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manic obsessive nightmare crone just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Editorial director/ creative labor advocate, @passionfruit4us . Content is a full time job

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You should check us out: . It’s been a collective effort that existed before me and I’ll forever be grateful to @jdel and @gracealastanley for entrusting me with carrying the banner for creator labor issues.
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We are—no joke—-an 75 minutes into Barbarian and my mom is like “My money is still on it being that creepy Skarsgard.”
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A+ to the marketing team that paid $7m to let us know Jesus was into feet.
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The strongest comedic delivery of a single line in 21st century film, fight me.
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How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?
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Had the chance to do the funniest shit ever and took it. It only took a year and one very cringe moment at the dmv where they made me pull up the #itysl sketch and play it all the way through to prove it wasn't gang code.
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@JalisaDanielle_ Sounds like the feeling wasn’t mutual.
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I’m like “on WHAT being bill skarsgard, mom?” and she fucking SHUSHED ME.
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Holy god, that @RRRMovie slapped even HARDER THAN Y’ALL TOLD ME. @JamesGunn NEEDS to snap up @ssrajamouli to direct the next DC film before Feige gets him. Who would @AlwaysRamCharan and @tarak9999 star as in the #DCEU ?
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My Mulaney story: in 2009/ 2010 we went on a date. He was a sober and coming off a long shift at SNL. I was wasted and wearing a ball gown. I remember him asking me to explain s2 of Twin Peaks, w/ follow-up questions. I wore myself out talking. He hailed me a cab. No 2nd date.
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@MichaelaOkla Well that’s a strange insult but the headline here is you don’t know about Birkenstocks???
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For context, mom has not quit her shit running live commentary since we got to the basement. “Who does this? is she really stupid or something? wait what’s that? Is he ok? Are we watching the same movie? Is it still Detroit? This guy! where do I know him from? I like him more.”
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This is some of the wokest shit I've ever heard in my life.
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Anne Hathaway was profiled by @vanityfair and they made the mistake of allowing Jeremy Strong to enter the chat...
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Everyone drop what you are doing IMMEDIATELY:? FX is in development for a Peep Show remake with two female leads. Let me repeat: FEMALE PEEP SHOW HOLY SHIT.
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Every 5 minutes of Barbarian sees my mom waving her finger at the screen going “ah-ahhh-ah!” When I ask her what’s up she snaps “SHHH! Im figuring out what’s going to happen!” Then 20 seconds will go by and she’s grabbing me like “WAIT what’s going to happen?”
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@bodesulaiman Thank you Charles Gordon, Crispin Glover and Joaquin Phoenix for taking a running leap so Nathan Fielder could soar.
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I’ve been in the bathroom with a stomachache for the last third of the film but I can still hear her watching in the other room and she is still talking. Probably happier, now that no one is interrupting her viewing experience with answers to questions she doesn’t want to hear.
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Who’s looking at Godzilla here?
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Who's looking at Godzilla here?
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I’m trying to find the thread where I watched Hereditary with my mom who asked a million questions even when it became clear she’d ALREADY SEEN THE MOVIE when she declared out of nowhere “oh I bet that little girl’s head is going to fall off.”
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@MNateShyamalan Random coincidence but Carl’s date is 21 years after King Charles’ last living heir dies?
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Since most of us are scrolling: the context is Chaya Raichik / libsoftiktok posting just the sloppiest fake edit of all time and trying to pass it off as part of her Taylor Lorenz interview. Chaya is sitting ALONE, with dubbed audio she is trying to mask w/music. Fake news lol
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Why would Chaya publish this clip with this track, I cannot breathe, she should fire her cameraman immediately
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@EmmaTolkin Well tbf gene wilder’s whole thing was being nonplussed, so it’s more that he’s overselling it?
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The chaotic energy of this one
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What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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@WyrmwoodGaming Thank you for putting out this enlightening statement…I almost made the mistake of purchasing one of your products.
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Idk I guess these stories don’t really amount to much except that I was a fucking mess around John Mulaney the first two times we met and I always appreciated how he never acted seemed to judge or think less of me for it despite being sober at the time. That was chill of him.
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The fuck happened here you guys?
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We just did a fast food bracket on Twitch Tuesday's with @NattyIce44 , @Camachocto , @MrBillyBelford , and @FaresMuthana . Don't worry. None of us like this either.
