I used to carry sugar-free werthers in my pocket to quietly slip to the dvm when he got grumpy. A few months later I noticed when he started to get upset he’d come hover over me and grumble to himself. I’d hand him a candy and he’d wander off.
Feeling extra sensitive this week because I had to euthanize an eight week old, $1400 designer puppy bc the owners couldn’t afford life-saving vet care after such a big purchase.
I don’t think he even realized he was actively seeking me out. Anyway long story short I accidentally Pavlov’d the doctor and now I’m more careful with candies.
@NMBK73
@sallyKP
And how much lying did he do? I sure as hell would not have told my doctor about my sexual activity/drug use with my parents in the room.
Heard some human nurses talking about how it was dumb for vet clinics to stay open and that we’re “non-essential”. I have some thoughts that I’ll share on this thread when I have some time tonight.
I feel bad for that woman whose cat had a bad anesthetic event but “getting the bitch fired” is extreme. Anesthesia has risks. It doesn’t mean anybody fucked up or did anything wrong.
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
You know how embarrassing it is to walk into a room covered in bandaids that weren’t there five minutes ago to tell you that your cat declined his annual testing today? We don’t like it either.
The people at the vet are always like “he didn’t let us take his blood” all accusatory but like he’s a 12 pound cat and you’re all trained human professionals??? Figure it out
When I lived in CO we’d spend hours pulling seeds from paws and noses. I just heard about a case where a grass seed migrated into the thorax and they found it in the mf AORTA
My dog got a grass seed stuck in his paw which developed into a blood blister.
Vet wanted to take him in overnight and operate on his paw at a cost of £750. So instead, I applied Sudocrem to the wound and within the hour it was all sorted.
How do vets sleep at night?
@thewildemama
“Hey girl” 😂
But seriously, the worst part about depression is that it hits for no reason. The okay part is that it doesn’t stay forever and it gets better again. Chin up, love 💕
@mommaofadoxie
@_kayward
@sadsagsun
Considering most women suffering domestic violence are isolated and can’t talk about the abuse... I understand her taking back her voice. It takes strength to leave an abuser and she SHOULD be proud.
Lost my car keys. Called my mom to see if I’d left them on the kitchen counter. She laughed and hung up, so I pulled over and put the car in park to search my bag.
#stupidadhdthings
Do you even know how fucking ACCOMPLISHED I feel after solo placing an IVC in an anesthetized, hypotensive, fat bulldog after the first one blew? It reminds me that I’m a real professional and not just a fraud.
Or maybe she needs to be spayed so I don’t have to euthanize her when she gets hit by a car after escaping the yard while she’s in heat, or when she develops pyometria and goes septic 🤷🏻♀️
Opened a kennel and the dog lunged at my face so fast I didn’t have time to react. My life flashed before my eyes as he locked his paws around my neck and buried his face into my jugular to hide.
What’s the fucking point of working in this field if I still can’t afford to give my own pets the medical care they need?
Four owners have bitched that we’re ‘only in it for the money’ tonight and I just want to scream.
@WisconsinSass
He’s only acting like this because he thinks it might win him a chance. You already know how he’ll behave when he realizes he won’t get his way.
Stop blaming clients for driving veterinary staff to suicide. Are they abusive? Sure, they absolutely can be, but they’re manageable. The nicest clients in the world won’t change a goddamn thing if your staff can’t treat each other with respect.
In my opinion, general practices should close or stay open for ER service only, but emergency services NEED to stay open. This is important for a variety of reasons:
1. Your pets are family. No pet should have to sit at home and suffer.
I can almost guarantee human vaccination rates would go up if we had to cut off heads and submit samples of brain tissue to confirm suspected measles cases.
@DGlaucomflecken
A client once asked what we did with all the hair we swept up and I told her we ate it. She looked at the DVM and he just shrugged his shoulders and nodded. I’ve never seen a more horrified expression
@Zooophagous
@lil_kdoo11
I can’t get over the COST of all that food. Inflation has me struggling just to buy my own groceries and normal purina dog food.
