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spreading a rumor about myself that i have a recording date set for two singles with a full band
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one of a kind table designed by an architect in colombia that i just got on fb marketplace and i'm losing my stupid little mind
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you may not like it. but this is what peak House looks like
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yeah for sure i've been looking forever for a band that's interested in uhh *checks notes* art, interior and architecture. that's exactly what i seek out from a band, what i prioritize even
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you don't need eurosummer to do this. it's entirely possible to do this in minneapolis on a random day off you guys are just imaginationless
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@qizler
it's tempered glass that's about an inch thick so it's unlikely to break (I actually hammered it into place today) but if it were to, there are glass shops that could cut a replacement piece easily as it's just a rectangle with rounded corners that isn't glued in place.
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i have no plans to actively date but i do have fantasies about being seriously in love so i can pay like $525 a month for my half of a shared one-bedroom apartment
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this kind of talk was huge part of the reason i deleted dating apps. you come off even a little quirked up on there and the most random dudes will launch into some of the most uncharitable assumptions imaginable. and brainlessly act like it's flirty and cheeky and enticing
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that's fine! i hope u have or find a table you love as much as i love this one
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@cropdustmanager
i care less about that, that's been commonplace especially to coax someone to spin a CD from a band they've never heard of. (i prefer "for fans of XYZ" to "sounds like XYZ") but these guys being like "what if there was a band who liked architecture" is a crazy vibe
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@herbertkrabel
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thanks ill keep that in mind for when im not 24 and working in a restaurant and 3 weeks into living on my own
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this is stunning. legit made me emotional
saw this on fb, very much here for the people gutting out grey crushed velvet houses and restoring them to their original style.
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• i paid $85 for it
• i filter marketplace for local pickup, stay patient and keep an open mind
• you guys are really nice thanks for all the compliments on my new apartment
• i hope you all find something cool for your home too
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FAQ:
• the rug used to be in my parents' house and they bought it at dayton's in the 90s
• the glass is an inch thick and probably as old as i am so i have a lot of faith in it
• it wobbles side to side if you sit on it but doesn't tip over
• seller didn't name the architect
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this is a normal and frequent pipeline and also this change usually makes people Worse
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without trying to sound smug i want to share that i really believe that if you make a point to walk to a park/body of water as many days as possible you will feel substantially better about being alive than you otherwise would
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@offbeatorbit
for 745/mo i'd take a lot less than this i'll tell you that. i love this place lmao thank you
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@mcmansionhell
dude i'm obsessed with it. i don't have the name of the architect but the couple who sold it said the woman's ex husband designed it so i could probably ask lol
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this tweet lacks very important context around this series: all of these images are staged. all the girls are regular unpaid teens, but Kurland traveled the US staging these intentionally fantastical, slightly uncanny photos. they're fiction, not "the time before smartphones"
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i am not totally against air conditioning but i really think it's overused and i wish more people shared this belief
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just got my sixth learner's permit🙏 (i lost the fifth one)
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this is a crazy sign to have inside your bagel shop. the north loop is something else
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set out on my little walk and a group of people under a willow tree was like "do you want to make a flower crown with us"....likely thing to happen to me tbh
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the number of men who think about marriage and parenthood solely through this lens kinda nauseates me. not vilifying OP he's just spitballing as usual but i sure do have a lot of thoughts on this vibe if you let me cook so to speak
coming home from work to kiss your wife and see your babbies would be a crazy vibe
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people who shut the shade on a plane have no sense of mirth. how often do you get to look at earth like that? and yet you refuse it! and how dare you rob your fellow man of the opportunity?
when people in the cabin are mad I have the shade up. sweetie book the window then! it’s my domain! I want to see the divine sea and skies as we take off! argue with the wall.
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i miss when the internet felt like a Place…before i had 24/7 access and needed wifi or a desktop like it was so cool to come home from school and visit the internet for a while
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some of you are not culture writers you are a bunch of signifiers stacked on top of each other in a trench coat
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@coldhealing
30,000 steps around a rust-belt-adjacent mid sized city...40 minute walk to the croissant place, lemon water on the clock, lake time....cool architecture...that's eurosummer to me
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affirmations: my workplace is normal and functional. we benefit from transparency and appropriate staffing levels. i love and cherish my job
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happy anniversary to me & my gorgeous table 💐
one of a kind table designed by an architect in colombia that i just got on fb marketplace and i'm losing my stupid little mind
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@princ3ali
@herbertkrabel
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i love this apartment. perhaps not a modern architect's dream but it's bright, wildly affordable, and over a century old with hardwood, a fully tiled bathroom, vintage hardware on the sink, and a massive built-in dresser
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being 22 and living with two guys was the best roommate situation i ever had. i can't make noodles without thinking of them. one built an igloo in the backyard. for a beautiful ten months i was a direct beneficiary of dudes rocking.
being in your early 20s is ALL about living with a guy. its nice if hes your boyfriend but he could be anybody
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over a year in this apartment now, the longest i've lived in one space since i was 19❤️
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@_pem_pem
when i lived in europe i was shocked at how many people walked their dogs (safely and successfully) without a leash, how little their dogs barked, and how responsive they were to commands. made me realize how little americans prioritize dog training and how low our standard is.
