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@vidalwuu
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5 years
my mom saw my new tattoo and said every new tattoo is a stamp in your disappoint passport and you’re running out of pages
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dating someone not involved in the creative or restaurant industries............ never had a twitter account...... taller than me...... bitch i feel ALIVE
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@vidalwuu
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7 years
why didn't cinderella just beat they asses
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@vidalwuu
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1 year
open the schools
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Naruto reference in Barbie😭
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@vidalwuu
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y’all look at those old bananas and tell the same lie to yourselves “maybe i’ll make banana bread” bitch you ain’t doing shit
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@vidalwuu
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3 years
saw a dude wearing a shirt that just said Phoebe Bridgers with this image and I’m screaming
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
yes i am against the carceral state yes i love rich people going to jail we exist
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
idk man...... seems a lil spicy
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@vidalwuu
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3 years
i simply cannot live without a burning hot shower i need a quick blanch every day so i’m soft but still retain a crunch
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
the level of brain worms to think that CERB is "getting paid to not work" instead of "receiving money to not die"
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@vidalwuu
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7 years
vans old skools are just fuck me pumps for boys
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@vidalwuu
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7 years
king
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@vidalwuu
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10 months
the fact that this isn't a crisis in the eyes of toronto council speaks volumes as if the library isn't an entire social service, shelter and resource for the entire city
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JUST IN: The Toronto Public Library says its systems, which were the target of a cyberattack in late October, will remain down until 2024.
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@vidalwuu
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y'all realize there are no coloured hands in the press photos right @Starbucks #RaceTogether http://t.co/Epd9knTYfz
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@vidalwuu
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9 years
"are you a writer" me: *makes vague gesture*
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
idk which gemini needs to hear this right now but how dare you
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@vidalwuu
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5 years
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@vidalwuu
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5 years
still thinking about kennedy saying that mr. peanut is the ultimate capitalist because he’s a peanut who sells other peanuts
@MrPeanut
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Say YES to nuts this November!
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
only using half the green onion is a disgusting display of privilege
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@vidalwuu
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the gag re: the gifted kid bingo is that we were all indoctrinated with a false sense of exceptionalism to prepare us for capitalism
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
this belongs in the criterion collection
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
told my boss that my greatest struggle at work was not being able to hide my disdain when someone’s being stupid and she said “we know”
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@vidalwuu
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8 years
not liking mango is beyond antiblackness, it's anti-life, anti-joy, anti-whatever sustains you in this mortal coil
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@vidalwuu
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7 years
i never understood how "imagine everyone naked" was supposed to resolve nervousness. Since when has seeing a dick reduced my anxiety
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
chloe and halle truly invented and elevated the quarantine live performance
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
this dicked down energy........ i haven’t seen her for 69 years............
@foodhip
HĪPMAGAZINE.ORG 🥧
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SWEET POTATO BALLS! A mixture between a sweet potato pie and a churro 🍠😋
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@vidalwuu
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9 years
this @newinquiry paragraph has stuck with me for almost an entire year
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
was helping an old white man carry his takeout to his car and after he complimented me on the service he said “this is why black is beautiful” I CHOKED
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@vidalwuu
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10 years
calling someone intimidating is calling them impressive and blaming them for it
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
anyways my grandma liked the flowers
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@vidalwuu
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8 years
my fav vine ever
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@vidalwuu
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9 years
lying on the floor is great the floor will never fuck with you and it's always right there where you left it i love floor
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@vidalwuu
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8 years
i wrote about blackness, masculinity and intimacy in moonlight for @TIFF_NET
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@vidalwuu
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5 years
@Abid_ism on my second pair of airpods i’m a frequent flyer 🤡
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@vidalwuu
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8 years
are you still fuckin white bitches yes or no
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@vidalwuu
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8 years
it me
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@vidalwuu
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3 years
look at this freakaleek
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
that chanel quote about taking off one accessory before leaving the house but about men telling one less joke than they want to in a conversation
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@vidalwuu
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5 years
can’t believe we let them get away with saying nigger in vinegar
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
all my homies are anti-cottage pro-commune. we LOVE not working and HATE our bullshit elected representatives
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@vidalwuu
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8 years
why does shel silverstein look like he could eat mad pussy
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
the pandemic has made me angry and resentful towards people who are only now acknowledging the infinite ways labour is performed for them on a daily basis
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@vidalwuu
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3 years
ladies does he have the nice olive oil for the summer tomatoes yes or no
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
iris van herpen doing what needed to be done !