Me: I’m sorry, we’re an emergency/specialty hospital. We don’t offer vaccination services.
Client: Well it’s a fucking emergency to ME!
Me: Ma’am, we don’t even keep vaccines on the premises.
Client: *slams door*
Owner looked at me with tears streaming down his face and asked “how do you know how many kisses are enough?” as he visited with his dying pet.
I sat down next to him. “Sir, you can kiss her a thousand times and it still won’t be enough.”
Why aren’t people asking Veterinarians what they feed their OWN pets? Wanna know what’s best for your pet to eat? Probably the food your Veterinarian is BUYING for their pets to eat considering they literally only want the best of the best for their own animals at home 🙃
Me, a veterinary technician, hiding under the bed:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber: i called my breeder to make sure my veterinarian knew how to treat my purebred malti-poo
Me: DID YOUR BREEDER GO TO VET SCHOOL?? ARE THEY ARE A DOCTOR
Over half the patients in my ICU were puppies last night- not including the multiple parvo pups in isolation.
Puppies don’t make great holiday gifts when they rack up $1500+ in medical bills before breakfast Christmas Day.
Hiring managers: if the potential employee you’re interviewing is leaving their current position bc they can’t afford to live, don’t offer less than their current wage and claim the “benefits” make up for it. They don’t, and you just wasted everyone’s time.
All cats should be on regular flea prevention! We don’t just recommend it for fun; fleas are sneaky and can be tricky to get rid of once they’re in the house.
Today I paid a veterinarian $200 to learn that your indoor-only cats can still get fleas if you have an indoor-outdoor husband who wore his houseshoes out in the yard 🙄
4. Animals don’t stop having emergencies just because their humans are home. Our hospital has seen an increase in cases because owners are home to SEE how their pets are behaving.
Purina is a fantastic food choice and has years of evidence to back it up. Boutique dog foods (fromm, Rachel Ray, etc.) are NOT quality. In fact, there’s direct evidence that grain free diets (fromm, RR) are causing DCM in dogs of all ages.
LEASH YOUR FUCKING RATS! I don’t care how ‘friendly’ the other dog looks, or how ‘nice’ your dog is. YOU are responsible and I won’t feel sorry if your pet gets hurt. “Ahaha he’s only 4lb- he can’t hurt anyone” ... maybe not but he’s definitely snack sized 🤷🏻♀️
So one of our neighbors little rat dogs got bit by my roommate’s American bulldog this morning (not severely) because it ran up to her and nipped at her and they had the audacity to call animal control and Bella is literally the sweetest dog I have ever met I am so pissed
It’s an HONOR to stand in for owners when they can’t do it themselves. I’ll never judge. I’ll sit and love them & tell them they were good and so loved by their parents.
Can we not police grief? Pets are not alone at the end of their lives, whether their owners choose to stay or not. If they choose not, I have a tech come in the room with me to give love and comfort. My job is to help ease and facilitate that passing for all involved, not judge
“$150 just to pull a fishhook out of my aggressive, painful dog’s tongue is ridiculous. You should be ashamed.”
...I mean, you’re welcome to pull it out yourself 🙄
WITH THAT BEING SAID:
A nail trim is not an emergency. They can wait. Vaccine appointments for dogs that have already received their full rounds of shots are not an emergency. If your rdvm is closed, puppies also need to follow social distancing rules. Stay out of dog parks.
Don’t sit at home and stare at your pets. Here is an incomplete list of reasons to bring your pet to the hospital:
Labored breathing
Pale gums
Distended/painful abdomen
Inappropriate food/med/material ingestion
Uncontrolled bleeding
Abnormal behavior
It really pisses me off when techs panic and back off when a patient freaks out and I’m restraining. I will not let them bite you. I will not let them hurt themselves. If I lose my hold I will give a warning. It’s going to be okay.
Hi, I’d like to remind everybody that zoos are literally priceless when it comes to the conservation and protection of animals. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ZOOS
Dog chewed off most of his own foot. Owners aghast and confused. “How could this happen??” they cry. Was he wearing an e-collar? “No, he doesn’t need it.”