Evezi Jason🧸
@vezi_szn
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cocaine connoisseur. freelance failure. notorious neighbourhood outlaw.
inside her.
Joined August 2020
if you messaged your ex a happy new year, go sit in the corner and think bout what you did.
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your bank balance can't even buy a knife and you're planning to cut people off in 2025? oh ok.
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kissing someone with lips as big as yours changes your life btw.
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i hate random sad days, having a heavy heart and an anxious mind is the worst.
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how much aura would i lose if i told her i still love and miss her?😔.
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"did you pull out". first of all you called me daddy, i thought you wanted kids.😟.
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she saved my number as "HMM". i confronted her about it and she said it means "he's my man". guys i'm conflicted.😔.
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how i go to work knowing some girl said "hawk tuah" and is now set for life.
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i'm so delusional i think i can hear a person's attitude in a text.
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sorry i haven't been active moots, been really sick. i'm back now.🫳🏾✨️.
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i'll always be a loverboy, and no amount of pain can change that.
What have you accepted about your life?.
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don't let a good day distract you from the failure you've become.
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as a guy, i really don't understand how you'll see pussy and not wanna eat it.
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she just texted, ik this end of year head gon slap like a mf.
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idc what i said in those messages, just know when i see you imma be shy af cuz you so fine and i fold when you talk.
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you cannot gaslight me, i will agree with you. you think i'm crazy? same ngl.
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i need a brown skinned, big tittied, fat assed 5"2 shorty delivered to my front porch by morning.😔.
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2k follows lads! 'ppreciate y'all fr, my moots are family.🖤✨️
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telling a girl your feelings is like talking to a cop, whatever you say can and will be used against you.
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my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to my room and close the door.
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when i'm older and my daughter asks me who my first love was, i don't wanna have to pull out an old photo album. i want to able to point across the room and say ."she's sitting right over there".
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cut off the ones who don't add any value to your life.
Your opinion about friends?.
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it's not overreacting, we all have different sensitivities. if it hurts, it hurts.
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If you’re 25+ and still unmarried, the fuck are u doing??.
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man i really gotta stop flirting😭 i got 6 pussies to eat tommorow.
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can't lie, it takes a lot to get me pissed. if you ever seen me switch, it's because you're an idiot.
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instead of wondering how many hoes i got, try to be my favorite one.
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delusion is what keeps us alive.
It’s evil giving people false hope telling them that they’re going to find love on Twitter. It’s never going to happen.
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"what's your favorite sex position" .i'm just happy to be in one.
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there's probably a girl on your phone rn that you hardly text who's looking for love, but everyone wants what they can't touch so. 🤷🏾♂️.
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when she turns to undress and the ass is bigger than i imagined.😭
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if your man gotta beg for some head or sex, you need to be cheated on.
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if we live together, i'm purposely gonna try and make you horny like all the time.
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till she can't walk again.
How long should foreplay last?.
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this was the only thing that got me up every morning.😭.
The best alarm clock in the world is your Mom. If you ask her to wake you up at 7 , she will wake you up at 6 saying it's 8.
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congratulations to those people who don't get obsessed easily, i can't relate but i'm sure it's lovely. unfortunately i only know how to let things consume my entire soul.
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