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LOAN SIGN: a fingerspelled word is modified to leave out or combine letters in order to function as an actual sign
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van and jackie in a kinder universe
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after the rescue shauna tries catholicism again, not because of the saints this time, but because she learned about transubstantiation and wanted to believe there could be something holy about consuming the person you loved
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i never understand when people say jackie was a loser like that's how i know we watched different shows
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jackie would say this about shauna
just found out oomf is on the naughty list😭😭 i’m literally shaking what do i do
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i know many people are very attached to the idea of pre-crash shauna being a timid needy lesnicki-esque second fiddle to jackie but i have recently been going fucking crazy over the thought of a super aggressive fight-picking shauna
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she probably packed a swimsuit in case the hotel in seattle had a pool 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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princess di died while they were in the woods oh my god who was devastated to learn this
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i wish yellowjackets had come out ten years ago i would've destroyed a shauna shipman tumblr roleplay account
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jackie taylor IS a little sweetie pie. but? she is also batshit insane.
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he’s not adult jackie. but he might be. if you have faith and go nuts on it.
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if shauna shipman wouldn’t like taylor swift why did taylor swift announce a shauna shipman themed album
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the whole misty black box thing pisses me off because it's so hard to navigate, like no the black box wouldn't have rescued them, but she definitely thought it would, so how angry should they be if they find out? like it was a shithead move but HOW BIG of a shithead move
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so important to remember shauna shipman does not have style and is not cool. do you remember what her house looks like it’s so uglyyyyy
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well i would love to say wouldn’t but we’ve definitely already seen how shauna used infidelity to hurt jackie and they weren’t even actually together then. and then jackie reacted like she’d been cheated on. hold on i have to think about this for a while. anyway yeah she would.
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there’s legitimate potential for bloodshed when the last ponytail holder snaps in the wilderness
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i don’t have to say it
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my favorite part about yellowjackets is the mystery so i don't always speculate on the Really Big Questions in it but i think at the moment my position is that the wilderness (as a supernatural entity) is a fat nothing it doesn't exist
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can't believe i'm saying this but final VEAL update: four years later
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projecting onto shauna shipman but it's things like "she would get so mad at someone for walking around the office with one earbud in"
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the most are they lovers no they're worse pairing of all time
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i’ve never needed anyone “in a way that’s concerning to feminism” when i’m horny it’s liberating and advances the rights of women everywhere
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methodically plant seeds of dissent amongst the other editors in her literary magazine so that they appear petty and incompetent and the graduating editor in chief sees that only shauna is deserving of succeeding them
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kind of insane to me that anyone is doing anything but inputting like, one ship one tag and sorting by kudos then scrolling til they find their specific freak shit
you guys look at kudos ratio???? i just search the tags i like and read every summary the way god intended
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sometimes i forget that shauna let jackie die. like she really did. not to be reductive but she did.
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you know what’s fucked up is a lot of the yjs’ best friends probably weren’t even on the team like think of all the jackieshaunas that suffered their own tragedies bc fucking laura lee or akilah or kristen just had to play soccer
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hello all i am on a tour right now to tell everyone know that i got a job as an associate at a firm doing family law and it’s exactly what i wanted and i’m extremely extremely happy that’s all
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not independent bc neither of them are independent but like... that she might defer to jackie just between them but that she otherwise has a strong and abrasive personality. that jackie is occasionally her voice of reason? probs something i can't say until i've written more
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new netflix yj fans i welcome you but please get really cool with a bunch of stuff really quick
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tbh i think jackie had very little chance of getting out at all but i do think if shauna had died then the group would have focused a bit of energy on resultant Obvious Suicide Risk Jackie Taylor
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this is the sweetest thing i’ve ever seen can you imagine being known this well
i’ve been begging my friends to read the locked tomb for 4 years they better secretly be doing this
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praying to god that when yellowjackets comes back it doesn’t have the one-day delay between people watching on an app and people watching live that interview with the vampire does because this has been a weekly spoiler nightmare
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VEAL update! as a wise yellowjackets episode summary once said, charlotte matthews comes off the bench.
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in a way i’m looking forward to shauna’s death because adult timeline shauna will definitely interact with wilderness timeline jackie while dying
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new interpretation of jackie’s necklace
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do you ever have a stretch of time when you can’t find a single fic you feel like reading at all and you KNOW it’s you and NOT the fics
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CALLIE SADECKI TYPE POST
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it would be so crazy if anybody disliked shauna shipman luckily nobody does
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the only thing that trips me up here is baby lottie's car crash premonition but the rest of it is just people being people. also sometimes i'm like waittt the birds but actually birds are insanely stupid and die just for fun sometimes.