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Happy #NationalPeanutButterLoversDay to my favorite Peanutbutter.
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@McJesse “Ah, I see you’ve met my nephew/grandson. Why don’t I ask him to work for free instead of you, a total stranger? The truth is, he just sucks.”
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Man, I wish I was Mr. Peanutbutter.
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we need to talk about what the fuck what happened in the decision-making process that led to @littlecaesars delivering this pizza to our house last night.
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Same expressions as the residents of Gotham's elite riiiiight before Bane shows up.
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Inside the Trump hotel, guests mockingly toast as protesters scream at them from outside.
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Cobb Vanth, Vanth Refrigeration? #BookOfBobaFett
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Wow this one tweet alone is more productive than Mike Pence’s entire life to this point.
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For your family, for your neighbor, for your community, and for yourself: wear a mask.
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DMV: what does it stand for? Me: 55 burgers DMV: ...short for? Me (deep breath): 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
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@MNateShyamalan Bad Wizards: Avada kedavra Me: (quietly) …dayenu day-e-nu.
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Calm down
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Found it!
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#Heriditary , 10 seconds in. Mom: So wait, is this TRUE?
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@zachsilberberg @MNateShyamalan Yeah most vampire shit is just like…good first date etiquette: after dark, avoid garlic, stay away from religious iconography
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A few years later I ran into John at the Portlandia premiere party. I had accidentally taken mushrooms and he was sober. He remembered me and made fun of how high I was in a delightful way. I think there was a cat dance involved? Idk. Time is weird.
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The fact that Ben Shapiro misidentified several key details of Glass Onion in the exact same manner as a certain character is so on-the-nose I gotta believe he's just mad about the movie's lack of representation of Ben Shapiro types.
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3rd time I saw John was a few years later a diner in LA, where a mutual re-introduced is. I was sober and mortified, but John greeted me as an old friend and had me come meet his fiancée like I wasn’t some strung-out chick with substance issues he’d met exactly twice.
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The last time I saw John was an Oh, Hello press conference. I was there reporting for The Observer. Nick Kroll and him roasted our publisher Jared Kushner for 5 min. After, John jogged by me in an empty hall wearing street clothes and old man makeup yelling “IT’S DREW GRANT!”
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@mcclearly_james She GIVES UP???
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@justinkirkland4 God to be looked at the way these two look at each other with SUCH FUCKING RELIEF.
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Omg imagine time traveling back one year ago and showing yourself this thumbnail. Your expression tho... ...lmao priceless totally worth the trip... ...would do again A+++ no need to return me to 2020... ...ty
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Here’s my mom watching Tim Robinson while incredibly stoned.
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Parents are so weird about #ITYSL . My mom shit herself laughing over Carl Havok, then totally iced me for the next four episodes, until Corncob TV showed up. Let’s just say Christmas came eeeeeearly.
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I just saw the most effective horror movie of all time. It is called Caveat and is currently on @shudder . It is 5 am and I am wide awake, which is nothing new, but today I’m actually tweeting from under the covers where I am currently shaking. Holy shit.
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Delaware mood like
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"Well call me a Kit Kat bar because I'm already broken." - @BoJackHorseman 😳😥
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Holy shit there is a candidate literally giving away free money for Skyping with him or something idk I got too excited to watch to the end but @AndrewYang rulez
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Recently connected with recipients of the Freedom Dividend. I can't wait for you to meet them and hear more! Stay tuned!
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Will Smith is in the bear suit.
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@BigWillCarp Idk isn’t it a reference to someone from the books?
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If you see me, please honk if horny.
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MOVIE CLUB. Felt so good to see @theschmoedown crew again. Unrelated: I now apparently crave hugs. I didn’t get to tag: @thatmara @MurrellDan @FrankieJ29 @BrandonHanna07 @NerdChronic @SammLevine @KaiserSaysSo @rbrtprkr98
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#Heriditary , 10 seconds in. Mom: So wait, is this TRUE?
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There's something so great about watching Tim heidecker cry from laughter.
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Me in front of the Supreme Court;
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You mean…ᶜᴴᴱˢˢ?
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@elonmusk Except in this case it’s more like you locked yourself in the coffin and fired the guy whose job it was to dig you up when you rang that tiny bell.
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The time Zack Snyder and Joe Rogan worked out the key to having the world's best military is child grooming.
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Oh hello.