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@vidalwuu
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women do NOT belong in the workplace 💕
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@vidalwuu
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9 years
ay - rude ayy - lukewarm ayyy - it's lit ayyyy - you a cop
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@vidalwuu
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7 years
gaslight me like one of your french girls
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
just thinking about the implications of you ain’t fuck nicki you fucked the old body
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@vidalwuu
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@imbobswaget lost years off my life and for what
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i don’t like the way my landlord hits accept on that e-transfer in 14.3 seconds
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@vidalwuu
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7 years
this is audrey, she grumbles in her sleep just like her dad (me)
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@vidalwuu
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bitches love to cook once and jump on social and it’s always salmon
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@vidalwuu
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3 years
every single man at ossington and dundas
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Just got promoted to creative director position starter pack…
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@vidalwuu
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3 years
the italpasta commercials had no right to be this horny
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@vidalwuu
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10 years
$35,000 worth of cultural studies later and Rush Hour 2 is still my favourite movie university was a waste of time http://t.co/B2FN6c4NdO
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why does kellyanne conway look like her soul is occupying a body that isn't hers and she's just rotting from the inside out pls
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@vidalwuu
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i'm gonna keep on doing "wtf is ______" for all touchstones of modern white culture because i can't even pretend to care
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overheard a white girl say "wow, people are so political on facebook these days!" and imagined what it's like to not worry about anything
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@vidalwuu
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7 years
everyone thinks freelancing is "work whenever you want" when it actually means "do work at a moments notice"
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
what the fuck is a creative director bitch i’ll kill you
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heterosexuals? in this economy?
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very embarrassed for the straight dudes just now discovering manbuns as if they’re challenging gender norms while the truly modern straight man takes it up the butt
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
yes i’m single
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@vidalwuu
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9 years
COSMO SEX TIP: after he cums wipe a streak of it on his forehead and whisper "simba"
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@vidalwuu
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4 years
i typed out what i've been doing pasta-wise lately, perhaps it's of use to you
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
i thought this plant would cure my depression now i just have a huge fucking dead plant taunting me from the corner of my room
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@vidalwuu
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8 years
me staying on my bullshit
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dos.
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@vidalwuu
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i love throwing away my entire identity (accidentally quitting chrome and losing all my tabs)
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going to the library today solely for a book on staircases because i refuse to believe that any part of frank's art isn't important
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@vidalwuu
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10 years
the change from #MuslimLivesMatter to #withmuslims reflects profound respect for racially-specific resistance and intersectional oppressions
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docs are timbs for white ppl
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winter is the second white oppressor
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@vidalwuu
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most upsetting part about this sunwing flight is learning that there's a quebecois version of love island
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@vidalwuu
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ironic detachment is apathy and apathy is violence against the oppressed, save your jokes beloved
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@vidalwuu
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feeling anxious? rest on floor lost in space? ground yourself with floor have nothing concrete in your life? floor's solid af
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wow smh
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@vidalwuu
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this is shot better than a good wife scene
@7NewsDC
7News DC
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WATCH: Sec. Betsy DeVos physically blocked by protesters from entering DC school--turned away and left. Video: @SweeneyABC
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imagine conceptions of allyship including the forfeiture of power
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honestly when will the olympic committee recognize caucasian mental gymnastics
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@vidalwuu
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how did all my white friends from university become account executives for marketing agencies immediately
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@vidalwuu
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toronto star lower your paywall for coronavirus coverage again challenge
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@vidalwuu
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hate the unsolicited "hey just checking in" from men who you haven't seen in six months like this ain't foursquare bitch hop off
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adulthood is just using dedicated towels for cum rags
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@vidalwuu
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6 years
the chaste kiss, masculinity literally breaking the working man’s back, the critique of capitalism, the permeability of the body, the ritualism of masculine pageantry, the sacrifice and deference to the collective
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you know what if alexa chung murdered me none of you would be able to describe her to the police
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@vidalwuu
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me trying to stop men with one glance after watching memoirs of a geisha
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@vidalwuu
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crazy how men put on a slightly longer tee and cuff their jeans and act as if they're dressed to the nines
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@vidalwuu
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feeling whiplash from years of having culture explained to me when i could’ve been a dumb bitch and experienced the world with sincerity and wonder
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@vidalwuu
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this is a good time to mention that a charlie brown christmas is straight bangers back to front act like you know
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gm
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@vidalwuu
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is there a german word for the way you feel when all your friends are fucking and falling in love except you
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@vidalwuu
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against all odds i somehow feel really sexually confident in my birkenstocks like yeah bro i love my frat and not making girls cum
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@vidalwuu
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i guess i do have personal news – i’ve gotten a (horizontal) promotion at work + i won one of those BIPOC wine scholarships 💐
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@vidalwuu
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roses are red time is relative pls don't @ me i would like to be excluded from this narrative
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@vidalwuu
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i love enjoying expensive wine that i know nothing about. Another glass of dumb bitch juice good sir
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what makes me nervous? ppl using 9 photos to post an xtra big instagram photo
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@vidalwuu
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i've googled what "oomf" stands for a million times but i will not stop reading it as "overly online motherfucker" which isn't too far off
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@vidalwuu
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vancouver is gaslight montreal is gatekeep toronto is girlboss
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unfriendly black hot girl summer
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