i know everyones taking the “whatever she looks hot” pill but can we possibly have a discussion about how dropping thousands in surgeries and STILL shopping your pics is emblematic of a deep cultural sickness
i’m a reverse manic pixie dream girl. i will make your life more mundane and uneventful. i’ll make you cynical but not in a badass irreverent way in a paralyzing inaction at the bleakness of it all way
beauty is subjective obvi but someone who we all know is considered ugly will come on the fyp doing a dance and all the comments are “UR THE PRETTIEST GURL EVER I BET YOU SMELL AMAZING YASSSS” .... is that not incredibly embarrassing?
part of being a girl is making your journal entries as witty and clever as possible in case you want to post old journal screenshots in the future when you’re rich and beloved
sick of seeing people posting pics of guys spitting with captions like “omg slap me in the face king step on me” .... doesn’t anyone do missionary anymore?
not to say like “oh you think you had it worse than you actually had it” just saying that trauma is indicative of your response to the event. a lot of you just had a bad thing happen
first date idea: we sit a foot apart on my couch watching the social network while i quote every line with a level of accuracy that makes you suspect i’m autistic
my model friend who goes to columbia just got an apartment in the city paid for by her surgeon parents and im having a bulimic episode in the chicago o’hare airport
i haven’t seen top gun and i don’t intend to (i’m a girl) but the amount of men donning the porno stache after seeing it is one of the most beautiful things to happen in recent history
when i lose enough weight and get hot enough i’m gonna post pics of me holding pizza like i’m in vogue diary of a model trying to beat the ED allegations
ok this is getting attention so let me clarify i’m not saying “these people are ugly we all know ur lying!” i’m saying these people are traditionally unattractive and you being super over dramatic in complimenting them reveals that you also see them as “ugly” and pity them
people who are genuinely upset by grimes... why. how can you hear her say “radical wealth distribution via gaming” and instead of laugh start writing an earnest counter argument
was getting lunch with the girls and a baby started loudly giggling with delight and my friend goes “someone doesn’t know about what’s going on in Afghanistan”
some of you guys are way too investing in shit happening on twitter. consider getting a hobby, applying for jobs, reading a book, hanging out with your friends, and maybe going on antipsychotics
it’s like seeing a wheelchair user and crouching down and being like “ur soooo brave wow ur so strong what an inspiration” it’s just incredibly patronizing