Vic DiBitetto
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A powerful performer, #comedian Vic DiBitetto churns energy, honesty and humanity into nonstop #laughter . Get the bread & milk at Facebook, YouTube or Instagram
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Brothers and sisters from another mother, and in rare cases a test tube, welcome to my flyer! I have ALL NEW MATERIAL for the first time since 1952. So even if you've seen me before, my act is all new!! Come on out and play with me.
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What?????? Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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Now that we have to wear masks, all the people with bad breath will now know what it’s like when we talk to them.
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Gloves and Masks!!! Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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People are actually complaining on the social media about The Blue Angels flying over NYC in honor of the medical workers on the front line. My god. When does it stop? The wrong people are dying. 😞
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Air Mail. Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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The Yankees are the only team to lose a game in Iowa. “If you build it, they will blow it in the bottom of the 9th.”
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Outdoor Dining During A Pandemic. Subscribe to my channel to see the full video ➡️ and don't forget to LIKE the video & click on the bell.
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Time, Newsweek, The Guardian, NBC, ABC, TYT, Fox Extra, VICE this past week and more coming next week. Requests flying in. Imagine....
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Commercials showing how to wash your hands. God help this country. 🙏
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CONGRATS ASTROS!! You were the better team. Tnx DJ for the late night dramatics, and giving me a glimmer of hope...and FUCK YOU CHAPMAN!
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Love it or hate it, you just can't escape it. The ONLY viral vid that keeps coming back, and never goes away. Please share❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
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Back Off, Mitch!😡. Subscribe to my channel to see the full video ➡️ and don't forget to LIKE the video.
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A televangelist from Oklahoma claims Satan is engineering the marriage of Taylor Swift to Travis Kelce so she can give birth to the Anti Christ and launch the apocalyptic thousand year war against Christ.
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If the Yanks lose this game I will de-vein my cock with a clam knife.
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I don’t care how great the Astros are. We coulda won all these games. It’s just so bizarre.
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Love it or hate it, you can not escape it. The 6 year old viral video that comes back each winter. It’s up to 17 million views.....and counting.
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I GOTTA GET THE GLOVES & SOAP! Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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Congrats Astros. You deserved this one. If Yanks don’t advance to WS Boone’s taking Green out will be discussed, analyzed, & talked about for years to come. What a shame. We should be up 2-0. HERES you’re analytics right HHHEEEEERRRRRRREEEE!!
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The Corona Diet. Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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I’m A Shadow Of Myself. Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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Watching Sonny Gray pitch is like going to kiss a chick and then you notice an Adams Apple.
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Goin thru my Facebook Newsfeed....How could EVERYONE have the BEST dad??
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Michael Kay asked ME to do the look. Genuine guy. Wow.
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It was 4 years ago today I first posted Bread & Milk, it went viral by Feb 9, my birthday. It's currently at 15.5 million views.
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ATTA BOY MICHAEL KAY! Finally someone from Yankeeland with a set of balls to say what needed to be said!
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Ticked Off Vic | The Definition of Insanity😡
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36 years ago today. Don’t know where I’d be without her. Ok, let the hair jokes begin!!!
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Seems like some of my fellow Yankee fans are getting upset by some of my tweets. Suck it up buttercups, I’m bustin balls. I’ve been behind this team since the Horace Clark days not the Joe Torre days. Get over it.
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Hey everybody, here’s my new flyer. Many shows were cancelled. To be honest, the dates in April will most likely be cancelled too. So just take this with a grain of salt. I guess we will see how this all shakes out as time goes on.
Stay safe…wash your hands…be smart
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If we win the WS this year with this pitching staff and all the injuries, Boone should get a statue in Monument Park.
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I wanna see Gardy get the game winning hit in game 7 of the WS.
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Sonny Gray is like that one relative that ruins a holiday.
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Sonny Gray, you seem like a nice guy, just leave town for your sake and ours. Hoooooooooollllllllyyyyy SHIT!
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I just saw Carl Pavano, Nick Johnson, Mark Teixiera, Greg Bird, & Giancarlo Staton having pizza together.
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I’m actually glad Boston massacred us. Maybe THIS will wake Cashman the fuck up. And please spare me with the big lead we have. Not the point.
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I’d rather put muriatic acid in my eyes than watch The Golden Globe Awards.
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Hey joe buck, why don’t you just blow all the Astro’s already.
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So thankful the Yanks have class when it comes to strict hair cut rule. Jays look like a bunch of clowns.
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What an embarrassment. Wow. A train wreck. A debacle. Major failure. So sad. So so sad......
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If German throws a complete game I will jerk off on my roof while dressed like a ballerina.
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If Girardi goes to review and sees Sanchez caught it- no Grand Slam. Major. Fucking. Jerkoff.
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STOP POINTING UP TO GOD!!! YOU GOT A HIT!! YOU DID’NT SURVIVE A PLANE CRASH!!