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@mistysblackbox
as long as it’s not that “everyone gets a turn” idea that was circulating a while ago lol
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they WANT YOU to eat the body. eating the body is an act of forgiveness and honoring. the bread is LITERALLY the body.
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taishauna girldisaster friendship is so important to me...
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miscommunication runs rampant as jackie, laura lee, and van head back to rutgers
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i have chosen a yellowjacket shauna doesn’t really interact with in canon to make her new best friend in this fic, a critical step in my process, so it’s time to log off and buckle down again
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i think abt this um. often. there are options. COULD’VE BEEN JESSICA ROBERTS. a woman who lives down the street who didn’t realize she was living near a yellowjacket, a college student hired to tutor callie, tai… STRING OF WOMEN SOUGHT OUT ON A DATING APP…
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sorry not to beat the horse postmortem but it’s hard to believe anyone’s stupid enough to misinterpret her this badly so you just have to assume these are mean, cruel, and selfish people acting to sinister ends
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nothing i wouldn’t give to get a little bit of shauna interacting with her mom
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i’m at that stage where it feels like i’ll never write anything ever again but i keep staring at my drafts like interesting… interesting
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i want to thank everyone who helped me reach this milestone: the sex number
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thoughts on lottienat? — i definitely understand the appeal people see in it but the lottie and nat people are shipping don’t seem like the real lottie and nat to me
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@twotabitha
absolutely and also this was my bible jackie pic in the notes of the doc while i wrote
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it would be insane if they introduced an adult survivor now (not that i doubt their willingness to do it anyway) bc if i crashed in the woods with my high school soccer team and we were stuck there for nineteen months you could not get RID of me for the rest of our lives.
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does shauna really top jackie? — i feel like you guys are really limiting yourselves in your understanding of queer sex
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misty really should've just done drama club this could've been normal behavior
i just now noticed misty has their team photo framed in her house 😭
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calling shauna butch is like when they gave hannibal lecter a motorcycle. like sure it's in the show but it's not right.
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big fan of hating on wilderness baby btw, we must break the silence — it’s a really odd plot to me! i don’t believe in “unnecessary plots” or w/e but i DO believe that it’s kind of a hat on a hat. i think wb is dumb and doesn’t do…
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taishauna girlsuccess friendship !!!!!!
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taissa & shauna check in with each other
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i keep thinking abt the discourse recently re: being too old for online fan stuff and i guess what i would say is if i’d been publishing fanfiction at any age before maybe 22 it would’ve been miserably bad and been a net negative in the world
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this is how i know bar review is driving me clinically bonkers
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i know this is bait but the qts are insane on this. you are not in fact a loser for living GEOGRAPHICALLY NEAR your family.
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van has become so important to me for no clear reason and so unexpectedly but man if anything happens to her i will go apeshit
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been thinking about watching yellowjackets now that it’s on netflix
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lottie and ll's relationship is so cute. also mystifying and a little bit like emotional cheating maybe but soooo fckin cute.
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lottie & tai prep for shauna’s upcoming birthday
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shauna shipman should never under any circumstances have a pet but if she was going to have one she would have an exceptionally spoiled betta
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nobody in this coffee shop knows i'm writing the next chapter of loan sign
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it’s my birthday read veal
can't believe i'm saying this but final VEAL update: four years later
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hey everyone wanted to let you know i changed the veal summary. i hated that first summary lol
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1. i personally am hot for melanie lynskey. that’s honestly pretty much it. 2. shauna is so about arrested development and i think that stage of womanhood will always be symbolically important + attractive to her so i like seeing her interact with this entity she can’t get past.
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just remembered travis survives and that seems absolutely impossible to me. i mean i like it i find that interesting but how the hell did he manage that.
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new most important thing in the world to me just dropped
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love to imagine modernish au jackieshauna playing comphet chicken trying to convince each other the boys in one direction are cute
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how big of an asshole move is it to post a first chapter of something to see if people even like it
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@meowwzac
right which is fascinating because that's like, her main tension-- that this is the first arena where her popularity counts for nothing
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this is another one of those things where it’s like, irl you kind of just like who you like. she likes women so she probably likes those women. but also my veal-brained take is: fucking obviously she would.
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VEAL update! van tells us a story. (also, we earn a graphic depiction of violence warning)
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achieved the academic and professional goal i’ve been working toward for the last seven years
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OH, HI: van and tai are too cool for wiskayok. jackie and nat are too cool to be that reductive. shauna shipman is, tragically, married. (15k words of taivan getting back together, basically.)
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BIGGEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE OH MY GOD
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