we reach the shore".
Captain & the crew thanked them for this.
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The day your non-medico friends/relatives take your side & support doctors over fraud businessmen, understand that it's the hospitals & not doctors responsible for exorbitant bills & consider you as just another professional, that day will be the real tribute to covid warriors.
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13,960 New cases in a single day today in US!! 😳😳😳😳
A total of 38,167 cases now!
They had 823 cases 5 days back!
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Just googled the anatomical location of thalamus. Quite surprised it isn't related to uterus.
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The salary for Assistant professor after doing MBBS,MD,DM Endocrinology and for MBBS,MS,MCh Pediatric surgery is 60,000₹ per month and so is for other specialty departments as well.
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India is the only country in the world where the public are constantly attacking doctors online and offline amidst a global pandemic.
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Patient while giving his history, said
"I got CPR done yesterday too."
There was total Silence in OPD.
And then patient added, here is the report.
Phew, it was CRP 😅
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Follow just 2 rules during per urethral catheterization :
1) Never inflate the balloon without efflux of urine.
2) Always put back the retracted prepuce.
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Why are orthopaedicians always happy?
Coz they work with joints.
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Anatomists are good at relations while Microbiologists are good at cultures.
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It's hard to even imagine that these doctors who were manhandled today were the same doctors who formed the main workforce in our fight against covid for last 2 years.
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In Urology residency, doing everything except Urology.
Managing SARI,
Managing ARDS,
Managing thrombotic complications,
Managing uncontrolled sugars,
Now started managing mucormycosis too!
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Cutest thing today was an elderly covid patient pressuring me to have his salty peanuts while I was in PPE kit.
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Fishes can be too mach in Bengal and too meen in Karnataka.
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Before joining MCh and 2 months into MCh.
5 kg loss! No diet, no workout, Just residency! 😀
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Internship stipend was 15k,
MS stipend in 3 years was, 30-35-40K for 80+ working hours a week.
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Have done many stupid things in life but never kept my own photo as phone home screen.
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Of course, Dr Devi Shetty & Dr Naresh Trehan are successful doctors with lots of media presence.
Coz they are surgeons and surgeons are good at PR.
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Your story will be heard only if you're successful.
From Neet SS rank 375 to Aiims MCh rank 10 in 2 months, I've been asked by many to share the strategy which was the same for both neet as well as Aiims, earlier it was unheard but now so many calls.
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I thought the guy who replied was a doctor, only to realise he is an engineer!
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Got to cover my colleague's duty too since she is down with covid symptoms.
After all this is over, I want someone to write a book/make a documentary how overburdened our health care system was.
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While in residency, if you're changing the lab values just to get anesthesia fitness, you're not cheating the anesthetist, you're the cheating the innocent patient.
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One is an Indian Newspaper & one is Taiwan news portal.
Guess which is Indian one?!
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Interns deserve uniform stipend.
Period. There should be no discussion over it.
Never forgetting the roots, interns do both the work of intern & that of nurse, yet is always unrecognised & underpaid.
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Trust your Urologist. They would leave no stone unturned to treat you.
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Life is difficult in general, it is more difficult if your wife is good at English.
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Twitter should start verifying accounts who claim to be doctors.🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂
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In OT, two residents were talking about party since one of them got his first major procedure, and the elderly patient who underwent the procedure interrupts asking whether he is invited for the party.
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People using zoom and several Chinese apps with serious security concerns are bothered about breach of privacy by an Indian app.
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Medicine is not a profession or 9-5 job, it's a way of living.
~ Dr. Kypros Nicolaides
(The Surgeon's cut episode 1)
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