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@mattzollerseitz I’ve always been fascinated with C-3PO. Like Jesus why did they program a diplomacy droid to be crippled by his neuroses?
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@pants_leg Should ask him how big his dick was because you couldn’t really feel it.
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Oh my god, now this @AHSFX is giving me a panic attack! Is this the scariest episode EVER?!?!
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Lotta words to say the actress you shared zero scenes with in Serenity lives laughs loves to the fullest.
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Which is a pretty stunning achievement considering every other entry in the top 10 belong to @BillyMagnussen in the same movie. #GameNight
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Libsoftiktok #chayraichik on what qualifies her to serve on an advisory committee for Oklahoma public school libraries.
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Unrealistic. Who spends the holidays in a dissociative fugue, staring at a computer screen for hours and trying to ignore their dad?
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#MrRobot Season 4 Will Be One Long Christmas Special, Says Sam Esmail
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Just saw a hawk struggle to lift the LARGEST rat from my backyard in Burbank before dropping it over neighbor’s fence with a shriek. There were no witnesses, so when @NerdChronic came home all I was in tears like “IT WAS JUST LIKE @pattonoswalt FORETOLD!”
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It’s not JesMe. it’s not JesYou. It’s JesUs. fam you needed centuries to come up with that
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@MNateShyamalan As long as she’s cool with my mom’s pronunciation of “Key-nü Reeves.”
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Kieran Culkin really gunning to be the Mad Hatter in the new Batman series.
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Fucking the most important thing to always remember. @nickkroll @TheKrollShow @ChelseaVPeretti http://t.co/5IB0mkeNZu
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@Hilary_W Fuck this explains my lack of lung capacity. Too much female.
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Guy: Stop watching @BoJackHorseman . Me: Why? It's an animated show about a horse! Guy: You've been crying for 3 days straight. Me: 🤔
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New thoughts on #GlassOnion : 1. Who else had to pause when Alexa tried to Shazam a song for Kate Hudson? 2. Natasha is playing a detective in @rianjohnson ‘s new film. Angela Lansbury was Murder She Wrote. And this is Merrily We Go Along…with MURDER! But what’s Kareem doing?
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@mtaibbi matt if you press the + button on the bottom right you can add more tweets to the thread all at once.
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Some days I’m Woody, most days I’m Elmo.
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You know The Rock is one of the greatest movies of all time when you open with Ed Harris’s Gen. Hummel talking to a gravestone, and — lest anyone is confused about what is going on here — we pull back to reveal the greatest piece of copy in CINEMATIC HISTORY:
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@judge_trudy Funny that’s what John asked.
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Talked to @NicholasBrendon about his reoccurring Xander nightmares in honor of #BuffySlayer20 !
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Yes but no one pays attention to Dear Evan Hansen’s truly chaotic editing
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Dear Evan Hansen is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, taking a flawed but powerful musical & screwing it up in every possible way—with the single exception of casting Kaitlyn Dever, who is perfect. Man, what a mess.
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@BoJackHorseman I've missed you like Mr. Peanutbutter misses the point.
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@Lons Tbf I was also like “what movie is about prostitution?” before realizing that’s just a terrible way to describe “Poor Things.” Funny that they only compare the other female nominees; I kept thinking “if only Barbie had created the atomic bomb…”
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@elonmusk @WillManidis Spoken like the guy hoarding the nation’s adderall supply.
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You guys have no idea what it felt like to find this on british tv while channel hopping during a semester abroad in 2004. It was like finding Jesus in your cornflakes. I had such Christopher Columbus syndrome about this program, I thought I’d invented it.
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Some of y’all haven’t seen Killing of a Sacred Deer and it SHOWS. #Thebatman
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HUGE NEWS! GAME-CHANGING NEWS: BECAUSE THE FORCES OF DARKNESS ARE REAL VIDEODREW WILL *OFFICIALLY* BE AVAILABLE FOR ANY AND ALL @TheSchmoedown SEASON 7-RELATED ACTIVITY! SHE IS READY & WILLING TO SMASH SOME HEADS!!!! THANK YOU THAT IS ALL!
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The moment skynet becomes self-aware like
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Oh no big fucking deal, the #Lost cast and crew here for the live concert!
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Me at 4 am: look I finally found the perfect font.
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@benshapiro It's Bangladesh, you vainglorious buffoon.
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