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I heard Gary Sanchez is gonna be the spokesman for ....EZ PASS. What?? Too soon???
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8 years ago today I took my mom for ice cream in Florida. She had Alzheimer’s but she made it to 93, and still had her sense of humor till the end. Laughter truly is the best medicine. So LAUGH everyone. Don’t get caught up with all the hate and negativity in this crazy world.
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Encarnacion should let the parrot shit on his head for good luck
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Ellsbury & Bird- GONE. Best news Yankee fans have heard since the playoffs. 👍👌👏
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NY Giants Post Game coming Monday Morning. Why? Because I'm a happy Dad spending the day at Yankee Stadium with my beautiful daughter, Victoria.
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This foothage was shown on the Jumbotron at Yankee Stadium. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
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Corona Break. Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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Is it OK if I whistle or hum Baby It’s Cold Outside???
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Why’s DJ LaMehieu have great numbers? He’s old school. Hits to all fields. Small ball. A breathe of fresh air. Thank you DJ LaMehieu. Good luck tomorrow night! You deserve it.
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Being a Yankee fan is like living in the Carolinas. We’re preparing for the worse, hoping for the best.
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Ticked Off Vic: Credit Score. 😡Subscribe to my channel to see the full video ➡️ and don't forget to LIKE the video.
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It’s 12:01 am. Happy Palm Sunday. My dad used to make the little palm crosses. What I wouldn’t do for him to see what his boy is doing......be nice to each other folks....Life’s too short. Goodnite. 😘 — feeling emotional
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That Yankee fan who almost interfered with Stanton’s great inning ending catch, should suffocate himself with his plastic poncho.
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Wifey Knifey. Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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What the fuck happened to humanity? How many complete fucking idiots are there in the US?
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This do or die game bullshit tomorrow night is giving me anxiety.
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Am I the only Yank fan that hates Yank jerseys with last names on the back????
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My friend's daughter has 56k in student loans. She pays $276 a month. $8 goes to the principal. It will take 1000 years to pay it off. Sounds like predatory lending to me. How can anyone have a problem with reform?
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Thunder Snow?? ❄️💨🌨Subscribe to my channel ➡️ and don't forget to LIKE the video.
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The only thing that would take away the pain I still feel since 2004, would be if the Yanks win the next 2. One can dream can one?🙏🤞👌👍
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Changing The Clock In A New Car. Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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Thank you Michael Kay for the Vladimir Guerrero comment before signing off tonite!! Perfect. 🤣
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Relax Yankee fans. Is it worth getting sick?? Been a fan all my life. I learned. It’s not the same game. Right now the Yanks are putting on their expensive suits and getting in their limos, during a pandemic, while YOU get agita. Be safe.
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Shout Out to All Essential Workers. Subscribe to my channel to see the full video ➡️ and don't forget to LIKE the video.
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If you have a great woman in your corner, you’ve already won half the battle in life...
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Clint Frazier will come back to haunt us one day. Great hitter. Defense needed work. Played with heart. A lot of other guys could have gone down instead. Still no pitching like the 80’s. History repeats itself. 🎻
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Ticked Off Vic: The Truth. Subscribe to my channel to see the full video ➡️ and don't forget to LIKE the video.
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I don’t always agree with the Yankee organization, but what they do for our Vets during the 7th Inn stretch is second to none.
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35 years ago today, I made the GREATEST decision in my LIFE.❤️
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Boston will be singing NY NY at the parade. Tnx Judge. You broke my heart. You’ll never be as humble as Jeter. Congrats Boston. And to my fellow Yankee fans, you don’t have to like Boston, but you should respect them, or grow up already.
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Hats off to the Astros and their fans for applauding CC when he walked off. Class all the way.
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Ok. We beat Boston. We beat Tampa. Tonite starts the true test. I wanna see Altuve drop kicked into the stands by Voit sliding into second. Thats if we don’t get rained out. Again.
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Stay tuned for my next vid at 3pm EST. Should strike another nerve in this country. Feel free to argue! It’s your right. It’s jus one mans opinion. Be safe. 😘
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For those of you who are offended by my video & pictures about my colonoscopy, I’ve already received 5 private messages from people telling me that I inspired them to get a colonoscopy. I may have saved a life....what have YOU done to help someone?? Stick THAT up your ass!
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How Do I Do It. Subscribe to my channel and please LIKE the video.
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CONGRATS BOSTON! AND THANK YOU YANKS FOR A GREAT YEAR!
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Torres not being elected into The All Star game is a joke.
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I can take Boston singing NY NY. Judge dished it out, now we have to take it. Maybe this will motivate the Yanks to win WS series next year and sing Sweet Caroline. It’s still the greatest rivalry in sports. Unfortunately there’s assholes on BOTH sides. Congrats to Boston!
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