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@coldhealing
disagree. either most horny or least horny just absolutely nowhere in the middle
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not only does phoebe bridgers probably have a boyfriend she probably also barely cares if you live or die. people projecting the validity of their entire identity onto random celebrities is some of the greatest buffoonery i have ever borne witness to
this is some of the most stupid dumbass idiot shit i have ever read in my entire life. i dare someone to name a more insufferable fan base lmao
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i'm tired of being a lore magnet i want a porch and an engagement ring
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finally beginning to feel like myself again after kind of a weird week. thank you to everyone in my life who's offered hugs and support and little chances to ground myself. i feel very lucky❤️
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now is probably a good time to share that ann kim has had me personally blocked on instagram since the evening of our successful union vote. i have never followed her and she has never followed me. she had just learned my name a week prior.
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the first time you have an unreciprocated crush you feel communion with something beyond time, it's beautiful, you refuse to let go. after like the eighth time as an adult you wanna beat the shit out of it. it's useless. it follows you going "ha ha" like nelson from the simpsons
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beautiful stranger gave me a ride home when it suddenly started pouring rain at the beach i love the high-trust society of cedar lake
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job that has anchored me through my entire adult life so far ended for good last night
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fraught girl summer has been canceled. i will elaborate later
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almost fall....you know what time it is....complex nostalgia for college...craving a little rochester
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seems like some of you learned that desire is the root of all suffering and your solution to this was to simply stop desiring. to turn off the desire spigot entirely. which to be honest i find very sordid and responsible for creating kind of a sexless aura
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to me these are like if jeremy allen white was a 25 year old girl
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chicks like this will douse their hair in toxic bleach and ammonia while whining about how pasteurized milk isn't natural like please be serious for once i'm begging you.....
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@taylr
can't wait for the hospitality lobby to show up for increased late night public transit frequency to bring patrons and curb drunk driving🙏❤️
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@gretch_brown
they should invent a public transportation route from northeast minneapolis to literally anywhere else that doesn't take an hour
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@alex_espinosa99
i dont have the name, otherwise i'd have shared it! it's the ex of the person i bought it from so i suppose i could ask🫢understandably i did not expect hundreds of thousands of people to see this tweet
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in the most value-neutral way possible: this is how it felt to go to the University of Rochester
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and honestly....women have messaged me like this too. normalize asking people about themselves instead of whatever this is
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all the hippo campus guys going solo is so funny to me it's like one direction if they were kind of lame and not that famous
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e-biked to northeast at sunset while blasting You by The 1975 which is transportation as god intended
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just got believed by a medical professional all the way to the top baby i'm finally getting scheduled for endometriosis surgery with a doctor i trust :')
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fun zophia fact one of the bars i work at just brought me on to do this consistently for good money and i'm so excited. so i tweeted this like a wish when really the wish-fulfillment had already begun
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bar team is understaffed tn but i'm rocking my best summer goth look ever so the shift is going to be ok i can feel it
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help i got a summer job as a hostess two years ago and now i've been roped into the labor movement and the owner of the restaurant has me blocked on her personal instagram account
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sorry to anyone i've been on a date with in the past 26 years or so turns out i haven't been in too good of a place for that
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the fantasy the public has around "small local businesses" and how they're run is hilarious. when i worked at bogart's people would be like "are you bogart?" like why on earth would i be bogart. bogart isn't real im visibly 19 years old. i live with my parents i make $13 an hour
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tomorrow is my last day at the job that refuses to let me bartend and keeps training up men with less experience right in front of me! apparently i'm not the right fit for bartending which is crazy because i have another job where i—you're never gonna believe this—bartend
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i served this man a donut at the farmers market once and never in my life have i seen someone stuff a dollar in a tip jar so slowly or conspicuously
A rainy day is perfect for some good coffee. If you’re looking for a unique cup of joe — look no further than SK Coffee on Lyndale Ave. Despite only being open two months, they’re already making a big impact on our community.
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i'm gonna miss my fuckass commute and the chamomile foam gun
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i keep meeting people who are like "if i was bilingual and had lived abroad i wouldn't be in mn right now why did you move back?" and it's like first of all the love of my life will not be french i can tell you that much
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all these newly built apartment buildings are starting to look a whole lot like this
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